Official Client List Parody, The
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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
126 Mins
Zero Tolerance
DIRECTOR: Mike Quasar
THEMES: Massage, Cougars, Cheating, Prostitution
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Veronica Avluv, Misty Stone, Francesca Le, Krissy Lynn, Aleksa Nicole, Alec Knight, Mark Wood, Michael Vegas, Anthony Rosano, Danny Wylde
REVIEW-
This is a pretty light weight parody flick. For those of you who don’t know about the Jennifer Love Hewitt show “The Client List” it’s pretty simple. Hot wife gets left by her husband and goes to work in a massage parlor that offers happy endings. It’s very simple, but thanks to a hot leading lady, some revealing lingerie and two of the best knockers ever, it works. The XXX version is just as simple and generates some heat of its own. The cast is very good here even if the story is thin. Veronica Avluv splits from her husband over shady finances. She gets a job at the spa, fucks her first client in a very good sex scene and then disappears until the very end of the movie. Hey, the sex scene is good so that works. Francesca Le follows with a typical good scene. She just always delivers. The next two scenes are the hottest of the movie. First Misty Stone wows us with her awesomeness. She runs the spa and also handles high-end clients. Her scene is beautiful and shows off her fantastic body perfectly. Everything about this scene is great and watching it a couple of times is probably a good idea. Krissy Lynn follows that one up with a memorable boff of her own. I really like this girl and she is very hot here. The finale features Aleksa Nicole who isn’t at all bad herself. The story is very simple and could be a little deeper. The same goes for the massage fantasy angle. Then again, there are a bunch of web site dedicated to that and we know what these women are really doing in the spa anyway. Instead we get five scenes of lucky guys dropping some cash to get some must needed relief.
Veronica Avluv & Mark Wood
When her husband runs out on her and leaves her with a ton of bills, Veronica Avluv takes a job at a massage parlor. Her very first client is a Senator who isn’t afraid to tell her exactly what he wants. He eats her pussy and has her in a position to start fucking right away. With her knees against her chest and her heels in her hands, Veronica welcomes his cock into her pussy with plenty of verbal encouragement. Nice energy as she gets fucked. No massage is complete without some head so she flips the Senator over and inhales his meat before taking a long hard ride on it. Her big tits are quite inviting and she really knows how to make them bounce. Veronica is a very energetic fuck and pleases the senator with her great rack, long legs and inviting slit. He certainly got his money’s worth from this woman and I think she is going to be able to pay the bills in no time. She takes his load all over her face and sucks out every last drop. Yes, she will be a big earner for sure.
Francesca Le & Michael Vegas
Movie producer Michael Vegas is tense and doesn’t even want to bother with a massage. He takes Francesca Le right there on the couch. He helps her right out of her panties and buries his face in her sexy snatch. She gets on her knees and delivers a sloppy blowjob that has the couch all wet from her spit in no time. Mounting up, Francesca goes crazy in reverse cowgirl. The spoon footage looks fantastic as he fucks her hard enough to bounce her firm titties against her chin. Francesca is always energetic and vocal, screaming for more as he nails her. She takes a big load right on her face and then shows him that he is finger licking good.
Misty Stone & Anthony Rosano
Misty Stone is the owner of the parlor and welcomes Veronica to the team on the phone. As soon as she hangs up, she handles a rich client herself. Anthony Rosano is a hard-working businessman who gets to relax as Misty works her hands up and down his back. She has an incredibly sexy voice and talks to him as she gives him a brief rubdown. This is really hot footage that ends when he strips her and starts eating her ass. Misty pushes her buns around his face and lets him get a good taste. Returning the favor, Misty grabs his cock and delivers the best head of the movie. She jerks like crazy and runs her tongue along the side as she does, bobbing that pretty head in his lap like she wants him to finish in her hungry mouth. They get into spoon where her lovely body is shown off perfectly. That tight shaved pussy is right there in the camera and he reaches around to play with her cute little boobies. Misty is just perfect from head to toe and happily sucks his cock in between positions to keep things good and wet. He bends her over the table for some outstanding leg and ass shots before she gets down on her knees and drains a big load of cream onto her waiting tongue. This is the best scene of the movie and worth watching more than once.
Krissy Lynn & Danny Wylde
Blonde Krissy Lynn gets to service a rock star client. He’s in bed and just passes on the massage so he can get right at her naughty bits. She happily strips him down and runs her tongue up and down his shaft. Once it’s wet she grabs it in her hand and starts sucking. Krissy takes her top off so we can watch her tits shake as sucks. I really like this girl and the pants-on head is very sexy. (It fits with the massage parlor fantasy theme.) Danny strips her out of her tight pants and pulls her on top. That big ass is shaking on every stroke as he pounds his cock into her and spanks her hard. Once she is warmed up, Krissy needs to be bent over for a proper pounding. He works her hard and has her ass pink from his swats as she pushes back and squeals. Flipping her over he fondles her tits while driving it home. He has her in mish and sprays her beautiful body with his big load. This is another scene worth watching twice.
Aleksa Nicole & Alec Knight
Coming in with a story about a high powered job, Alec ends up getting off at the same place his wife is working. She does a bit of a rub down, but quickly gets to the cock sucking. Aleksa is a very attractive brunette who actually looks a lot like Veronica. She uses a two-fisted approach to cock sucking that is quite pleasing to the eye. He rolls her over, pushes her knees to her chest and fucks her with his long prick. I like the legs shots offered up here. She is active and easy on the eyes, but after the last two scenes, this doesn’t quite bring the movie to its highest point at the end. (If that matters to you.) Great bend over shots as he fucks her pussy and fingers her butthole. She turns around just in time to take the load. Giggling as she cleans him up, Aleksa gives us enough of a reason to stick around for the conclusion of the story.
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