Mh3>Xena XXX: An Exquisite Pictures Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
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167 Mins
Director: Jordan Septo
Exquisite Pictures
THEMES: Porn Parody, Sword Play, Big Cocks, Anal Sex, Lesbian Sex
CONDOMS: None
2012
STARS: Phoenix Marie, Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Juelz Ventura, Chanel Preston, Rocco Reed, Lee Stone, Tommy Pistol, Seth Gamble, Tommy Gunn, Randy Wright
REVIEW:
I’m kind of shocked at how long it took them to make a XXX version of this TV show. I never really watched Xena when it was on, but it was hard to miss just how popular it was. The female-driven action/fantasy series was everywhere, including on the net with tons of fan fiction stories dedicated to the warrior princess and her faithful friends. Needless to say, the lesbian fantasy appeal was always high here and fans won’t be disappointed to see that acted out. Casting on this movie is really excellent. Phoenix Marie is a great performer with the sort of body and sexual energy to pull off Xena quite well. She is outstanding in both of her sex scene. Lexi Belle is just as good as Gabrielle, Xena’s plucky (and painfully in love) sidekick. She also has two scenes and is cute as hell. The side characters are also quite hot. Juelz Ventura, Nicole Aniston and Chanel Preston all provide great eye candy and sex scenes that fit the feel of the movie. The plot is really simple and the dialog seems authentic enough. The costumes and sets are good. On top of that there are some decent fight sequences. For fantasy appeal, this one ranks really high. We get to see Nicole Aniston as Aphrodite and her body certainly is heavenly. Lexi fucks while under a spell, proving that Gabrielle loves more than just lusting after her sexy companion. Phoenix’s sex scene is really hot. Watching Xena take it up the ass is bound to please a lot of fans. Of course the big finale features Phoenix and Lexi acting out countless fan fiction fantasies as Xena and Gabrielle get down and dirty. Overall this is a solid movie with a great cast and some of the best parody fantasy appeal available in all of XXX.
Chanel Preston, Randy Wright & Tommy Pistol
When a card shark cleans out his two lovely opponents, he comes up with some interesting ways for them to pay their debt. Chanel and Randy slip out of their dresses and serve up something special. Tommy cheated to win, so he naturally doesn’t care at all that the women are married. He’s going to give them their fill anyway. He bends them both over the table and samples their sweet juices. The two wenches get down on their knees and suck his cock, passing it back and forth. Chanel steals the show, even when she’s just watching. The eye contact she gives is totally sexy. Chanel spreads her long legs and takes his cock into her tight pussy. The girls do a nice job of pleasing each other while Tommy moves from hole to hole to test nearly all of them. I love the leg and ass shots we get from Chanel as Tommy pounds her from behind. He finishes off on Randy’s ass and watches as Chanel licks it all up like a good girl. I hope he enjoyed the fun because Tommy is about to get a visit from Xena and it isn’t going to be pleasant.
Nicole Aniston & Tommy Gunn
Up in the Heavens Aphrodite (Nicole Aniston) gets a visit from Ares (Tommy Gunn). Her son Cupid is running amok on Earth and he is going to tell Zeus. He isn’t easily swayed, but she wants to show him that love is stronger than war. Not sure if it’s love or not, but her mouth on his cock puts him in a mood to do something other than fight. Nicole is so pretty that it really is other worldly watching her adore a hard penis with her mouth. Great eye contact as she takes it slowly between her lips and makes it glisten from her skills. He bends her over and she shows off her legs and ass. Nicole’s body is flawless and looks amazing as she gets plowed from behind. She flips over and smiles at him with one leg on his shoulder. We get good ass shots in cowgirl and then some nice tight shots of her pretty pussy in spoon. He pulls out and shoots all over that pretty little pink treasure.
Juelz Ventura & Lee Stone
Cupid demonstrates the power of his arrow for Juelz. One shot and she’s spreading her legs for Lee Stone like she can’t wait to feel whatever he’s got. He flips her over so she can take that big cock deep into her throat. Juelz looks great and really in character as she slobbers all over that huge slice of man meat. Taking to her knees, she works extra hard and gets him good and ready to fuck her tight pussy. She leaves her boots on as he lifts one leg onto a shoulder for good hard strokes. When she gets in top, Juelz is able to feel every inch and she loves it deep. Great looking squat fuck shots as she pumps her thighs and takes all he has to dish out. This is a great, acrobatic scene with Lee twisting Juelz into a number of different positions and going balls-deep into her pussy. They work up a good sweat before she opens wide and takes his load, swallowing every drop. It looks like Xena is in for some trouble and a huge prick.
Lexi Belle & Seth Gamble
Cupid’s aim is not so great. Instead of hitting Xena, he hits Gabrielle (Lexi Belle) who immediately falls for him. She falls even more in love when his fingers slide into her pussy and he licks her clit until she purrs. She is wet and ready for his cock and doesn’t spare the sexy talk. Lexi is super cute, but fucks like cock just makes her whole world fall in to place. Seth pumps her hard and she just throws her head back in ecstasy. The spoon shots are fantastic eye candy as she shows off every inch of her hot body. The cute little blonde climbs on top and pumps her pussy up and down. Sucking him clean, she returns to her position, riding him like a horse. Lexi is good in every scene. Here she looks the part (Probably making plenty of Gabrielle fantasies come true) and has enough energy to make this totally stroke-worthy. They finish with a great shot all over her pretty little face.
Phoenix Marie & Rocco Reed
With Xena (Phoenix Marie) in trouble, Hercules (Rocco Reed) comes to save the day. They can’t really search for Gabrielle until morning anyway so they decide to take the time to fuck. He comes up behind her, cups her breasts and kisses her neck and shoulders. She turns around and puts him in a chair. That leaves his cock right where she wants it. Phoenix makes it disappear easily as she rubs her pussy. She can deep throat big pricks with ease so this modest member is no challenge whatsoever. Great looking blowjob here as she masturbates, shows off her tits and flashes her big eyes up at him on ever stroke. He lifts her up and slide his dick into her pussy. She leaves her leather boots on as he bangs her as hard as he can. After another quick BJ, she bends over and gets that shaved slut stuffed while standing against the wall. Moving just slightly he pops his dick between her cheeks and fucks that tight ass. Great angle on the action here. Like the last scene, this one is bound to make a lot of fans of the TV show really happy. Throw in a little A2M before she mounts up in for RCA that shows off her body and her willingness to get butt fucked like a champ. Hercules pulls out and shoots his was all over Xena’s hot ass. Great scene fans of the show will not want to miss.
The only thing hotter for most Xena fans than watching Gabrielle or Xena get fucked by a dude would be for these two women to get it on together. I’m not saying that Xena fans were big into the lesbian fantasy aspects, but I don’t think that would be much of a stretch either. The girls kiss and paw at each other like this is years in the making. Xena puts her pretty blonde companion on her back and kisses her way down to that furry patch of perfection. Gabrielle isn’t as shy as one might think, especially when she finally gets a shot at Xena’s big tits. Moving her hands down, she fingers Phoenix while kissing her nipples. They switch places and Xena gives Gabrielle such a through pussy licking that she may never recover. Great shots of Lexi with her legs high in the air as Phoenix does her magic. They finish up by rubbing clits in a tangle of arms and legs that is the visualization of countless fan fic stories.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Reel, Photo Gallery, Trailers
