This Ain’t Star Trek 3 (Blu-Ray)
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
103 Mins
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Porn Parody, Sci-Fi, Star Trek, Uniform Sex, Interracial Sex, 3D
2012
STARS: Evan Stone, Michael Vegas, Anna Foxxx, Penny Pax, Bailey Blue, Scarlett Fay, Dillon Harper, Marcus London, Richie Calhoun, Will Ryder
REVIEW-
When you consider how long Star Trek has been part of our social fabric and how many mutations and reincarnations it has been through, it makes perfect sense that we would be on a third parody of this iconic series. Third by Axel Braun of course. There have been Trek parodies for a whole lot longer than there has been a porn parody genre. Evan Stone is back for another turn as James T. Kirk or at least one of them. Yes, this little story involves a fold in time that puts Stone’s Kirk on the Enterprise with a much young version of himself (Michael Vegas).There is perhaps less story here than I would like, but the costumes are good and the cast handles dialog fairly well. Stone is great of course and gets one sex scene. Dillon Harper is not in the movie for anything but her fucking and that’s still plenty of reason to have her around. She looks great and is quite enthusiastic. Scarlett Fay and Bailey Blue are also in a mostly throw-away scene, but they are cute and provide a nice girl on girl romp. Penny Pax helps Spock get through his Vulcan mating thing and is pretty good. Her scene felt a little like they were playing too much to the 3d angle. (Oh yeah, this movie is in 3d for those of you looking for that.) The real sexual star of the movie is Anna Foxxx. She is in two scenes and they both stand out. First is a three-way blowjob scene that just tears a hole in the hull. She looks great and just attacks the cocks with her mouth. In the finale with Kirk (the Vegas version) she gets to show off her long legs and tight pink pussy as well. I am quite smitten with this pretty young thing and would love to see a spin off with Uhura taking the lead. This is a nice little parody with good 3d moments, nice costumes and enough of a story to keep Trekkies happy. If you’re over, or nearly over the whole parody thing then watch it for Anna Foxxx and thank me later.
Dillon Harper & Evan Stone
Captain Kirk (Evan Stone) is off doing some “field work” with one of his lieutenants (Dillon Harper). He stands behind her, whispering in her ears while playing with her beautiful tits. Bending her over, he spreads her pussy for a shot of pink before sliding a few fingers in there. She spins around and takes his long cock in her hand. Her mouth takes the head in, but he can’t help himself. He needs to suck on her tits one more time before letting her continue the BJ. When Dillon is allowed to suck, she does so with a ton of energy. This babe knows how to serve her captain. Evan returns the favor and then sticks his cock into her pussy. Love the tan lines on this girl and the way she takes every inch of that tick in her tight hole. She looks really good up on top showing off her tan, her boobs and still staying somewhat I costume for the Trek fans. Nice energy here, especially when she throws her feet up on his shoulders and lets him drill deep. Kirk stands up and dumps his load all over her face while she laps it up like a hungry little slut. Love this opener.
Anna Foxxx, Marcus London &
What does the crew do when faced with the oddity of having two Captain Kirks? They get nasty of course. Scottie and another kid from the transporter room team up on Uhura (Anna Foxxx). She is really fucking cute with deep, dark skin and a pretty face. Grinding back on one dick, she sucks the other. The guys stay in uniform as she strips down and squats between them for a wickedly hot double blowjob. They fuck her face and she gets really messy as she takes them relative ease. Really good footage of Ana in between both dicks as she strokes them simultaneously towards her pretty face. They give her two big loads that she wears along with plenty of spit. This on is super fun and I’ve got Ana on my list of hot babes to watch.
Penny Pax & Richie Calhoun
Spock (Richie Calhoun) needs relive from the painful mating ritual of his people. Penny is happy to help and is on her knees assuming the position right away. Decent head here that is returned by Spock. The doggy action is pretty good with Penny arching her back to show off her ass. It’s a little slower than the first two scenes, but she still has nice legs and the uniform play will score some points. To make it a little hotter, she mounds up for anal in reverse cowgirl. Great shots of her natural tits and that pretty pussy just inches from where Spock is opening up her back door. He pulls out in time to spray all over her pussy and Penny licks it up like a good girl.
Scarlett Faye & Bailey Blue
These two babes are putting on a show for the Ambassador. It may seem like a silly excuse for a lesbian scene, but the dialog is pretty funny so let’s roll with it. Penny and Scarlett look good together and take a few minutes to slowly strip one another down before letting the serious chow down session hit high gear. Bailey on all fours provides a great visual highlight and allows Scarlett easy access with her probing tongue. Overall this is a pretty average girl on girl scene with bonus points if you did the Trek uniforms.
Anna Foxxx & Michael Vegas
With the day saved, Kirk and Ohura get to get down. He bends her over and lifts that read dress to get a taste of her sweet dark meat. Great eye candy here and I wish they weren’t in such a hurry. Ana gets on her knees and has her super active tongue working in hyper drive to make his cock stiffen for her. Once it’s fully hard, she takes it to the root, fucking her own throat with it like a good girl. I could watch Ana suck all day, but he wants to bang her from behind. He slams that cock into her and she pushes back to take him. This scene has great parody fantasy appeal of course, but is also just a really good sex scene in general. She gets on her back and spreads wide. Great shots here, but the lighting doesn’t work well with her skin tone so we lose a bit of heat. I love her energy and the way she asks him to cum on her face. A gentleman always does what a lady asks so Kirk shoots his wad all over that pretty much. Ana sucks down the final few drops like a good girl.
Bonus: 3D version of the movie, Select a Star, Trailers, BTS, Commercials
