This Ain’t Terminator XXX (Blu-Ray)
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
101 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Sci-Fi, Hookers, Strippers
2013
STARS: Dick Delaware, Bailey Blue, Brendon Miller, Julia Ann, Juelz Ventura, Sabrina Maree, Melina Mason, Leya Falcon, Alex Gonz, Billy Glide, Brett Rossi
REVIEW-
This isn’t the first Terminator parody to hit the shelves. It is the first one in a while though and given the roll Axel Braun has been on, it’s bound to be worth a look. To the delight of some, this one features more laughs than genuine suspense. I guess that makes sense. Who wants to watch a movie that is all deadpan and violence? Dick Delaware does his best Arnold and manages to be a pretty convincing Terminator. The rest of the cast does a decent job and the sex fits in well enough to make it worth watching. Juelz Ventura takes on two guys in an alley. It’s dark and gritty, but worth a look. After a couple of dimly lit strip club scenes, Julia Ann gives us the highlight fuck of the movie. She is stunning and uses cock for her please in a way that will have you wanting to come back and watch it again. Bailey Blue finishes things up with a solid scene, but Julia Ann is the star. This one isn’t bad if you’re in the mood to chuckle at a classic.
Juelz Ventura, Billy Glide & Alex Gonz
When the Terminator (Delaware) materializes in the alley, he is just in time to watch hot streetwalker Juelz Ventura take on a pair of johns (Alex Gonz & Billy Glide) He stands here watching as the guys bend her over and fuck her from both ends. She quickly drops between them and delivers a very sloppy double BJ. They put her on the hood of the car and fuck her pussy while she screams out hot dirty talk. Nice action here as she stays very active and makes the guys work up quite a sweat boning her. The best looking footage has Juelz bent over the car with Billy in her mouth while Alex pumps deep into her twat from behind. They cap things off by shooting big loads all over her pretty face. The guys make a huge mistake by going after the Terminator who leaves no one alive.
Sabrina Maree & Melina Mason
While looking for Sarah Connor, Terminator is taken to chair where he watches Sabrina and Melina go at it. These horny strippers do a lot more than dance for their tip money. They kiss and slowly undress one another. Melina (who recently announced her retirement from XXX) leans back and gets eaten by her blond friend. That shaved pussy looks good enough to eat which of course, Sabrina does happily. The blonde does some face sitting next and Melina shows us that she is a give as well as a receiver. Everyone in the bar gets a really good show when the girls start to 69 each other and use fingers to get the job done.
Leyla Falcon & Dick Delaware
Sarah Connor is a stripper who specializes in blowjobs apparently. She grabs Terminator and starts sucking him off right there in the bar. She leaves her hat on and just licks from balls to tip while he stands silently. It’s kind of a throw away scene story wise, but Leyla has nice tits, uses both hands to stroke him and gets a big load on her face and rack to cap things off.
Julia Ann & Dick Delaware
Apparently the other Sarah wasn’t the one he was looking for. Terminator shows up at Julia Ann‘s door to find she ordered a male escort. That works out for him because she is all over him in seconds. Pulling his cock out, she expertly sucks and strokes it. Great looking head as she kneels before him and rubs her pretty face on his meat. Spreading her long legs, she straddles his cock and lets him pound hard up into her tight hole. Great looking footage here as she shows off her skills. Julia Ann has gorgeous legs, perfect tits and a great ass. The ass gets the cock next as she eases her way down and furiously rubs her throbbing clit. He bends her over and pushes harder into her ass, making the beautiful blonde moan even louder. This scene is well lit and long enough to really let us enjoy one of porn’s best performers as she gets her asshole pounded. Dick shoots another huge load all over her ass. Great scene but John Connor bursts in and starts spraying bullets.
Bailey Blue & Brendon Miller
John shows up at the door of another Sarah Connor and talks his way in. Bailey is in just a towel and gets bossy when she finds out that she is the “queen of the future.” They run off and hide and of course they have to fuck. She grabs his cock and starts sucking. That tongue does wonders going up and down his shaft as she asks him if he likes what she’s got going. Stripping out of her clothes she spreads wide and curls her toes as he fingers and licks her wet box. Good energy here as she puts a leg on his shoulder for fucking. When she slips to the ground to taste herself, she rubs her pussy to keep everything flowing. The standing doggy is easy on the eyes and they seem to fuck with a purpose. He ends up cumming all over her pussy which kind of messes up the whole pregnancy thing.
Bonus: Hustler Trailers, Interviews, Slide Show, Sex Talk, 2D and 3D versions of the movie.
