Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody

MOVIE TYPE: Parody
143 Mins.
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Myers
THEMES: Parody, Vampires, Lesbian Sex,
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Lexi Belle, Jessie Andrews, Ash Hollywood, April O’Neiil, Amber Rayne Chanel Preston, Britney Amber, Rocco Reed, Kris Slater, Tom Byron, Michael Vegas

REVIEW-

This is a parody I have really been looking forward to. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a great TV show and has spawned so many hot fan fics that it was destined to become a XXX parody smash. Once I saw the trailer, I knew I had to see this one. They really cut together a great preview that made me want to see it even more. The music and script are excellent. Fans of the Buffy TV show will enjoy the humor and most of the performances. The story brings together most of our favorite characters and provides for a couple of decent fight scenes. (But no Cordy? Come on.) Lexi Belle is perfect as Buffy. She looks cute, handles her dialog well and kicks some major ass. If there is a weakness here it is that there isn’t enough Buffy in the movie. Only one sex scene from the lead? That’s a huge mistake. More dialog would have been great. More sex would have been really fantastic. While there is not enough Buffy, there is too much of Willow. A huge part of the show, she takes over this parody and it’s not a good thing. Jessie Andrews plays Willow. Not only is Jessie the current “it” girl, but she is also the reigning best actress winner. For this movie however, she is painfully miscast. The wig she wears is pretty bad so she ends up looking wrong for the part. Her dialog is painfully bad and her sex scene is completely flat. At the other end of the spectrum are a pair of really hot sex scenes from Chanel Preston and Britney Amber. Chanel and Tom Byron hook up for a very energetic fuck. Britney Amber steals the show in the finale. Great body, cute face and a finale that is both strokeable and a great cliffhanger should they choose to make a sequel. Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX is an ambitious effort that succeeds in being a fun parody with the right mood, the right music, a perfectly cast lead and three really good sex scenes. I hope they make another Buffy parody and this time, have more Buffy in it.

Lexi Belle & Rocco Reed

Missing her boyfriend has put Buffy into a hyper-sexual state. She dreams of Angel (Rocco Reed) and quickly makes it clear that she wants him to pleasure her. She slips out of her shirt and shows off her perky tits. Moving into position she sucks his hard cock, bobbing her head and using the tip of her tongue on his head. They are locked up in a pretty good 69 with Lexi grinding her hips and getting her pussy ready to take his prick. It is hard not to love Lexi Belle. She’s cute, has a tight little body and always fucks like she just loves the way a dick feels in her pussy. They roll into spoon and kiss when they can. This scene is sexy and has just enough connection between the two performers to make us believe it. They finish with a long round of mish and a big load of cum all over her pretty face.

Chanel Preston & Tom Byron

Though she is dead, Giles’ girlfriend shows up in his office with love on her mind. He’s a bright guy, but apparently this doesn’t set off any red flags so he just welcomes her with a big kiss. Her dress is up and his tongue is in her pussy faster than you can say vampire. Chanel enjoys the attention and then her whole face lights up when she has a hard cock to suck. She really uses her hand well and makes tremendous eye contact as she sucks the cock and balls beautifully. When she is finished, Chanel leans back and spreads her legs. She is still wearing her boots and bra for those looking for wardrobe specifics. When she turns around and gets fucked from behind, Chanel does a great job of sowing off her legs and ass. (This is something she always seems to do.) She turns around and starts fucking, working her hips and showing off her ass. As always, Chanel is very energetic, choking down his cock in between positions and making sure this boff is worth coming back to life for. Tom give her a big load that she happily eats like a cum starved sex monkey.

Jessie Andrews & Kris Slater

Something very odd is going on because Willow (Jessie Andrews) is acting out her big crush on Xander (Kris Slater). Kris does a decent job of handling his dialog that is made much, much better by Jessie’s rather dreadful turn and doe-eyed innocence. (This girl won an acting award last year for goodness sake.) The dialog ends and the two life long friends settle in for some less than inspiring sex. Jessie gives head and seems rather intent on making it a little sloppy, but there doesn’t seem to be any really connection here. (Par for the course honestly.) Other than being painfully out of breath after the BJ, there is nothing here to set it off from any other scene. The connection that saw in the opening scene is gone and in its place is a moody, shadow heavy fuck between a super pale girl trying too hard to overcome a lack of actual heat with a lot of noise. Maybe it is my overwhelming indifference to this scene, but it certainly seems to go on forever before he shoots all over her belly. There is some eye candy here if you like Jessie’s body which I’m sure most people do (deservedly so) but I think the lack of heat and sad miscasting make this kind of a throw-away scene in an otherwise spot-on parody.

Ash Hollywood, Amber Rayne & April O’Neiil

Ash Hollywood has been summoned from another dimension and plans to cause some serious problems for Buffy. First she wants to get ditty with a couple of trampy vamps, Amber Rayne and April O’Neiil. The girls prove that they love feasting on more than just blood. As usual, Amber attacks the scene with absolute abandon. She never leaves anything in the tank. Ash is very good looking and shows off her pretty while being eaten by April (who is one of my favorites) There is a lot of eye candy here and with Amber doing the talking, things are pretty filthy in that regard. As lesbian vampire scenes go, this is going to really rock your world.

Britney Amber & Michael Vegas

What would a Buffy parody be without Spike? Michael Vegas plays the blonde baddie while Britney Amber plays his busty bimbo friend Harmony. Britney looks fantastic naked and adds some sexual heat that has been missing from the last few scenes. She shows off her big tits and then goes nuts sucking his cock. Great shots of her on all fours moving her whole body as her lips stroke up and down his throbbing shaft. Moving her pussy on top of his cock, Britney slides that wet slit up and down while showing off her ass. Tell me you don’t want to just reach out and spank those sexy cheeks. The brighter lighting and super enthusiastic sex make this scene a real highlight. He fucks her hard enough to keep her big tits bouncing until he sprays them with a big load of cock cream. This is perhaps the hottest scene of the movie because Britney is so much fun to watch.

Bonus: Non Sex Version of the movie, BTS, Interviews, Director Interview, Bonus Scene (Teagan Presley, Jenna Haze and Nikki Benz in a lesbian zombie fuck.) Photo Gallery, Trailers, Commercials)