Riding the Flying Pink Pig
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
87 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Erica McLean
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Squirting, Sex and Food, Outdoor Sex
2013
STARS: Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Andy San Dimas, Sasha Heart, Tessa Taylor, Cytherea, Victoria Lawson, Lizz Tayler, Danny Mountain, Marco Banderas, Billy Glide, Seth Gamble, Mr. Marcus,
REVIEW-
Somehow I missed the second installment of the Pink Pig franchise. This one is distributed by Hustler and seems to be made up of left over footage that didn’t fit into the first two. In the old days we called these wrap-around movies. One scene that wraps around a bunch of others told in flashback form to tell a loose story. In this case, Nicki Hunter gives us the full story of the Pink Pig, a special lunch truck that serves up more than just tasty vittles. The whole thing is set to a Snoop Dogg soundtrack which certainly raises the profile of the movie considerably. I like Snoop just fine, though I never grab a XXX flick for the tunes. In this case, the music is so loud and so completely inappropriate for the tone of the movie that it is as distracting as it is mismatched. The music would be all right if the rest of the movie were better. There is really no story to speak of. It’s just bits and pieces and loses much of what I liked about the first movie. Sexually things are OK I guess. The picture quality is good and there is some decent eye candy at play. On the other hand, half the scenes look like they were shot for a soft-core version of the movie. That really comes into play in the Sunny Lane scene. We spend most of the scene looking at things from the side or with an obstructed view. It’s a shame because Sunny is the best reason to watch the movie. Her scene is still pretty good, but mostly it ends up with too much wasted potential. Nicki Hunter has a good scene in the truck. She knows how to make the most of cramped spaces. Her dialog also carries the movie. Lizz Tayler and Andy San Dimas also show up for pretty good scenes. At its best, this movie offers decent energy and eye candy. At its worst, it is a bit of a poor and a poorly matched excuse for using a Snoop Dogg soundtrack. Too bad it’s more bad than good.
Sunny Lane & Danny Mountain
The Pink Pig truck is in need of a lot of repairs. Sunny doesn’t have the money, but quickly figures out a way to get Danny to do the work for her. He has fun undressing her, spanking that perfectly hot ass. The action looks great, but the loud Snoop Dogg soundtrack is either perfection or a total deal breaker because it is overpowers everything for the first several minutes. A bigger problem than the constant soundtrack is the way Danny hides Sunny’s face when she’s sucking his cock. Much of the action is shot from behind her head or with his hand in the way. I’m sure this makes for a softer cut for cable, but I grabbed this movie to see Sunny to her thing. When we see her work her mouth, the action is really good. He bends her over and fucks her from behind. There are no penetration shots here at all, just soft shots and a faked internal cumshot. That would be totally weak, but she puts one leg up on the table and they keep going. This time we get to see some of the fun and Sunny talks dirty. We can’t really hear her because of the music, but at least it looks good. He cums all over her ass. It’s still a single-position scene that is hot because of Sunny, but a huge waste of potential.
Victoria Lawson & Marco Banderas
Victoria delivers food to Latin rock star Marco. He is looking to make a comeback and she knows just how to get him started. She drops to her knees and I have to drop the sound. Sorry guys, but the constant use of this soundtrack that doesn’t fit the movie or the action is just too much. Marco pulls out his instawood and the cute little brunette sucks it for a few seconds. He puts her up on his car and fucks her. This one is all right. Victoria has a cute short skirt and her hair is in braids. She shows enough energy, but there is really no spark here. She takes a shot on the face which is the highlight of the movie.
Lizz Tayler & Billy Glide
Cute Lizz Tayler isn’t much of a food truck girl. She goes on a delivery run and forgets the food. With no lunch for Billy, she offers herself and he wisely accepts. Cue the music and enjoy this little cutie works his fat prick between her lips. Lizz works really hard to make that shaft all wet with her spit before rolling over and letting him fuck her tight little hole. The best shots of the scene come in cowgirl as Lizz shows us her ass and works up and down on his sizeable slab of beef. Big dick or not, Lizz is the perfect cowgirl to ride it long and hard. He gives her a good tit fuck that might lead to a cumshot, but he wants to fuck her more. That’s fine, but the camera takes off some wild adventure exploring the barn for a bit. After mostly soft stuff for much of this movie we get some extreme close up shots thrown into the doggy here. Billy finally shoots his load on her face and Lizz licks it up like a greedy little girl.
Nicki Hunter & Seth Gamble
Nicki tells about a time when she delivered to an actor that she really thought might be gay. She needs a soufflé and turns to him for help. When he tells her that he’s straight, she wants proof. So much for cooking, she wants to make the dick rise in her mouth. Nick whips out her tits and rubs them while licking him all the way up. Since she can easily deep throat him, Nicki keeps her hands busy in her pants to make sure everything is juicing up nicely down there. They stand up in the truck and Nicki takes him from behind. There is some light spanking and a bit of talk though the music is still overpowering. He turns her over with her ass hanging over the edge and really makes good use of the cramped quarters. Nicki’s energy and the interesting surroundings make this one pretty good. He pulls out for a facial I guess, but we don’t see anything. Kind of a failed ending there.
Cytherea, Sabrina Star & Tessa Taylor
Girl time. Cytherea has Sabrina and Tessa over to bake cupcakes and learn to squirt. They eventually stop cooking and free Cytherea’s tits from her little top. Lots of nice kissing here. This is the sort of scene that is right up Erica’s alley. Pretty girls kissing and adding a little wet work. I like the shots of all three of them spread on the counter rubbing their pussies. That’s probably really good for health code compliance, but it sure looks sexy.
Andy San Dimas & Mr. Marcus
Mr. Marcus is a video producer having trouble finding some footage. He orders a sandwich and Andy San Dimas delivers. She decides to help jog his memory by getting the blood flowing to other parts of his body. Andy looks cut in the pink cap as she starts loudly sucking on his cock. Her BJ is very good of course and the action is nicely shot. The soundtrack issues are still there, but He spreads her legs and eats her for a while. They mount up for some reverse cowgirl on the couch. Andy shows good energy as always and she does some kind of trick that makes Marcus really impressed. In doggy, she starts begging for him to cum in her mouth and he pulls out to let her get her wish. Andy sucks hard while looking at the camera as she takes the load like a good girl. Strong finish to a mostly forgettable movie.
Bonus: Music Videos, BTS, Video BTS, Swallowing Discussion
