DIGITAL PLAYGROUND OFFERS ORLANDO BLOOM ROLE IN 2015 HOBBIT INSPIRED BLOCKBUSTER
DATE: December 20th, 2014
WHO: World famous adult brand, Digital Playground
WHAT: Digital Playground offers Orlando Bloom a chance to shoot a tantric sex spin-off of The Hobbit with DP STAR winner as his female co-star
DETAILS: Christmas cums early for Orlando Bloom. Digital Playground is offering to fulfill Orlando Bloom’s dream of a pornographic spin-off of J.R. Tolkien’s, The Hobbit, as mentioned on CONAN.
CHRISTMAS CUMS EARLY FOR ORLANDO BLOOM
Dear Orlando Bloom,
You made fantasy universe fans very happy when you confirmed on CONAN the need for an elf-centric spin-off of J.R.R. Tolkien’s, The Hobbit, shot with Go-Pro’s, featuring tantric sex. Well, we’re ready to make this a reality! As you know, Digital Playground has been at the forefront of adult Blockbusters since 1993. Surely you’ve seen Pirates XXX – our parody of Pirates of the Caribbean, a movie you starred in. If this isn’t a sign we should work together, we don’t know what is!
So here’s what we’re thinking: you have the golden idea, we have the team to make it happen. We want you, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace and a Conan cameo. We’ll make this movie our 2015 Blockbuster of the year, with our DP STAR winner as your female co-star.
Join us on the naughty list this holiday season!
Jeanette Li
Marketing & PR Coordinator, Digital Playground
jeanette.li@digitalplayground.com
