Karate Kid XXX: A Dream Zone Parody
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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
Dream Zone
111 Mins
DIRECTOR: Van Anderson
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, DP
2013
STARS: Katie St. Ives, Anissa Kate, Diana Prince, Gia Grace, Tommy Pistol, Billy Glide, Michael Vegas, Evans Stone. Ron Jeremy, Ralph Long
REVIEW-
There is a lot to say about this movie, but my first though is that it’s just not very good. In any way really. Not that the Karate Kid stands out as a perfect flick to parody. It’s really just not filled with big sexual opportunity. That isn’t always bad, but the film makers have to create some. They do a poor job of that, leaving us short on fantasy appeal. This version of the movie silly, which is fine. Fine that is, if you are OK with lots (and LOTS) of Evan Stone (As Mr. Miyagi) scrotum jokes. The cast is pretty good looking, but not especially well used. Katie St. Ives plays Allie, the only fuckable chick in the original. She gets one scene at the end and frankly is a little flat. I like Katie quite a bit so the scene was worth a look, but it’s not great. Gia Grace plays a random chick fucked by Mr. Miyagi. The scene is really dull and kind of a waste. Diana Prince plays Daniel’s mom and she’s hot. That was the one thing they added to this parody to make it sexy. Dianna looks good and having her fucked by the evil karate instructor is pretty hot. (Even with zero lead in.) Anissa Kate is just another random girl. A random girl who is super fucking hot. I really like this girl and wanted to like her scene. I wanted to, but it is a mess. It’s poorly edited and any time you notice continuity issues during a DP with a hot chick, then things have gone terribly wrong. That kind of fits for the whole movie. It’s poorly put together, poorly thought out and poorly executed. The dialog is silly and not very well delivered. Tommy does his best to be silly, but there just isn’t much to work with. This isn’t a complete waste, but it’s pretty close.
Diana Prince & Billy Glide
As if things aren’t bad enough for Daniel, the evil karate sensei (Billy Glide) is banging his mom (Diana Prince). Yeah, that’s really kind of an unnecessary karmic fuck you for the poor kid. She’s not going to win any mom of the year awards for letting the dude knock out her son and then sucking his big cock, but hey, this is porn so anything goes. He spreads her legs on the couch and eats her fresh, shaved pussy. Momma loves the big cock and takes it right into her swat wearing nothing but stripped leggings. They take a break and she sucks on this thick pole. It’s huge and when she stops she breathlessly exclaims “wow.” There is some nice looking reverse cowgirl with her legs spread wide and her big tits bouncing as she rocks his lap. He takes her from behind, slamming that big cock into her Good hard sex here with energy, leg shots and big tits all over the place. He finally pulls out and shoots all over her pussy.
Anissa Kate, Michael Vegas & Ralph Long
While Daniel is being trained, Johnny (Michael Vegas) and one of his Cobra Kai buddies initiate Anissa Kate into the fold. The pretty brunette is only too happy to suck one cock while the other one fucks her from behind. The action is a little choppy, but her body is fantastic. They say that girls love a bad boy and Anissa certainly loves these two cocks even though they are attached to such pricks. The doggy shots are great, but honestly anything that shows off her pretty face and amazing natural breasts is fine by me. Some of the camera angles focus more on her elbow though and that’s just odd to me. There is also an awkward bit of editing that switches between anal and vag back and forth in a way that seems less than planned. It just looks sloppy. She’s still hot and happy to take it in any hole so that’s a good thing. Michael hops in for some quick DP and then the guys explode on her pretty face. Things end just in time for Allie to show up, be pissed at Johnny and for Daniel to get his ass kicked again.
Gia Grace & Evan Stone
When he done trailing Daniel. Mr. Miyagi finds a way to unwind. He shows the lovely and highly inked Gia Grace how to work his long dong and sizable balls. She is pretty good looking and gives a decent blowjob. The reverse cowgirl shots are pretty good and by now Evan has stopped some of the silly dialog and is just focusing on letting this naughty girl get her fill. He bends her over and fucks her long and hard. I like the piledriver shots of her pretty pussy as she works it back and forth and Evan slides all the way home. She strokes a load out onto her tits o close the scene.
Katie St. Ives & Tommy Pistol
Daniel gets his ass kicked in the tournament and needs some special therapy. Luckily for him, Allie knows how to make a boy happy. Katie St. Ives looks really different in a blonde wig, but she still has great oral skills. She drools all over his cock and then swings her pussy over his face for some 69. I guess losing a tournament isn’t so bad if you get this dirty little thing working on your pole as a consolation prize. Somehow he stands up next to the table so he can eat her ass. Maybe Katie’s blowjob has magical medicinal powers. He bangs her over the table making those cute little boobies bounce. The sex here is pretty good. The editing is still a little choppy, but Katie looks good and even adds a little dirty talk every now and again. He shoots a load on her face that instantly closes her eyes while he finishes in her mouth. Even this seems badly timed, but it fits with the rest of the movie.
Bonus: BTS, Dreamzone Parody Previews, Photo Gallery, trailers, Free DVD offer, Commercials
