SHE’S A HANDFUL
www.ThirdDegreeFilms.com
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
143 Mins
Third Degree Films
DIRECTOR: Miles Long
THEMES: Big Boob, Clothed Female Nude Male, Hairless Pussies
CONDOMS: None
2012
STARS: Nikki Phoenix, Jacky Joy, Shay Fox, Britney Amber, Alexis Monroe with Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano and Erik Everhard.
Extras: Behind The Scenes, Still Gallery, Cumshots, Trailers
REVIEW:
Oh, boobs. You feed life and you feed the masturbatory fantasies of every man who wants a large pair right in his face while he’s fucking a tight snatch. Director Miles Long does an OK job here of making sure that the jugs are front and center at almost every opportunity and for a tit fan, that’s essential as hell. However, using a model with substantial scars as your cover girl and airbrushing those scars away to sell DVDs just isn’t cool or honest to the people buying your product. Britney Amber’s energy here in her scene with Erik Everhard is amazing, her tits look great and there’s no reason why she shouldn’t have gotten the boxcover instead. Shay Fox is the lone non-blonde and the only MILF in the cast and she does a fine job here too.
All-American porno blonde with pink extensions Jacky Joy wears a hot pink mini-dress as she plops herself down on the loud, beige leather loveseat and asks Mark Wood why he’s not that friendly to her. My first guess was that it was something to do with the large, fake, scary, bright yellow and very long acrylic nails that she has on her hands in the scene but it turned out to be that he was infatuated with her big, newly- enhanced rack. She offers it to him and he gets his face right into her chest. I fear for Wood’s wood as she strokes and blows him but he’s completely fine and hard quickly from her oral work on him. Things progress to good titfucking but looking at those claws on her jugs just doesn’t appeal to this viewer at all but the throatfucking sure does. When the bra comes off, we see pretty tan lines across her skin and keeping her dress covering her mid-section, she takes Wood in her pussy, riding him in cowgirl and shaking her ass well as she goes. She slaps her own ass when Wood doesn’t give it to her when she wants it and takes a break from riding him to suck her juices off of him. She’s back on him with more cowgirl and another break for oral We get to see her in reverse then. She has a completely bare twat and arches back nicely to let Wood support her through the position. She spits on her hand and slaps one tit during this and stops for oral and then goes back into reverse and Wood decides to slam into her hard. She screams that he should split her open and he grabs her tits and stares up at her as she bounces. They switch to spoon and she rubs her pussy with those scary hands as she screams that she is a dirty fucking cunt. Her double lip piercings move through yet another oral break before they try missionary. They switch positions a lot during this scene with plenty of oral breaks and Wood jerks himself to pop on her rack.
NIKKI PHOENIX
Nikki Phoenix shows off the blue dress she’s wearing to Anthony Rosano. Once her tits are out, the cat’s out of the bag too. It turns out that she’s the airbrushed blonde cover girl cutie with some serious scarring from some surgery under both tits. (It looks like she has had a substantial breast reduction done, FWIW.) The dress doesn’t hide the scarring and lingerie of some sort would have. Rosano nibbles on her bare twat well and Phoenix gives good head to Rosano when it’s her turn. The camerawork isn’t the greatest in the intro of this scene and that’s probably some attempt at problem solving but better casting would have made these camera maneuvers unnecessary. There’s some brief tit fucking before they go to fuck her in reverse cowgirl. Rosano pounds her well and the camera bobs and weaves, trying to find a way to show the action and avoid showing her scar tissue. Phoenix throws her shoes off when they fuck in spoon. Rosano puts his hands over the scars at various points to make hiding the scars easier while Phoenix moans and loves the fuck she’s getting. Rosano fucks her to pop all over her tits and mouth.
Erik Everhard chastises Britney Amber for hiding her beautiful tits under bulky clothing instead of wearing the pretty dress she’s wearing today. He has her tits out if and his fingers priming her bald pussy in no time and she loves the oral the veteran performer gives her. California blonde Amber has nice, fake jugs that jiggle as she grinds her face into Everhard’s mouth and she grips the couch for dear life as she enjoys herself. Amber runs her tongue up and down his cock and gives him slurping, good head before hopping onto him for some cowgirl where we don’t get to see her tits at all. They turn around for reverse cowgirl and Everhard rubs her clit as she slams her cunt on him over and over. Amber’s energy here is great and she’s completely engrossed by the power that Everhard fucks her with. He grips her tits at one point and she’s gasping for air. Fabulous. She stares at him like a woman who has forgotten the camera is there.before she closes her legs and holds her knees to her chest so he can get deeper into her. She loves bouncing her twat on him in doggie and rubs her clit when he takes over the thrusting. Amber is rendered a sweaty, pretty mess here and she happily takes his load in her mouth.
ALEXIS MONROE
Alexis Monroe asks Anthony Rosano’s opinion of her dress and if it’s too boobtastic for the job interview she’s going to. Rosano says he’s fine with her dress and he’s even finer with getting the pretty girl’s tits slid out of the black lace bra she’s wearing under the little black dress. They kiss a lot before Rosano gives her bald pussy a brief but good licking. Monroe returns the favor with some decent cock licking and jacking. The sweet, young thing does some brief nut licking and titfucking before he’s in her in mish. Her young flesh bounces well in cowgirl and her thighs look silky in standing doggie. Rosano sprays his load on her tits in this nice scene.
SHAY FOX
Fitness MILF Shay Fox pretends to be a massage therapist who has Mark Wood for a client. Fox is in a black slip and has Wood take his shirt off while she awkwardly massages his pale back before we get some nice closeups over her ample, fake jugs. Wood turns over and the bulge in his jeans betrays his true feelings of her faux therapeutic work. Fx has her jugs on Wood’s head while she rubs his chest and the two kiss. Fox sucks the erect Wood well and Fox teases Wood with some tit fucking before going back to slurping his cock. Fox has a pretty, sparkling clit piercing that Wood polishes with his tongue before fucking her on the table in mish. He tight pink snatch spreads nicely in every position—Fox is a top shelf MILF that is under-cast, for sure. Fox rides Wood well on her massage table and he enjoys sticking his cock in the hot brunette. Wood jerks to pop all over her lvely face after she sucks on his able cock.
