Not the Wizard of Oz
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
92 Mins
X Play/Pulse
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Comedy, Three Way Sex, Body Make Up, Cosplay
2013
STARS: Maddy O’Reilly, Anikka Albrite, Brandy Aniston, Nina Hartley, Stella Marie, Alexis Adams, Mac Turner, Dick Chibbles, James Bartholet, Seth Gamble, Gary Lee, Eric John, Kurt Lockwood
REVIEW-
This is a movie that probably has a lot of you scratching your head and thinking WTF. (Yes, I imagine that people actually think in text shorthand these days.) A porn parody of the Wizard of Oz? The mother fucking Wizard of Oz? Damn right a porn parody of the Wizard of Oz, complete with musical numbers. In fact, the music is one of the most impressive things about this flick. The songs are funny, catchy and well-produced. They stand alone as a very impressive accomplishment. The costumes are pretty good as well. Ryder puts a lot of effort into this kind of stuff and it pays off. The script is good as well. It follows enough of the original story to work and adds enough porn-specific changes to sex things up. I even found the special effects to be pretty good. They fit with the original movie and work just fine. The sets are spotty at times and show a serious shift in budget resources. There are occasional lighting issues as well, but when you consider how quickly this movie came together, it is still pretty solid technically. The performances are pretty good as well. Sexually the movie is strong, but with some limitations. In creating an authentic parody, some of the heat may be lost. Nina Hartley, as Auntie Em is made up to look older and frumpy. That makes her POV blowjob a little less (traditionally) strokeable. Likewise with the munchkin scene. The make up is good, but unless you are really into pink wigs, you might not find it traditionally jerkable. Plenty of other scenes provide hot sexual moments however. Brandy Aniston makes a great Wicked Witch and has a pretty good sex scene with the Tin Man. Maddy O’Reilly is great as Dorothy. Her costume adds to her appeal in her scenes. Her solo is a nice warm up. Later she fucks Seth Gamble in the best overall scene of the movie. They have great chemistry and the costume appeal really shines through. The final three-way with Anikka Albrite is also quite good in terms of energy and eye candy. Overall this is a very worthy effort from a talented film maker. It is a worthy parody with great music, a solid script and a few really good performances. Some of the sex scenes are a little niche-y, but that comes with the territory. This is a must see flick with enough good stuff for a full recommendation.
Nina Hartley & Kurt Lockwood
Times are tough so Auntie Em (Nina Hartley) does what she can to pay the bills. She is made up to be frumpy and older than she is so there is a very odd dynamic here if you’re looking for a straight up sex scene. Nina uses all of her experience to deliver a rod stiffening hummer. There are some nice POV shots along the way. Dorothy walks in just in time to see him dump a load on her tongue.
After a pretty nice little musical number, Dorothy (Maddy O’Reilly) gets out of the storm and plays with her shaved pussy in bed. These scenes are very common for Will Ryder parodies. Nothing wrong with some self love of course. Especially when it’s a cutie like Maddy letting her fingers do the walking.
Stella Marie & Eric John
Dorothy lands in Oz and meets Glinda (Anikka Albrite.) She explains that there are plenty of chances for a girl (Over 18 of course) to make some cash to help her family. They break out in song are everything looks good until the Wicked Witch (Brandy Aniston) shows up to rain on the parade. In this version of Oz, the munchkins are sex crazed. The Witch lets one (Stella Marie) have her way with her guard (Eric John). She gets her hands around his cock and jerks him off nicely. This little person is covered in tats and wearing a bright pink wig to complete the look. Like the opening scene, this one loses a bit of strokable heat in exchange for costume and feel. He eats her pussy and then lifts her dress to fuck her pussy. The sex is mostly forgettable and he shoots his load all over her ass.
Alexis Adams & Mac Turner
Before the Scarecrow can join Dorothy on her way to Oz, he has to give his girl (Alexis Adams) a good bye kiss. Naturally that kiss turns into a quickie blowjob in the corn. It’s somewhat random, but Alexis is pretty cute and her costume takes nothing away from the straight heat coming from her horny mouth. He lays her down and fucks her pussy. Alexis has really nice boobs and does a pretty good scene here. Those looking for some costume appeal might find the lack of long shots of the Scarecrow disappointing, but the focus on this one stays on the girl. She looks really good in reverse cowgirl and then takes his load on her chest before sucking the final few drops out.
Maddy O’Reilly & Seth Gamble
After picking up the Tin Man, Dorothy meets a pimp (Seth Gamble) who can help her earn the money she needs. He has to sample the merchandise first of course. With her new friends promising not to watch. She drops to her knees and sucks his dick. Great POV shots and this time the costume appeal is wonderfully obvious. That little blue dress and those braids really complete the fantasy. She straddles his cock and rides it up and down. Lifting the dress she shows off her tight, shaved box. He’s ready to work her over a bit and bends her over for hard doggy. It looks like this young thing is ready to hit the streets of Oz to earn some bank. They finish up with a great shot all over her pretty face. So far, this is the sexual highlight and the kind of scene that parody loving pervs cream over.
Brandy Aniston & Dick Chibbles
Tin Man (Dick Chibbles) has to fuck the Wicked Witch (Brandy Aniston) in order to save his friends. She’s all done up in green make up expect around her nipple piercings and where it has already worn away on her inner thighs. She drops to her knees and sucks his cock to full mast in no time at all. Brandy may be wicked, but she sure knows how to make people happy with her mouth and hands. The POV shots are good and if you’re into the whole body make up and witch thing then this is going to make pop your nuts and bolts. Her big tits shake wildly as her slams her pussy. Dorothy runs in just in time to jerk him off all over the Witch’s face. This of course melts her and frees all of the captives of Oz.
Maddy O’Reilly, Anikka Albrite & Kurt Lockwood
The Witch is dead, but unless she gets in to see the Wizard, Dorothy can not get home. There is no Wizard though so she has to take part in an orgy. Apparently there are budget issues because the orgy consists of Maddy, Anikka Albrite and the Oz guard. The two pretty girls share the cock and even get their tongues up his ass to make things happen. Though my attention is fully on the two hotties, I am sure that if I don’t spread the credit then I’m going to get some angry feedback. So let’s say that the energy is really good all around. Kurt bangs Maddy from behind and slaps her ass until it turns pink. He and Maddy team up on Anikka to lick both of her holes at once. (That’s a pretty fucking hot shot right there.) There is some serious sweat worked up by the end and check out Maddy getting all into the spirit by playing with it and even licking some. At the risk of offending someone I have to say that Maddy really looks great here and turns the whole thing into an energetic fuck-fest that will leave everyone really happy. The girls share a big load and make sure to lick up every drop off of each other’s faces. Great finish to the movie and lots of props all the way around.
Bonus: BTS, Story Only Version of the Movie, Original Music Videos, Photo Gallery, Replay Intro Menu, Trailers
