Official Flava of Love Parody
www.BlackIcePass.com
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
145 Mins
Black Ice
DIRECTOR: Dwayne Dane
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Porn Parody, Black Girls, Interracial Sex
2011
STARS: Sara Sloane (Sarah Vandella), Misty Stone, Megan Vaughn, Jada Fire, Alexandria Devine, Angela Aspen, D Snoop, Nat Turnher, Wesley Pipes, Mark Ashley
REVIEW-
OK, so I’m going back a little bit for this one. I don’t even know how long these Celeb-realty shows have been off the air at this point. Those of you who remember these train wreck TV shows will get a good laugh here. What could be funnier than a bunch of skanks fighting it out for the affections of a creepy has-been? Funny TV, but a good parody? Well it’s not bad, but that’s mostly because of the cast. The parody scenes are underdone, sloppy and just not that great. (The source material isn’t exactly overflowing with memorable moments or characters.) For some reason, the movie starts out with nearly twenty minutes of horrible “story” and then two totally forgettable scenes. I can imagine that a lot of people might give up on it at that point. That would be a mistake because things get much better. Misty Stone gets us going in the right direction. She does her best to play a fun character, but mostly we get to enjoy her long legs and great face for the first good scene of the movie. Meagan Vaughn and Jada Fire finish out the movie with solid efforts as well. Megan is very cute and Jada is her usual fine self. My favorite scene of the movie features Sara Sloane (Sarah Vandella) who shines as always. Her body looks great, she thrives on getting pounded by a big cock and works up a major sweat in this scene. It’s short on BJ footage, but otherwise the scene is a gem. As a parody this one is worth a chuckle or two, but mostly it’s worthwhile to watch Misty and Sarah do their thing.
Alexandria Devine & Wesley Pipes
After over fifteen minutes of waiting around and hearing chicks call each other “bitch” a lot, we finally get a sex scene. Sadly it is not with one of the hot chicks in the movie. Instead it’s Alexandria Devine being ignored by Flava and getting busy with Wes instead. She is happy for any cock and sucks his long dong while squeezing her way out of her slutty dress. There is very little oral here before he shoves her dress around her middle and starts drilling her hairless beaver. This girl is pretty thick, maybe a BBW lite for those keeping track. The scene is pretty lifeless though. She talks on occasion and Wes is trying to say something, but who the fuck knows what he’s talking about. He finally leaves his load just inside of her slit and watches her push it out. Next!
Angela Aspen & D Snoop
Flav calls in Angela because he wants her spy on the other girls, but she just wants his dick. Apparently she was on the show before and wants a second chance at his rocket. She is a step in the right direction and gives a pretty good blowjob. So good in fact that he never lets her get off of her knees, shooting a load into her mouth and then getting right back to the game.
Misty Stone & Mark Anthony
When Misty and Jada Fire nearly come to blows, security pulls Misty aside. She is in danger of being eliminated and has to convince him to make that footage disappear. Lucky Mark gets the game’s front runner on her knees and enjoys some seriously hot looking head. She uses that tongue and spits on his big cock until it is good and ready. Moving her to the bed, he grabs one of her legs, hooks it onto his shoulder and fucks her pussy. Misty’s dirty talk is always fun, but it’s her great body that steals the show here. I love the way she rides his dick in cowgirl. Her ass flexes as she slides up and down on his big dick. Of course watching her turn around just gives us an even better view of that pretty face as she waxes his pole with her sweet juices. He takes her in spoon and then lets her roll over so he can cum all over her pretty ass and thighs. Misty is really, really hot, but may need more than just Flav to keep her happy.
Sara Sloane & Nat Turnher
When Sara confesses that she doesn’t care at all about Flav she is free to run off and fuck Nat. Check out the way she gets her sex booty jiggling as she removes her shorts. She is the hottest chick in this movie and rubs her pussy waiting for it to be stuffed with big cock. With her legs spread and her toes pointed she takes long hard strokes and talks dirty right from the start. Flipping over she rides the dick and starts screaming as she hits her magic spot. You have to love the way this pretty blonde works up a sweat when she fucks. The scene is short on cock sucking, but the energetic sex is very hot and we get some really ice shots of Sara’s lovely rack. Love the way she looks I reverse cowgirl. She slips into position at the end to take a load in her mouth. Sara looks right into the camera and swallows like a good girl.
Megan Vaughn & Nat Turner
Apparently Nat gets to fuck all the girls who get kicked off of the show. Meagan is very pretty and gets over her disappointment quite quickly when she gets a load of the big gun Nat has for her mouth. While Sara’s scene was seriously lacking oral action, this one starts off with a while hot blowjob. She turns around and backs her sexy ass up on his dick, working her hips and making her big tits sway underneath her body. Once she is all warmed up, Megan gets into reverse cowgirl and really bounces hard. I think she’s really having fun here and the visual are certainly outstanding. For fun, she gets in side saddle at the edge of the couch and proves t be quite athletic. He holds out long enough to get her back on the floor and then drops a big load on her pretty lips.
Jada Fire & D Snoop
Jada Fire wins the competition and gets to collect her prize. With her big tits out, she starts sucking and stroking his meat until it’s at full mast. Jada is a great performer who shows off her big ass during some hot cowgirl. Not one to be afraid to speak her mind, she lets him know exactly how she wants to be fucked and shows ff those big tits during the reverse cowgirl. In between positions she sucks him and even lets him fuck her tits for a bit. This is a pretty good finale and gives us four straight strokeable scenes. I’m not sure why they stacked the beginning with weak scenes, but Jada makes sure we finish strong. Snoop fucks her so hard that he looks about ready to bust a blood vessel before he busts his nut, but he does manage to leave some on her big knockers.
Bonus: Gallery, BTS, Popshots
