This Ain’t the Expendables XXX (Blu-Ray)
www.Hustler.com
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
98 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Action, POV, 3D, Blu-Ray, Threesomes
CONDOMS: None
2012
STARS: Kimberly Kane, Brooklyn Lee, Andy San Dimas, Jessie Andrews, Ana Foxx, London Keyes, Kylie Ireland, Derrick Pierce, Billy Glide, Alec Knight, Brendon Miller & Tera Patrick
REVIEW-
I love the packaging and the idea for this movie. And you have to admire Axel Braun for getting Tera Patrick to drop in for a cameo. Of course if he wanted to go all out, the movie would have been packed with such clever drop-bys. Instead we get the one from Tera and then an all star cast in a 3d action parody. Kimberly Kane leads the band of mercenaries on a suicide mission to rescue a sexy rich girl (Lyla Storm.) Each of them has one sex scene. Kim’s is a sexy POV BJ scene that was really shot with the 3d in mind. She adds a lot of dirty talk while sucking the guy off in the church so add bonus points accordingly. Lyla’s scene is one of the hottest of the movie. She is a perfect little fuck brat who takes on two cocks at once. Very hot three way. Brooklyn Lee does her usual great job in the opening scene. Her energy is fantastic and the way she looks in those black boots will have you coming back for more. Andy San Dimas only does a G/G with Jessie Andrews. It’s pretty forgettable and kind of a waste of Andy’s talents. Ana Foxx and London Keyes share a cock in the finale. They are great together and finish the movie on a real high note. The action scenes are OK. With the 3D glasses on they are more fun of course. This Ain’t the Expendables has enough action to make it cool and enough good sex to make it hot. It’s another solid parody from Axel. Now if he can just get Tera Patrick to go all the way in the sequel I will be impressed.
Brooklyn Lee & Billy Glide
When she stops by to see her man, tough girl Brooklyn finds some marks on his neck and is ready to kick his ass. He holds onto her really tightly and eventually calms her enough to turn the ass kicking into a hot fuck. Brooklyn takes his fat cock in her hands and sucks it to the back of her throat until she can’t take any more. By the time she is ready to fuck, his meat is dripping and she is able to slide hard down that throbbing pole. While slamming down, Brooklyn screams out, makes her perky tits bounce and gives the kind of energy we would expect from her character. Billy provides her with a really solid pounding that leaves Brooklyn rubbing herself furiously and crying out for more. He pulls out and jerks his load all over her outstretched tongue. Brooklyn loves the cock and sucks up every last drop. Great opening fuck.
Andy San Dimas & Jessie Andrews
Andy San Dimas is one of the gang, but she has a soft side. Or at least a hankering for some fresh young meat. She and Jessie make their way upstairs and get down to some serious lesbian action. Jessie isn’t at all shy about getting naked for Andy who rewards her new friend with a generous round o ass licking. The two lovely young women lock up in 69 where Jessie’s one-note moans become a little tiresome, but Andy saves the day with her enteric performance.
Kimberly Kane & Derrick Pierce
Kimberly is about to take on a big job when another mercenary makes an appearance. Tera Patrick struts into the picture, flips her hair and drops a few insults before her non-sex appearance is done. In order to seal the deal, Kimberly drops to her knees. The POV shots are perfect as she smiles up at the camera and works her talented mouth on the dick. She handles his meat well and keeps reminding us that they are in a church as she revels in the depravity that offers. He shoots his load onto her mouth and she smiles up one last time for good measure.
Lyla Storm, Alec Knight & Brendon Miller
Lyla has been kidnapped. The team is supposed to save her, but she’s pretty good at taking care of herself. She convinces her two guards to put down their guns and give her their cocks. The skinny little thing works her mouth back and forth between two hard poles like she’s done this a time or twelve. Once she has sucked them both hard, Lyla leans back and takes on in her tight little twat. They pound her good and hard and that just raises her energy level to meet theirs. The guys find ways to keep her busy at both ends including some hot spoon with Alec in her pussy and Brendon going balls deep in her mouth. I love the way she rides hard, swallows dick and is just begging them to unload on her sexy little brat face. Big loads here and a fantastic facial finish.
London Keyes, Ana Foxxx & Ryan Drller
Celebrating their success, the girls let off steam. For London and Ana that means sharing one very lucky cock. They pass his dick back and forth, sucking it furiously. London is very energetic and she loves jerking him off into her friend’s sexy mouth. I haven’t seen Ana before, but she is a whole lot of fun and a sweet slice of dark chocolate to make this a truly mutli-colored rainbow of hotness. He throws London into a chair and power fucks her hot little pussy. That makes her scream louder as her natural tits bounce around like crazy. Ana sits out for a lot of the scene, but fingers her pussy and then gives London a few licks from behind later. Doggy for the black girl near the end with London choking her and the cock slamming into that tight pink hole. Taking her cues from London, Ana ends up taking most of the load in her mouth and then licks the rest off of her friend’s perfect tits.
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, BTS Slide Show, Hustler Trailers
