OMG It’s the Flashdance XXX Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
143 Mins
Paradox Pictures
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Parody, 80’s, dancers,
2013
STARS: Breanne Benson, Lexi Belle, Chanel Preston, Nicole Aniston, Ash Hollywood, Rocco Reed, Tommy Pistol, Anthony Rosano,
REVIEW-
It’s time to go back to the 80’s for a porn parody that features a very genuine look. Flashdance was a mega-hit back when I was kid because of its girl power story, monster soundtrack and slightly sexy love story. The porn parody lacks some of the music power (though it’s pretty good in this regard) and ramps up the sex while playing heavily on make up and clothes that really set the tone. If the look is important to you, then you are going to love this. Breanne Benson does her best to channel Jennifer Beals and gets it right. The looks is great and Breanne plays her part perfectly. Oddly enough though, she provides sex scenes that don’t measure up to the best of the movie. That is largely a result of a really good supporting cast. The babes in this movie are very hot and deliver great sex scenes. Lexi Belle sets the bar high with a fun and energetic opening fuck. She’s never seen again and that’s too bad. Nicole Aniston is perfect from head to toe. Her body and gorgeous face make her scene well worth a stroke or two. Chanel Preston had some hot office sex and proves once again that she is always worth having in your movie. With those good scenes all around them, Breanne’s two are a little flat. She has the look and handles her dialog fine, but sexually she just doesn’t have the same spark. So take a trip back to the 80’s with the and enjoy the look, music and feel while also shouting “what a feeling” watching these nympho-“maniac”s get busy.
Lexi Belle & Tommy Pistol
After a comedy set, waiter Tommy Pistol gets a rare treat. His hot girlfriend (Lexi Belle) will actually fuck him at work. She is very playful and giggles as she works her way down to his cock. Lexi looks great as she starts sucking while still in her shorts and heels. He fucks her face until she is breathless and more than ready for what comes next. He fingers and licks her pussy for a few minutes and then throws her onto the couch to fuck that pretty little pussy. Lexi provides some great dirty talk along with the energy. He pulls her on top for some really good ass shots. Lexi always manages to turn me on. Her body is great and she just seems to have so much fun that you can’t help but love watching her. After a really stunning opening fuck he unloads a huge load all over her mouth and she loves every drop.
Nicole Aniston & Anthony Rosano
Anthony runs the strip club and after being scared away from our star, he gives his best girl a quick roll on the couch. He gets the hot blonde out of her dress in no time and enjoys her absolutely perfect body. His tongue on her clit does wonders and you can see her expression change as he hits her spots. Returning the favor, she greedily sucks the cock The body shots are awesome. Nicole is built so perfectly that she looks amazing from any angle. Add in some really hot blowjob footage and you have a second winner already from this flick. She moves on top of him and shows off that great ass while working her hips expertly. The doggy is great and they get into a little foot play if that floats your boat. The spoon footage is really great. Nicole’s legs and pussy are absolutely delicious and her energy makes this one fun from start to finish. Speaking of finish, Anthony shoots his load deep inside of her pussy and then feeds it to her on his fingers. That’s why she is his number one girl.
Breanne Benson & Ash Hollywood
Breanne’s dance partner is a not blonde with sex on her mind. Since experience is important, she teaches her to kiss in anticipation of her date. Ash gets behind Breanne and lovingly kisses her ass. It looks good enough to eat so she just goes right ahead and tastes her from behind. Lifting one leg onto the dance bar, Breanne Great close up shots as she slides her fingers into that pretty pussy. Breanne gets down and sucks on Ash’s pussy like she has plenty of experience in that area. The dance bar makes for some nice leg and stretch shots during this enthusiastic lesbian romp. Ash drags out a mat and lays Breanne flat on her stomach so she can finger and lick her in a more relaxed position. Things get very intense and the eye candy factor is quite high.
Chanel Preston & Xander Corvus
Chanel runs the dance academy and agrees to do Rocco a favor by giving his friend an audition. His big check helps, but the fact that she is being eaten by one of her students (Xander Corvus) only serves to further distract her. As soon as he leaves they hit the couch where he spreads her legs and shows her just how much he appreciates his scholarship. She looks really good with her hair up and glasses on. Though she looks quite prim and proper, Chanel still sucks him like she’s dying to eat his seed. She grabs it by the base, sucks it and then wraps her big tits around his meat. Climbing on top of him, she shows off her ass and is very vocal as she rides. Turning around she rubs her clit and shows off her lovely body. Great leg shots here as she rocks those fishnets and keeps her glasses on. He pulls out and shoots all over her pussy. Chanel sucks him clean and then gets back on for a quick second ride before his cock can start to deflate. He pounds her hard in some standing doggy, proving that he has a strong second round in him. This time around he unloads all over her face. Another scene that is well worth watching.
Breanne Benson & Rocco Reed
Now for the finale. No big dance scene, but Rocco hooks up with Breanne to celebrate. He kisses her thighs and slowly takes off her panties to start licking that hot box. His tongue has her went in a matter of minutes and he is able to slide that cock right up into her waiting twat. She gives him a short and rather uninspired blowjob before mounting up to fuck. She kisses him while working her hips and showing off some those dance moves she has been perfecting. Breanne looks pretty good up there with her perky breasts bouncing in his face. Good ass shots as she bends over and gets fucked. There just isn’t a lot of energy here. Compared to the other scenes in the movie it comes up short. That’ too bad since it’s the big climactic scene. He shoots his load into her mouth and she does a nice job of cleaning up. It’s just sad that the most important scene of the movie (parody wise) is the least interesting.
Bonus: 2 BTS Reels, Cumshots, Trailers, Photo Gallery
