Rog Blog Oct. 21st
Birthday Wish List Results
Post Birthday Report: Since so many of you asked (and are hopefully pulling for me) I’ll post the annual post-birthday report. Now some of these items may still be coming because I’ve got a big family gathering later today. (I don’t expect any lap dances though.) Here is the original list posted last week.
1. Runnin’ with the Big Dogs: The True, Unvarnished Story of the Texas-Oklahoma Football Wars: A new book on the OU/UT football wars. It’s supposed to be a pretty good read. RESULT: Nope Guess I’ll have to order this one myself.
2. The complete “Whack Attack” and “Lord of Asses” box set DVDs from Extreme Associates. Love those movies. RESULT: Nope Though someone emailed and said he was working on it. Cooooool.
3. DVD: WMD: The Murderous Reign of Saddam Hussein. Looks like a pretty good documentary to fill the time. RESULT: Nope
4. A Signed Copy of “Casey Parker: The Girl Next Door” from Shane’s World. It happens to come out on my birthday. How about a personal screening with Casey herself? RESULT: Nope No love from Shane’s World.
5. One of those USC T-Shirts with the Trojan bending over the Bruin with “Who’s Your Daddy?” on it. What can I say, I’m easy to please. RESULT: Nope I don’t think they sell them any more. Someone suggested I offer someone 40 bucks for their used one at the game. Ummmm, that’s OK.
6. One of those three blowjobs that Jesse Jane still owes me. As well as the Kid Rock signed copy of “Cocky” that was supposed to be mine. (Yes, same thing as I asked for last year.) RESULT: Nope Even less love from Jesse than from Shane’s World. I’m crushed.
7. Maddon 07 for my Xbox 360. RESULT: Nope
Just as well, I don’t have time to play much any more these days.
8. A hop lap dance from any and all of the fine ladies of the adult industry. Any takers? RESULT: Nope None and not even an offer. Some days I wish I was Dirty Bob or even Monstar.
9. Cold Stone gift certificates. I’m a freaking junkie man. RESULT: Nope I’m hoping for some today.
10. Photos for a new “Rog Rules” gallery. From porn girls, BTS girls, reader wifes, girlfriends and the like. Let’s do lipstick messages on the body (Boobs, arms, tummies, butts, whatever.) “Rog Rules” in lipstick. Again…any takers? RESULT: Some Success Here: Oh yeah, we got enough to start a Rog Rules Lipstick Gallery Thank you ladies. Anyone else?
So it hasn’t been a golden year on the birthday front. It isn’t over yet though. Who knows?
If you want to treat yourself to something, Gamelink is running a special through November 6th. They are offering 25% off all Anabolic titles. Good stuff there.