Hairy Twatter: A Dreamzone Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
117 Mins.
Dreamzone
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
THEMES: Parody, Schoolgirls, Hairy Pussy
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Tara Lynn Fox, Jessie Andrews, Katie St. Ives, Sammy Grand, Nora Skyy, Seth Gamble, Logan Pierce, Tyler Nixon, Michael Vegas
REVIEW-
Yeah folks, this is another parody. And yeah, it’s Harry Potter themed with some furry pussy word play. Harry and his friends are apparently upset at the decided lack of bush around campus. At the request of his friend Ron, the young wizard goes looking for a spell that will magically make the girls sprout muffs overnight. This raises some concerns, but it ends up leading to a lot of sex. The Harry Potter franchise is one of the most successful in the history of Hollywood so it makes sense that people would dig it as a porn parody. There are elements at play here that are going to really please fans here. The costumes are good and most of the younger characters are on display here. Some will find the lack of faculty fucks to be disappointing though. The hairy angle is basically just an excuse to kick off the action in each scene. Sexually the movie has a few high points. Katie St. Ives is the woman with the spell and before she gives it to Harry she wants his magic wand into her nicely fuzzy slit. Jessie Andrews has the most desirable female lead and she’s finished after the second scene. Not a great idea there probably. It isn’t a great scene either so there is a lot of potential heat lost there. Sammy Grind also is a little flat in her scene. Things pick up with naughty blonde Nora Skyy. She thanks Harry for the hair with a really good BJ scene. Saving the best for last we get Tara Lynn Fox in the finale. The scene is only of minor importance to the story, but any time we get to see her naked, it’s a good thing. Overall this is a cute movie with some parody appeal and a lot of costume fun. True Potter fans may not be thrilled with the overall use of the characters, but I don’t think they are too worried about them.
Katie St. Ives & Seth Gamble
Harry goes to visit Hella Trix to see if she has a spell that can give all the girls in school a hairy bush. She will give him the spell, but only if he does what she wants. What she wants of course, is his mouth working her pussy. Katie has a well trimmed bush with plenty of room underneath for a lot of tongue play on smooth lips. When she is warmed up, Katie lets her fingers keep the pussy going while she takes his dick in her fist. There is some really good footage here. Somehow she finds room on his rod for both hand and beats her pretty face with it. Great eye contact during the BJ. He flips her around and fucks her hard from behind. At some point she ends up with a pink backside, but we don’t really see him spank her. Katie moves to her back and rubs her clit until he pulls out and shoots all over her bush.
Jessie Andrews & Logan Pierce
Ron gets his wish early in the movie when Hormone (Jessie Andrews) shows him the new bush she sprouted overnight. She isn’t happy that Harry messed around with the spells, but is happy to see that her hairy muff has Ron turned on. He helps her out of her top and reaches around to finger her while she sucks his cock. She makes it vanish in her hands and stares at his hips during a long BJ. Jessie gets on top and rides for a while, lifting up her skirt to show off her full bush. He bends her over and fucks her with his cock. The energy runs out quickly on this scene, but there are some nice shots of her little ass as she rides his cock and wiggles her hips. He pulls out during mish and cums on her belly.
Sammy Grand & Tyler Nixon
The hairy epidemic as spread throughout the school. As more students explore, Sammy and Tyler fall into the hairy fun trap. She puts one leg up on the rail and he eats her right on the staircase. She drops to her knees and sucks his cock. It easily fits into her mouth and she gives decent, if under-enthusiastic head in between kisses. Sammy gets on top and fucks for a while. She seems to search out the camera for eye contact in every position. That can be fun, but it also looks sometimes like she is searching for instructions. They finish in spoon with him cumming all over her furry box.
Nora Skyy & Seth Gamble
Blonde Nora Skyy shows her new bush to Harry who is worried he is going to get expelled. She isn’t there to get him in trouble though, but rather to show her appreciation. I really like this girl’s hair and they both leave their uniforms on so I think this will have a lot of parody appeal because of the uniforms. Nor has a very pretty face and appears to have a big juicy ass under that short school skirt. Using both hands, she makes sure that Harry feels the love. Eventually he shoots his load all over her tongue. It’s only a BJ scene, but it’s one of the hottest of the movie.
Tara Lynn Fox & Michael Vegas
Draco wants to rat Harry out, but sexy Tara Lynn Fox (doing her best British accent) offers him a shot at her hairy beaver if he will use his mouth on it instead of tattling. He makes a meal of her fuzzy taco and then watches the pretty blonde drop to her knees so she can starts sucking. Tara is the hottest girl in the movie and gives the best head as well. Great eye contact, good hand action and more energy than a few of the other girls put together. After a quick ride in reverse cowgirl she sucks him clean and mounts right up. Her ass looks fantastic in cowgirl and Tara isn’t afraid to slam her hips down to take all of his dick. They try to make sure we always see her pussy and the hair she’s got growing there, but Tara is not a passive fuck. She moves around a lot and gets really loud as he starts lamming into her. He finally pulls out and shoots all over her pussy. They saved the best for last and Tara is worth waiting for.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Recap, iPod Version, Non Sex Version, Non Sex Version for iPod
