Thor XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
96 Mins
Vivid
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Super Heroes, Comic Book Porn, Costumes, Cosplay
2013
STARS: Brendon Miller, Alyssa Branch, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Pistol. Nicole Aniston, Mark Davis, Julia Ann
REVIEW-
The latest Axel Braun superhero parody is a very good one. Thor is perhaps a natural given the costumes, heavy appeal for the ladies and the fun porn critics can have talking about how he “drops the hammer.” Brendon Miller takes the lead in this one and he is very good. It is carried however by some great female roles. Julia Ann only shows up for one scene but she is awesome as usual. Perfect for this role she is a beautiful queen who turns in a stunning scene with Mark Davis. Nicole Aniston has a small part and a rather short scene, but still manages to stand out. Her body is amazing. An artist couldn’t draw it any better. Alyssa Branch plays Thor’s new love interest and she’s a cutie. I love the way she fucks in this scene, adding plenty of energy to the already high eye candy. More of this cutie would have been really good. (Maybe in a sequel.) Kimberly Kane is the only woman to get two scenes. She makes them both fantastic. Her opening fuck sets the tone with a very hot scene with Tommy Pistol. Returning for a hot blowjob, Kimberly reminds us that she is one of the hottest women in the business. This is a fun comic book flick with a bit of story, a lot of costume appeal and some really hot sex. I would love to see this become a franchise.
Kimberly Kane & Tommy Pistol
Before the credits are even finished we are down to the good stuff. Kimberly Kane is one of the sexiest women in porn and she can’t get enough of Tommy Pistol. She spreads her legs and orders him around between her legs. He fingers and licks her furry box and she knows just how to get exactly what she’s looking for. Kimberly stands him up and easily downs his thin pleasure rod. In or out of costume, Kimberly is one the best cock suckers in the business and really goes to town here. She takes her pants off and takes a ride, showing off her ass and rocking that pussy hard. Tommy bends her over and fucks her from behind, slipping into her ass for some hard backdoor strokes. She spreads her ass and begs Loki to spray that brown hole with hot cream.
Julia Ann & Mark Davis
With Thor off chasing his hammer on earth, Odin gets it on with his gorgeous bride. Julia Ann is nothing short of breathtaking at all times. She is beautiful, built and makes every scene seem like a perfect carnal adventure. The gorgeous blonde takes his big cock in her hand and sucks it hard, choking on occasion as it hits the back of her throat. Mounting up on her king’s mighty pole she rides high in the saddle, shaking her tits and making every inch disappear. The harder she fucks the more those great tits shake. That body is just amazing and her squat fucking is just fantastic as it shows off her long legs, dripping pussy and perfect tits. After some great standing doggy, she spins around and takes a shot on the face. Not content with that, she sucks out every last drop and downs her fair share before being finished.
Alyssa Branch & Brendon Millar
Thor is laid up in the hospital and thanks to some trickery, pretty nurse Alyssa Branch keep him happily occupied in his bed. She grabs his cock and swirls her tongue around the head gently. Once that is all warmed up, she downs his dick, moaning loudly around it as she takes it to the root. If this is covered by Obamacare then I don’t care what it costs, I want it. He flips her over and fingers her pussy before diving in to give it a thorough licking. She is in a perfect position to hold her legs up and take his cock. Thor drops the hammer on this cute little thing and makes her feel his other worldly lust. Flipping over she rides him really hard. Great hip action here that results in some truly mouth watering shots of her cute little ass. They finish in spoon and he moves up to explode all over her pretty face. This is a pretty hot scene with a memorable pop.
Kimberly Kane & Dick Chibbles
Kimberly needs to get to earth to help Thor. She could challenge the gate keeper, but knows that her mouth will get her what she wants. Squatting down, she sucks without hands for a while, just working her mouth up and down. How can she stay balanced squatting in those heels. Just one of Kimberly’s many talents. She grabs his balls and tugs while deep throating his pole. There is a lot of hands free head here with Kimberly sucking and spitting all over that throbbing member until it explodes all over her face. Yep, she can get whatever she wants with that mouth.
Nicole Aniston & Dick Delaware
While waiting for Thor, Nicole gets some dick action from Dick. Pretty as ever, Nicole is fucking perfect. She gets his meat out of his pants and can’t wait to suck it. She gives great looking head before spreading her legs and letting him get a mouth full of that lovely pussy. Nicole bends over and looks stunning with that ass sticking out. I really think she is one of the most underrated women in the industry. Flipping her over, he shoves it back into her pussy. They are fucking on a metal table so his powerful thrusts make quite a racket. Somehow that’s kind of hot. After a quick round of mish she busts all over her pussy and belly. Too short, but still hot. I love Nicole.
Bonus: Cumshot Recap, BTS, Trailers, Non Sex Version
