How to Make a Cheap Porno
www.ThirdDegreeFilms.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
110 Mins
3rd Degree
DIRECTOR: Mike Quasar
THEMES: Comedy, Porn Sets
CONDOMS: None
2012
STARS: Liv Aguilera, Lexi Belle, Alyssa Branch, Adrianna Luna, Victoria Lawson, Danny Wylde, Anthony Rosano, Mark Wood, Bill Bailey, Tommy Pistol, Michael Vegas
REVIEW:
This movie got some good play from the AVN Awards and for good reason. Even though it’s pretty much a basic stroke flick, it has some clever writing and another great performance from Tommy Pistol to keep us interested between bangs. It’s a simple premise. The economy sucks and stolen porn has killed the industry. Never fear. Tommy has ideas on how to make cheap porn. They are silly, but there is just enough truth in some of them to make them far cleverer than you might expect. There are some good sex scenes as well. They are basic stuff, but well shot and quite hot. Lexi Belle is always fun to watch. Her adorable face and tight little body get the movie off to a great start. Adrianna Luna is gorgeous as always and turns in a good scene. Liv Aguilera is a cute little thing who is worth watching. Victoria Lawson finishes up the movie with a really good scene. Overall this is a good movie with good scenes and some laughs in between. Not great, but certainly worth a look.
Lexi Belle & Anthony Rosano
One of the best ways to make a cheap porn is to lie to gullible porn girls. (Offering them royalties, hilarious.) and playing off the egos of male performers. It works well and Tommy has Lexi and Anthony ready to bone practically for free. They settle in and Anthony gets a shot at Lexi’s perky little boobs. She really does have a hot little body. She gets her hands on his cock and gets to work earning her royalties with an enthusiastic blowjob. Anthony spreads her legs and starts fucking her. Nothing fancy here, just Lexi looking cute as she gets stuffed with man meat. I love the way she looks on all fours with that pretty ass up in the air. The ass shots get even between when she slings her leg over his lap and starts fucking him. They finish with a shot right in her mouth. Lexi will never see a penny of royalties, but we get to jerk off to her forever.
Adrianna Luna & Michael Vegas
If you really want to save money, just find another porn shoot and capture the action through the window. The scene being double shot has the gorgeous Adrianna Luna on her back being eaten by Michael Vegas. He starts fucking her hard enough to make her big natural tits shake on every stroke. She spins around and sucks his cock, cleaning it off and savoring her juices. Luckily we don’t see this action through the window because we would miss out on the lovely sight of Adrianna nearly deep throating his dick. He throws her onto the couch and fucks her pussy, again making her lovely boobs shake and rock. Great looking action here from a woman who is just hot to watch every time. He finally pulls out and shoots a big load all over her perfect breasts. Simple and hot, that’s al it takes.
Liv Aguilera & Danny Wylde
Another way to save money is to sneak into a mansion and shoot with no one looking. That’s the set up for a scene between fresh young cutie Liv Aguilera and very anxious Danny Wylde. She strips down to just her boots and spread her legs. That’s a nice little body she’s got there. Liv gets on all fours and lets him fuck her face. Nice eye candy that continues when she turns around so he can give her some dick in doggy. Good energy here, but really it’s eye candy with Liv on all fours in high boots getting slammed hard. In spoon he reaches around and rubs her shaved box until she moans and seems ready to explode. Rolling her onto her back, he stuffs her panties into her mouth and continues to pound away. She is pretty damn hot riding hard on that cock. They finish up with a nice shot on her cute face. This girl is cute and makes the scene worth watching.
Alyssa Branch & Mark Wood
When all else fails, write a bad check and turn a young girl loose on a cock. That one works like a charm on Alyssa Branch. She drapes herself over Mark Wood’s lap and starts sucking his cock. After a short and unremarkable suck job, she climbs onto his lap and starts fucking. Decent enough eye candy as she rides the cock with her cute little ass bouncing up and down in his lap. Mark rolls her over and fills her up with some good hard strokes in mish. There isn’t much to write home about here. It’s a well shot scene and Alyssa looks fine, but the energy is average and it’s pretty easy to sort of skip right on over this one. He finishes off on her face and that’s actually a serious highlight shot, but otherwise you can skip this one.
Victoria Lawson & Tommy Pistol
When all else fails, just lie to talent and get into the action yourself. Better yet, tell the girl that she has to try out first. If she says yes, you get a scene and some good head for nothing. Victoria goes for it and Tommy puts her over his lap for some finger action before he whips out his cock. He stands up and she just starts bobbing her head. With some work she manages to take all of him and shows off her oral skills. Tommy moves her thin frame into position and fucks her from underneath. Showing off her flexibility she bends over and looks ready to pull her head back between her legs as he bangs her. The piledriver looks great and she has a big smile on her face as she gets fucked upside-down for a while. This is a really nice little scene that ends with a shot on her wide open mouth. I think she’s ready to start getting paid for her efforts.
Bonus: Cumshots, Photo Gallery, Trailers
