Will Ryder Dirties Up & Clean Sweeps 2014 Best Director Awards
Best Director Victories at AVN, XBIZ & XRCO
(Hollywood, CA) Will Ryder struck gold a decade ago by turning wholesome TV shows into porn parodies and now the veteran adult movie director has been awarded the best director trophy at all three major 2014 awards shows- AVN, XBIZ and XRCO. All three esteemed organizations agree that the director’s work pornifying American classics The Wizard of Oz, Grease, Love Boat, The Brady Bunch and South Park have earned him the title of Best Director- Parody.
“Winning one of these trophies is an honor but sweeping all three is pretty hard to do,” Ryder remarked on the twelfth hole of the prestigious Brentwood Country Club’s immaculate Fleur-de-lis gold course.
Ryder doesn’t golf but was out on the links working as a caddy for Hollywood actor Will Smith who Ryder met at recording studio recently. “I actually met Will years ago but he didn’t remember me and that was probably a good thing because I had asked his soon-to-be wife out on a dinner date not knowing they were just getting together. He’s a really good tipper so I might caddy for him next week as well.”
Ryder was out on the greens studying the game of golf for this summer’s parody of Caddy Shack that will star 10 women plus long time friend and go-to actor James Bartholet.
“James has been yearning to make Caddy Shack XXX for a long time now so I think it’s about time we get it done,” Ryder said. “Who knows, maybe it will win some awards next year because the script is funny as hell and it’s all about putting it in the hole.”
Once again there will be stiff competition in the directing and parody categories in 2015 as a number of big budget movies including a few by Will Ryder and production partner Scott David will dominate the landscape.
“It’s going to be a really competitive environment once again this year and if I were a betting man I would think American Hustle XXX from Smash Pictures and our upcoming Cinderella XXX feature presentation should have a pretty good chance of competing and possibly winning,” Ryder speculated. “Plus we recently wrapped on a parody of the TV show Supernatural which I think will be spectacular because it was the first time I used stage blood in large quantities so that was fun.”
How Long might be from China, but how long the director plans to remain in the adult movie business is not known but Ryder admits there are other things in life he wants to do with his career.
“You know making adult movies and surrounding myself with beautiful girls is a wonderful way to make a living but at some point you have to ask is this my destiny and the answer is no. I have other fish to fry so if I was a betting man I would think this might be my last year asking women to remove their panties.”
Check out the trailers from Will Ryder’s award-winning work this past year and if you don’t laugh you are missing a sense of humor.
Not the Wizard of Oz XXX from X-Play and distributed by Pulse http://youtu.be/2E1Eh0R9tl8
Grease XXX a Parody from Adam & Eve Pictures www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1bcz2PmTg
Love Boat a XXX Parody from Adam & Eve Pictures www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJPHzYu4jk
Not South Park XXX from X-Play and distributed by Pulse www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhaqzGT1z5Y
Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Goes to College www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVCIGVrq9I
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