Horny Birds
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
212 Mins.
Horny Birds
THEMES: Strippers, Amateurs, Public Sex
2012
CONDOMS: Some Noted
REVIEW-
I picked up this movie because I have had such a great time watching the Dancing Bear stuff. Something about “real” chicks getting nutty with strippers just works as fantasy fodder. Sadly, this one doesn’t live up to that. There are some good moments, but overall this one just isn’t worth the time. It is supposed to be “real” girls so some amount of flexibility in the overall attractiveness of the women. Too often, they come up short though. The camerawork is generally horrible. I know this is supposed to look like amateur footage, but it just comes off looking dreadful. There is a fine line between looking real and looking like crap. The third scene in this movie is the best. The girls on the party bus are the best looking of the bunch and if you happen to pick up this DVD, do yourself a favor by sticking around to watch them get down. As much as I love the themes here, there just aren’t enough highlights to make this worth more of a look.
Fired and Loving It
The action starts at an all-girl party celebrating the fact that someone got fired. The natural lighting looks like something you would see from an old home video and the camerawork fits that just perfectly. The girl with the camera talks to the party guests about their friend’s “decision” to get fired. Michelle is a MILFy redhead who playfully kisses one of her sexy friends and tells us she is happy to move on. The women in the room are not a very sexy bunch. There are two the stand out and if I had to guess, we will see them fuck eventually. Eventually is the key word here. We get a lot of footage of the girls talking. There is a big black woman who extols the joys of anal sex and a huge tattooed woman who declares her butt to be exit only. The strippers finally arrive after about fifteen minutes and they mingle about like normal dudes. As one might expect the stripper finds the prettiest girl in the room and gives her the attention. The other girls get to have some fun as well, feeling up the guys at they dance. The worst part here is the poor camerawork. These things are tough to shoot, but the frantic nature combined with poor camerawork makes it mostly unwatchable. It is thirty minutes into the movie before we see the first sexually active girl stripped down to her bra and actually touching a dick. After her ugly friend gives it a suck, the pretty brunette takes over. It might be fun to watch if we could actually see anything. Some other chick gets on top of a stripper and fucks him while the ugly chick is cheering on the action. This is what would happen if a drunken chick used her crappy cell phone to record a dirty night with her friends. I’m actually kind of interested in seeing what the brunette chick (with some very interesting tattoos) can do with a cock, but the camerawork is so bad that it renders the whole thing nearly pointless. It looks like the guest of honor may have fucked because some chick gets cum on her tits, but it is too much of a mess to bother. The brunette girls does make her way into a bedroom with a stripper for a tightly cropped round of POV. She sucks for a bit and then they fuck. We end up staring at her toes during the fucking and show up just in time to see him cum all up her body and get a drop on her face.
Divorcee’s Revenge
A car full of women talk about taking their friend to a strip club to help her get over cheating ex. Hot set up even if the footage is grainy and hand held in the worst way. They spend a lot of time on the ride over and then finally arrive at the club. Shooting the stage from the back of the club makes sure that the footage is no better in this scene than it was in the first one. There isn’t really any interaction for a long time so we are basically watching a poorly shot male strip show. One of the girls finally starts blowing a stripper at the back of the room before taking him to the stage where everyone can see her. That action isn’t bad and it leads to another girl up on stage being dry humped as part of the show. Though the flow never gets good there are some nice moments going on in the club. One of the strippers drops the hammer on a nice looking brunette chick, first at her table and then on stage. Things get fun with a birthday girl and her friend are brought up and do more than just dance on stage. Both girls suck cock and this leads to a big of a free for all. Watching the girls take turns up on stage sucking strange stripper cock is absolutely the highlight of this DVD. The women are attractive enough to make it work and there is even some double BJ fun. Too bad it takes so long to get to this point because watching the two main girls fight for one cock is a lot of fun.
Party Bus
The last group is celebrating a friend’s impending nuptials with some fun on a party bus. The blonde bride to be is pretty decent looking and her friends seem ready to make sure she gets naughty. The action on the bus starts off with the girls taking turns dancing on the pole and playing around with a giant, inflatable penis. There is lots o screaming and jerky camerawork while they wait for the guys to arrive. When the guys tart waving their cocks around, a few of the girls take full advantage. Most of the girls pass, but there is a very pretty blonde who finally sucks a bit and a big titted chick who looks down for trying them all. Two blonde girls make out while one of them jerks off a dancer. There is definitely a small core of chicks who are into playing on this bus. They are the best looking girls in the movie so that is a nice change. There are enough guys on this bus to keep the girls all lined up and sucking away. For the first time in this DVD, the action is hot enough to overcome the camerawork and lighting. These petite blonde party girls really know how to put on a good show and this is the kind of action that made me anxious to see this movie in the first place. Eventually they bend one girls over and start fucking her. One of the pretty blonde takes a facial and then our titty queen comes in to get on for herself. They try to get the bride to play, but she stays out of the action. There is a 10 minutes segment tacked on at the end that is really just a waste.
Bonus: Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Web Site
