His Dracula
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
73 Mins.
Company: LFP/Hustler
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Vampires, gay sex
CONDOMS: No
Year of Production:
STARS: Abi Sylvio, Steven Daigle, Seth Roberts, Jeremy Bilding, John Magnum, Will Swagger, Jack Lawrence, Andy Appleton, Alan Stafford, Joey Brass, Amber Cherry
Reviewed by: Miller Huggins
So this movie says it’s a parody, and you can usually trust Hustler/LFP to know what a parody is, but it doesn’t appear to be humorous or to have any satirical content. It seems like what it is, instead, is just a gay-sex-friendly retelling of Dracula. I’m afraid I don’t know the actors, but it shouldn’t matter that much – there’s very little plot to worry about. They seem to do a serviceable job putting the (very scanty) scenes across.
Sex-wise, there is a twelve-minute masturbation scene with the main Jonathan Harker character jacking off in bed, in which he lies on his back and whacks it without much in the way of frills (except for switching hands now and then), a pretty energetic two-man scene between Harker and a friend with lots of cocksucking and rimming and fucking in many positions, a jailhouse blowjob with the Renfield character getting sucked off by one of his keepers and then taking a facial, and finally Dracula and a guy having dirty dirty sex in a dungeon.
I don’t have much of a metric for judging gay porn – this is my first one – so I can’t say for sure what will [please the aficionados thereof, but the guys in the movie all seemed pretty enthusiastic and pretty gay. This movie was not a parody, inspite of what you may have seen on the box cover. It is instead just a gay vampire movie, so don’t expect it to be funny. It is, instead, one of the usual run of porn adaptations of real movies – a nod to plot cozened in a running time occupied with 90% fucking and 10% (if that) acting.
OVERALL RATING: 7
FEMALE LOOKS: N/A
MALE LOOKS: 8
PICTURE QUALITY: 8
EXTRAS: BTS, Trailers, Bonus scene, slide show, 2nd disc with 3D version of movie
PLOT/ACTING: 6
SEX: 7
