Not Jersey Boys XXX
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
105 Mins
X Play
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Big Asses, Tease, Incest, Step Incest, Step Sister, Step Brother, Booty Worship
2014
STARS: Tommy Pistol, Zoey Monroe, Mila Blaze, Carmen Caliente, Bailey Bae, Anya Ivy, Ryder Skye, Sunny Lane, Lucky Star, Kurt Lockwood, Chad Diamond, Eric John, Chad White, James Bartholet, Will Ryder, Roy Karch
REVIEW-
The latest Will Ryder porn parody is a XXX musical. Jersey Boys XXX features some of the best and funniest music of the year. The Frankie Valli classic tunes get an X rated twist and the results are fantastic. That’s a hard thing to do for sure. The plot is pretty simple, but funny. Lots of jokes about the music industry, groupies and the like. Sexually the movie is well paced and nicely shot. The cast is pretty cute with no real stand out scenes. Zoey Monroe is very cute and shines in a three way with Ryder Skye. Bailey Bae has a key role and is cute enough. Anya Ivy was very cute in her scene. Otherwise the scenes are fine. Not great, but well shot. Overall this movie is a very, very good party with great music. It’s worth a few laughs and is a very nicely put together movie. I think Ryder’s other parodies, Grease and American Hustle had better sex which gives them the nod, though the music in this one is fantastic.
Mila Blaze & Chad Diamond
Band rehearsal takes a back seat when some blonde pussy shows up. Mila Blaze listens to two bars, declares herself horny and has Chad Diamond send the guys away. He quickly whips out his fuck stick and lets her get busy sucking. It gets hard thanks to a lot of jerking off and some ball licking so he decides that she deserves a little tongue action as well. He eats her out and then leaves her on a stool so he can work his cock into her. Mila has a tight little body and moans a bit, but is not a very dynamic performer in this scene. She picks it up a bit with some doggy and takes a nice load on her cute face.
Zoey Monroe, Ryder Skye & Eric John
To get a record deal, Eric has to do some fucking. Luckily for him, he ‘has’ to fuck record exec Will Ryder’s two hot secretaries. Blonde Zoey Monroe is really cute as she bends over to lick balls while her slutty friend Ryder Skye eats some dick. The girls pass the dick back and forth, sucking it greedily. Sexy Zoey mounts up first, lifting her dress to show off her ass while she gets filled with the dick she craves. Ryder tears her dress helping it come off, but no one cares. Turning the prick over to her friend, Zoey spreads her legs and lets Ryder eat that pussy raw while Eric bangs the redhead from behind. He must really like Zoey because he goes right back into her moments later. Ryder loves sucking the cock straight out of her hot friend’s hole. Eric spends most of his time fucking Zoey’s hot little hole and ends up creaming it at the end.
Anya Ivy & Kurt Lockwood
After playing back up for Anya Ivy, the guys also have to fuck her. Drummer Kurt Lockwood is the lucky guy who gets that second duty. They head to her hotel where she spreads her sweet thighs and gives him a taste of hot wet chocolate. She is very pretty and has a pretty mouth especially when it’s wrapped around a throbbing white dick. Love the eye contact we get as she goes down on him and works her hands up and down the shaft. Anya gets on top facing the camera and lowers herself onto his dick. Love the eye candy here. This girl is super sexy. From the front we get to enjoy her perfect tits. When she turns around, the ass is just as fine. I like her energy, but really love her body. Watch out for this girl. He flips her onto her back and fucks her until those tits are shaking perfectly to the beat. Pulling out he leaves a big load all over her hot black slit.
Carmen Caliente & Chad White
Frankie still isn’t getting laid, but his band mates find plenty of groupie tang these days. Slutty blonde Carmen is around for a musical number and then opens her legs for cock. Chat eats her while she plays with her gum like a proper classy lady. Getting down on her knees, she shows us why it’s better to date a bad girl anyway. Very enthusiastic and vocal, Carmen makes quite a bit of his thick cock disappear. They get up on the couch for reverse cowgirl and she fucks with the same gusto we saw when she was on her knees. The cowgirl is pretty good thanks to some very attractive hip movements from this naughty little thing. They finish in mish with her tits and feet shaking as he rams all the way to a sticky load on her tummy.
Bailey Bae & Tommy Pistol
When you are a big enough star, anyone can get laid. This one is a mobster’s granddaughter with a grooming problem. After anther hysterical song and a visit from trimmer, Bailey Bae is ready to bone her musical idol. She is a cute girl who moans nicely when his tongue hits all the right notes in her sweet folds. The POV shots of her giving head are nice as well. She’s good, but as the star of the final scene, she comes up a little short of the best this movie has to offer. That said, her tight body is nicely displayed. Her boobs are super cute and the way she fucks until she is out of breath shows some promise. The facial is strong. This is a good scene, it just isn’t the best of the movie and is kind of pointless to the story so it’s good, but not great.
Bonus: BTS, Director’s travelogue, Songs (Hilarious), Non Sex Version, Photo Gallery, Trailers
