This Ain’t Duck Dynasty
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
100 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Bud Fox
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Lesbian Sex, Ass Eating, Deep Throat
2014
STARS: Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Dick Chibbles, Mikki Lynn, Zoey Foxx, Christie Stevens, Presley Hart, Mahina Zaltana, Natalia Starr, Barry Scott, Jay Crew
REVIEW-
All right, the obvious question that comes to mind is do we really need to see a Duck Dynasty parody? Maybe a better question should be, do we really want to see one. The answer is probably no, but Hustler made one anyway. They put together a cast of guys and gave them all insane beards. That’s really as far as it goes. There is some attempt apparently to make it like the show. I can’t say I’ve ever watched it and certainly don’t have any preconceived ideas of how they can sex it up. Luckily, the female cast is a pretty solid group. Presley Hart is underrated, totally cute and kicks the movie off with a really hot scene. Christie Stevens is so horny that she takes on two guys at once. After that we get two women who are not as cute, but show their skills. Mikki Lynn gives her ass in a very energetic fashion. Mahina Zaltana goes all oral for her scene. She deep throats and does ass play in a way that will certainly get your attention. The finale is very hot. Natalia Starr and Zoey Foxx are super cute. Even in a girl/girl scene they manage to shine. The sex scenes are solid and there is a little bit of a story. I really don’t get the connection to the show other than the beards and silly accents. It’s a funny parody I guess, but mostly it’s a decent jerk off movie with a couple of real cuties.
Presley Hart & Dick Chibbles
When Jase comes home with a beaver pelt, he has apparently forgotten his anniversary. His pretty wife (Presley Hart) demands some oral attention and the bearded hillbilly gets right down to it. Though his facial hair gets in the way, Presley’s lack of fuzz down there gives us a nice shot of her tight young snatch. She is very excited by what he does between her legs. Returning the favor the lovely young girl sucks his dick like she loves it. The smile on her face as the spit streamers stretch from her lips to his dick is awesome. Rolling her back onto the couch, he slides his hard dick right into her tight little pussy. I love the way she rolls her hips as he holds her ankles. Presley is a lot of fun to watch in any scene. He bends her over the table and gives us some hard pounding doggy action. I don’t know what the girls on the actual show look like, but Presley is super fucking cute and a hot little fuck. She slides off the couch in time to take a load right on her face. Not a bad start sexually.
Christie Stevens, Barry Scott & Jay Crew
The new “Beaver Call” works apparently. Just hearing it makes busty blonde Christie Stevens run into the room, shed her clothes and want to fuck both guys immediately. She bends over and gives Jay a face full of ass while drooling all over Barry’s hard prick. In no time at all, she is down on her knees with a cock in each hand. Christie does a good job of playing the dick starved babe that helps carry the scene. They work her hard at both ends and the shots of her body are quite nice. She really bounces hard and makes her tits shake up and down as she rides. This hot three-way ends with both guys unloading on her pretty little face.
Mikki Lynn & Alec Knight
A rough day for Mikki Lynn gets better when he offers to stick his tongue in her ass. She spreads her long legs and he starts with the pussy. He moves around to get his dick in range for her hungry mouth. The BJ is quick, but we get some nice shots of her pulling her feet up over her head to take some nice deep strokes. I like her energy, but the first two girls were definitely cuter. Mikki’s deep throat skills are pretty impressive as she cleans him off in between positions. She rolls over and opens her cheeks for some anal action. I guess he really didn’t want to eat it so much as fuck it. Whatever, she doesn’t seem to mind. His cock ends up balls deep in her ass and she shows it off quite well. She ends up taking a shot on the face. Not too bad and the anal action is a nice treat.
Mahina Zaltana & Evan Stone
Everyone in this family gets in on the horny action. Mom (Mahina Zaltana) wants a new cooking DVD and she uses her feminine wiles to get what she wants from her old man. She gets his dick hard with her hands and he bends her over the counter for some rear entry. Evan pins her against the counter and shoves his cock right down her throat until she is drooling and he is plenty wet to bang her harder. Given the chance, she grabs his prick and strokes like crazy while sucking on his sack. Just to really get nasty, she spins him around and gives him a very thorough ass licking. Up on the counter she completes the act with some hard core deep throat action. There are cuter chicks in this movie, but damn if the older women don’t break out with the deep throat madness. With some serious ass play, this babe doesn’t even need to fuck. Her mouth and hands bring him off and she licks it up like a good wife should.
She special call works on girls too. The family’s sheltered daughter gets a lesson in sex from the sexy blonde exchange student. I’m not sure about the order of the scenes, but the pussy licking action is really good here. Zoey is super cute and feels a tongue on her for the first time. She returns the favor with a whole lot of energy. Both women are beautiful with hot little bodies and eager mouths. Watching the gorgeous blonde get toy fucked and cumming like she can’t get enough is more than enough to keep me watching. Love watching these cuties go clit to clit in the final moments of the movie. Definitely worth sticking around for if you dig hot chicks together.
Bonus: Bloopers, Slideshow, Hustler Trailers, Select A Star
