Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
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149 Mins
Smash Pictures
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
THEMES: Parody, BDSM, Fetish, Bondage, Virgins, Mommy Porn
CONDOMS: Yes
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Allie Haze, Alexis Ford, Julia Ann, Jaslene Jade, Ryan Driller, Johnny Castle, Logan Pierce
REVIEW-
OK, this is just a strange piece of porn. Fifty Shades of Grey is a massive hit with the mommy porn crowd. I haven’t read the books, but I have a feeling that this movie is a fairly accurate recreation of that. That’s fine for fans of the series, but it makes for a very choppy and odd XXX flick. It doesn’t fit the normal porn format and for that it should be both applauded and criticized. I think it will make fans of the books happy because it gives little snippets of all sorts of action. For this reason, the movie fails as a typical porn flick. There aren’t the usual full scenes to enjoy so it sort of plods along more often than not. I love Allie Haze. She is very pretty and handles her dialog well. It would not shock me at all to see her with several Best Actress nominations for this movie. She is what makes the sex interesting as well. The bondage scenes add a little spice but Allie is good at everything. Julia Ann pops in for the most traditional scene of the bunch. It has some hot bondage appeal and Julia is always worth watching. So I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes the books and wants to see a couple of fine acting performances (From Haze and Ryan Driller.) For people looking for regular porn, there are better choices so watch it accordingly.
Allie Haze & Ryan Driller
After nearly twenty minutes of build up, dialog and legal paperwork (yes really), they finally get busy. Allie is a virgin, but totally ready to submit to the handsome older man. Just kissing her has Allie out of breath and nearly begging for his cock. He pushes her legs up to her chest and starts fucking her young pussy. It’s a very vanilla scene actually. Allie looks good getting fucked but it is over quickly and more about story than strokeability. They continue in the bathtub where she learns how to suck cock. Hey I’m all for watching Allie suck cock, but the whole innocent “I’ve never done this before” thing plays better in mommy porn novels than XXX hardcore. She takes a nice facial, but honestly I am already bored by this. They continue with a bound round of pussy licking and fucking. Forty minutes of story and a choppy first sex scene is just not really cutting it.
Alexis Ford & Logan Pierce
While Allie is being trained, her friend (Alexis Ford) is just busy getting laid. She has a big fat cock down her throat and seems to like it very much. Great looking head from the sexy blonde before she flips onto her back and lets him fuck her shaved muff. When she gets on all fours, Alexis shows off her sexy ass as she pushes back to meet his strokes. He pulls out and shoots all over her pussy.
Flashing back we watch Julia Ann abusing a bound slave. She whips him, orders him around and keeps him in his rubber mask. This one is heavy on the fetish appeal but it also features Julia Ann as a mistress in sexy black lingerie. She takes out his cock and works it slowly with her hands and mouth. Sliding her pussy down onto his cock she uses him for her pleasure and smothers him with her big tits. Believe it or not, there is some couples-appeal to this scene as the BDSM action is very loving and connected. They finish with tit fucking and he shoots right between her big boobs.
Allie Haze & Ryan Diller
They spilt up, they get back together. She can’t do it; she won’t to be tied up. The result for us is a lot of dialog and Allie getting fucked from behind with her wrists bound by a necktie. Then they spend time at a masquerade ball and end up in the bathroom with Allie handcuffed to the faucets. The action just continues for the rest of the movie with partial fuck scenes between threes two. They are interesting and so is the script to some extent. The scenes are mostly partial with a lot of BD play and one final fuck that ends the movie.
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