Director Will Ryder Comes Face-to-Face with Jersey Boy Frankie Valli
YouTube Trailer http://youtu.be/KRVVowMFsVs
(Hollywood, CA) 
This type of stuff only happens in the movies but when adult movie director Will Ryder decided to produce a porn parody of the Broadway musical Jersey Boys, he never thought one day he would be standing face-to-face with the great Frankie Valli but that’s exactly what happened when he was invited backstage at a recent concert by the music legend.
“It was a wonderful performance and I was star-struck to be truthful but in the back of my mind I was wondering if Mr. Valli had been tipped off that I was the son-of-a-bitch that pornified his beloved Four Seasons, the Broadway musical and the Clint Eastwood directed movie with my Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical. I was quite nervous I mean the guy used to hang out with Frank Sinatra for God’s sake and I didn’t want to end up in a trash can.”
Ryder has built his directing resume’ on some of the most creative adult movie parodies of all time including wholesome shows The Brady Bunch, The Cosby Show, Charlie’s Angels, Grease and the Wizard of Oz but sidling up in-person for a photo and some conversation with the Four Seasons music legend smack dab in the middle of his dressing room put the butterflies into Ryder’s underpants.
“So I get on a plane and fly far away to where he’s in concert and I’m sitting all alone at the show four rows from Center Stage watching this really wonderful concert filled with some of the greatest music of all time and I’m thinking to myself what have I done? I can’t believe I put so many naked horny girls and silly songs into a parody spoofing this beloved man’s career.”
The fact that Will Ryder attended the concert alone might have been a clue that this was a risky mission. “I asked a couple of young girls if they wanted to come to the Frankie Valli concert but they all replied, “Frankie Valli?…..Is he a DJ?” At that point Will Ryder determined this was a suicidal journey best served solo.
“As each song was sung, I was ridden with a deepening sense of remorse that I’ve never felt before even though I kept telling myself it’s just a spoof he’s gonna love it.”
After the last encore was greeted by a rousing standing ovation, Ryder was invited backstage for a beer because his former career as a professional touring musician afforded him some unique music industry contacts. “I told a couple of guys in his band what I had done in creating this porn movie and the smiles just melted off their faces and some of them actually peeled away from me as if the fire alarm had gone off. Franki was obviously not a man to be fucked with.”
Things went from bad to worse when Ryder was ushered into the personal dressing room to meet the great Frankie Valli. “It was like going to the Vatican to meet the Pope so I could confess my sins,” Ryder remembered.
“Deep in my heart I knew I had committed no mortal incurrsion but when you turn ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ into ‘Big Tits Don’t Lie’ and you change the lyrics and melody of another hit song from ‘You’re just too good to be true…Can’t take my eyes off of you’ to ‘You’re just too good to be screwed…Can’t take my dick out of you,’ well you might just be a little nervous.”
Valli greeted Ryder like a friend and the two conversed about music with Ryder recalling exactly where he was when he heard the Four Seasons on the radio for the first time. “He did a really good job of pretending like he was interested in what I was saying and maybe he was but when it came time to tell him about the porn parody, my lips froze. I couldn’t muster up the courage to tell this nice eighty year old man that I might be a horrible person for doing what I had done or maybe I didn’t want to disappoint him like a young son fearful of disappointing his father after he crashes the family car. I mean the guy has so much history with such great songs and here I am turning ‘Sherry’ into ‘Hairy’ and requesting the character have her pubic hair chopped off with a giant three foot pair of scissors. I’m pretty sure I punched my ticket to hell with this one. Oh, I do want to add that I produced this movie with Scott David of X-Play.”
The hilarious movie is being distributed by Pulse Distribution and in Ryder’s twisted mind, after getting a recording contract in 1961, Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons screw their way through an endless parade of gorgeous naked groupies as they rise to pop music superstardom. Cute girls worship the boys and offer their youthful beautiful bodies for willing sexual experimentation as the Jersey Boys travel from the early 1960s to 1974 complete with unbelievable live performance songs and authentic costumes. The movie has been getting rave reviews and is perfect for couples.
Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical stars Zoey Monroe, Carmen Caliente, Anya Ivy, Bailey Bae, Mila Blaze, Sunny Lane, Ryder Skye and Lucky Star. The five male leads—Tommy Pistol as Frankie Valli, Eric John, Chad White, Kurt Lockwood and Chad Diamond are brilliant in their portrayal of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Joining the cast is James Bartholet as the Hit Man, Roy Karch as the Mob Boss and Will Ryder as homosexual lyricist and record producer Bob Crewe. Check out the YouTube trailer http://youtu.be/KRVVowMFsVs
With that Frankie Valli was ushered into the green room to meet his adoring fans and Ryder was handed another bottle of beer and thanked for coming to the concert. Current plans are for the DVD to be shipped to Frankie Valli during his tour at an upcoming hotel so he can watch it on his tour bus because Ryder now feels he needs an answer. “With the movie getting the second most adult industry award nominations than any other movie this year, my confidence is up and I really want to know what he thinks…..long distance that is.”
These are the award nominations that Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical has earned for the 2015 AVN and XBiz awards shows.
2015 AVN Awards Nominations
Best Parody
Best Screenplay
Best Soundtrack
Best Director- Will Ryder
Best Supporting Actress- Carmen Caliente
Best Supporting Actor- Chad Diamond
Best Supporting Actor- Eric John
Best Makeup
Best Sex Scene- Carmen Caliente & Chad White
Best Non- Sex Acting- Roy Karch
Best Non-Sex Acting- Will Ryder
Best Marketing
2015 XBiz Award Nominations
Parody Release of the Year
Best Actor- Tommy Pistol
Best Supporting Actress- Carmen Caliente
Best Music
Best Art Direction
Best Supporting Actor- Eric John
Best Non-Sex Actor- Roy Karch
Best Non-Sex Actor- Will Ryder
Marketing Campaign of the Year
Best Editing
Director of the Year Parody- Will Ryder
Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical in stores now on DVD from X-Play and Pulse Distribution. Ask for it by name. YouTube trailer http://youtu.be/KRVVowMFsVs
Disclaimer: Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical is a parody not sponsored, endorsed or affiliated with Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, Bob Gaudio, Tommy Devito, Nick Massi, Bob Crewe, Marshall Brickman, Rick Elice, Clint Eastwood, Warner Brothers Pictures, GK Films, Malpaso Productions, Rhino Records, Vee-Jay, Phillips, MCA Curb Records, Warner Brothers Records or any distributors, actors, producers, writers or their assignees.
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