Iron Man XXX
www.Vivid.com
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
140 Mins
Vivid
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Porn Parody, Comic Book Parody, Costume Sex, Three-Way, Anal Sex
2013
STARS: Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Dana DeArmond, Dale DaBone, Derrick Pierce, Lexington Steele
REVIEW-
This is comic book parody that we just saw not that long ago. Rob Black took on Iron Man recently with pretty great results. Now it’s Axel Braun’s turn. The results are good this time around as well. Dale DaBone plays Tony Stark and handles his role pretty well. The rest of the cast is fine, but underdeveloped. That seems to be a trend these days. Even in Axel’s very good parodies, the focus is on the costumes and the packaging while we end up getting movies that are short on story, action and sometimes even sex. They do a nice job with the origin story here. Tony even has a hot sex scene in prison with Dana DeArmond. This is another great scene from one of porn’s most consistently hot performers. Dana should probably have stuck around for the rest of the movie because she adds so much heat. Lexi Belle plays Pepper and while she is 1000 times sexier than Gwyneth could ever be, she only has one scene. It’s a BJ only scene and that just leaves us wanting more. We get a nice three-way with Skin Diamond stealing the show. Brooklyn Lee is back as Black Widow. That’s always fun though she just gets it on with Lexi leaving us short once again. There is an extensive finish scene that adds to the whole comic book movie feel. Still, we end up a bit short on story here. I liked the movie overall and really enjoyed the costumes. I just think that more would have been better.
Dana DeArmond & Dale DaBone
Tony wakes up after the bombing with a magnet in his heart and a constant boner. (Because of the magnet) Dr. Dana has kept him alive so far and knows just how to handle the constant wood. She slips it into her mouth and has her nose digging into his balls with some effortless deep throat. While she dutifully takes care of his medical condition, he reaches around behind her and supplies some digital relief for her aching pussy. Climbing on top, she fucks in reverse cowgirl with a lot of energy and some great leg shots. I guess she has been locked up long enough that she needs cock in every hole. Dana bends over and takes it right up the butt. Really good anal sex here and they finish off with a shot on her waiting tongue. It’s always nice to see a really hot sex scene in these comic book flicks.
Skin Diamond, Jazy Berlin & Dale Dabone
Things are much better Stateside for Tony. He takes a break from a fancy costume party to get his dick waxed by Jazy and Skin. Great shot here of Skin stroking the cock into her blonde friend’s hungry mouth. Jazy gets fucked first, throwing her legs up in the air and showing off her black thigh high leather boots. There is some nice eye candy when Skin gets into reverse cowgirl. Her body is fantastic and she outshines her partner with a blend of energy and eye candy. The girls take turns sucking him at the end, finally taking hot drops of his liquid lust on their tongues.
Lexi Belle & Derrick Pierce
A competitor shows up looking for Stark. His girl Pepper (Lexi Belle) falls prey to his magical rings and is soon on her knees sucking his cock. She’s got a sexy flapper costume on and jerks his dick with her gloved hands. Lexi is always a lot of fun to watch and the costume just adds a little more to the action. The hands-free head is really good as she gets out of her dress and increases her oral strokes. Her mouth does the trick for him as he shoots his load right into her mouth. A drop runs down her chin, but she swallows the rest like a good girl.
Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee) wants to help, but needs Pepper relaxed. (Sure, it works.) So they hook up for some lesbian sex. Nothing wrong with watching two pretty girls get it on. Brooklyn wears the skin tight costume really well (Again.) and Lexi is just as cute as ever. Very hot 69 here as Lexi gets on top and holds on for dear life as Brooklyn makes a meal out of her sweet lips. Brooklyn’s costume is unzipped enough to give Lexi (and the cameras) access to her naughty bits and that comes in handy as Lexi goes to town.
Shazia Sahari & Lexington Steele
Stick around after the credits folks. Axel is giving us one of those add ons that Marvel tacks on after the flick. This time it features Nick Fury (Lexington Steele) getting down with Shazia Sahari. Whatever plot holes this may open up, it provides us with one final fuck. She slowly takes his huge cock out of his pants and sucks it. With her hands and mouth, she pumps it to full size the mounts up. There are some nice ass shots as she rides his lap and even better looking action when they stand to fuck. Lex drops the hammer on this babe on the sink, spreading her legs and filling her up. Pretty good overall energy here and she ends up taking a big load all over the face to give us the real end to the movie, until next time.
Bonus: Non-Sex Version of the movie, BTS, Photo Gallery, Trailers, Bloopers
