Meet the Fabulous Girls of Not Jersey Boys XXX
Don’t Miss This Award-Nominated Porn Movie-of-the-Year Candidate
View the new movie trailer on YouTube http://youtu.be/pTZAgkJEn8I
(Hollywood, CA) 
Blasting towards the top-of-the-sales charts and fresh off 13 XBiz porn industry award nominations, the adult movie Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical is perhaps the most adventurous sex flick of the year. With a compelling celebrated story of stage and screen, a hilarious parody musical score, a wonderful troupe of actors portraying Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons and gorgeous Jersey girls offering up sexual favors at every turn; this could be the most entertaining sex movie of the year. Who knew young porn chicks could act let alone sing? But act and sing they do among other things in this full-blown porn musical.
“The ladies in this musical are truly superb,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. Pulse Distribution handles the DVD sales and Peter Reynolds of Plaid Bag Media handling broadcast the licensing
After getting a recording contract in 1961, Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons screw their way through an endless parade of gorgeous naked groupies as they rise to pop music superstardom. Director Will Ryder delivers a spectacular porn musical with an explosive parody of the Jersey Boys that travels from the early 1960s to 1974 complete with unbelievable live performance songs and authentic costumes. There are multiple movie trailers on YouTube http://youtu.be/pTZAgkJEn8I and another one at
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPHuHWXJkzE&feature but it is the women that make this movie soar.
Let’s take a closer look at the girls of Not Jersey Boys XXX because this is a porn movie.
Look no further than 20 year old Carmen Caliente’ as one of the rising stars of a new generation of porn starlets. The 20 year old Puerto Rican sex kitten is according to director Will Ryder, one of the best comedic actresses in the business. She just earned her very first Best Supporting Actress nomination from XBiz for her role in the movie.
“Carmen is not only sexy, she’s funny and has a great sense of timing and delivery which makes her a director’s dream. Plus she enjoys sex as shown in her love-making with Chad White,” Ryder said from his office high above the famous intersection of Hollywood & Vine in Hollywood.
Celebrated movie critic Don Houston agrees and wrote in his review on XCritic.com, “Her acting approach to the role as a slutty “Jersey Puerto Rican†was superb, the gum chewing and body language adding some well appreciated comic relief.”
Zoey Monroe is a beautiful 23 year old blond from Michigan that has never met a penis she didn’t enjoy. Tantalizing as a go-go dancer at one of the Four Seasons’ concerts, her tasty sexual threesome with Ryder Skye and Eric John in New York’s Brill Building record label “back” in the early 1960s sets the sexual tone of the movie. Zoey and Ryder delivered a torrid flesh adventure before the screwing gave way to hilarious singing and dancing. Ryder Skye is a beautiful veteran of the porn world and one look at the red haired performer was enough to speculate that if New Jersey had sexy girls like this back in the 1960s, why would the band ever leave to go out on a tour bus?
Newcomer Anya Ivy 22, a gorgeous light-skinned black girl from Atlanta is bursting onto the porn scene with fresh innocent looks and a picture-perfect natural body. She plays Motown singer Caramel and offers her surprisingly big tits for one of the movie’s funniest musical routines before getting plowed by the drummer played by Kurt Lockwood.
“Anya is absolutely sexy and we’re happy to have her in this musical. I look forward to shooting her again with or without a camera because she really added a sparkle and she’s as close to perfection as you can find. In my opinion, she’s definitely the prettiest new black starlet out there,” boldly claimed Will Ryder.
Mila Blaze an Irish and Filipina mix from Miami cums with a gorgeous face and fashion model-like body that would give a dead man a boner. She jumps into the movie’s first sex scene taking on fast-talking guitarist Tommy DeVito played wonderfully by Chad Diamond. The two make love like wolves in the band’s dingy rehearsal room before returning to comic action during one of the movie’s funniest ensemble songs ‘Hairy Sherry’ played by 19 year old newcomer Bailey Bae.
“Bailey is a really pretty girl and has a nice big bush crowning her pussy area which is quite delightful,” remarked the director.
Bailey is seen throughout the movie and participates in the climatic sex scene when mob boss Gyp DiCarlo played by Hall of Famer Roy Karch sets her up with Frankie Valli to get her pelvic locks shaved during a fun-filled explosive comedy song. This is one of the many you have to see-it to-believe-it moments before she removes her panties for Frankie Valli played by Tommy Pistol who received an XBiz Best Actor nomination for his portrayal.
Veteran performer Sunny Lane makes a cameo in the movie and brings her fresh and lively personality to the set in a way only the Florida/Georgia native can do. Sunny starred in Will Ryder’s Love Boat XXX last year and was instantly cast the moment this movie was announced.
“We’ve been working with Sunny for many years now and she’s always a breath of fresh air,” Will Ryder offered.
Now that should have been it as far as the female cast is concerned as those are the girls that were cast but we are happy to report that it is not. Former Chicago Bulls cheerleader Lucky Star was hired as the wardrobe assistant and was not supposed to be in the movie but that all changed when Lucky suddenly pulled down her pants and began to grip the stiff mastheads of lead actors Tommy Pistol and Eric John while the director was giving them scene instructions. This is all caught on the behind the scenes footage and is another wild moment in what many are saying is the funniest porn movie of the year. Some of the guys wanted to bang her right there on the set but Lucky declined saying she couldn’t cheat on her boyfriend. We’re serious and you cannot make this stuff up folks.
“I want to thank OC Modeling and Hussie Models for providing these great girls for our movie,” Will Ryder concluded referring to the talent agents that represent the bulk of the girls in this movie. “Without these girls, this movie would be a completely different type of musical and I would have refused to shoot it,’ Will Ryder joked.
Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical stars Zoey Monroe, Carmen Caliente, Anya Ivy, Bailey Bae, Mila Blaze, Sunny Lane, Ryder Skye, Lucky Star. The five male leads—Tommy Pistol as Frankie Valli, Eric John, Chad White, Kurt Lockwood and Chad Diamond are brilliant in their portrayal of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Joining the cast is James Bartholet as the Hit Man, Roy Karch as the Mob Boss and Will Ryder as homosexual lyricist Bob Crewe. It is really good!
The movie has already won the First Choice Award at the recent NightMoves Award Show in Tampa which has given the movie a cannon like boost.
Read the full Xcritic.com review here www.xcritic.com/review/41567/tommy-pistol-not-jersey-boys-xxx-a-porn-musical/
Read the NightMoves All Adult Network review here http://www.aan.xxx/2014/10/03/art-of-adult-friday-5-star-feature-not-jersey-boys-xxx-a-musical-parody/#.VF9P-pUtDcs
Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical in stores now on DVD from X-Play and Pulse Distribution. Ask for it by name.
