GAMELINK.COM ANNOUNCES GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN SALE

CYBERSPACE : Top online adult retailer GameLink.com, who recently launched its news blog website ‘GameLink’s Naked Truth’, has decided that until the government of the United States goes back to work, all customers of the United States deserve 25% off all purchases made at GameLink.com.

All customers type in SHUTDOWN in the code box when finishing purchases and will receive 25% off the entire order.

“Do you want to know who is by the people, for the people?” asks GameLink.com’s Jeff Dillon. “GameLink.com is. We will not idly sit by as the two parties argue. We want all parties to come join us in the freedom of expression, and sexuality.”

There are specific customers that will not be allowed to take part in this promotion.

“We and most Americans do not get paid when our jobs are shut down. We are making this promotion exempt to all members of Congress. We know who you are, and you are paying full price!”