Porn Heros 3
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
136 Mins
Cum Louder
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Cosplay, Super Heroes, Masks, Euro Babes
2014
REVIEW-
Costumed heroes in porn is a rather common and popular thing these days. We get some great action in comic book parodies. This is a collection of scenes from the European site CumLouder.com. The costumes are not really the focus so don’t get your cosplay hopes up too high. It’s mostly just some silly costumes on people who fuck for the camera. Nothing wrong with that of course. The biggest issue is that most of the women aren’t that hot. The last two are better looking than the first so you will want to stick this out. The first scene features a guy in a Batman costume fucking a busty Catwoman. At least the costumes are fun in this one. The next girl stars in a 300 themed scene that is mostly forgettable. There is a blonde who picks up a dude in a costume and mask. She is kind of cute and makes the scene worth a look. The last girl is by far the cutest. If there is a scene worth watching, it is the last one. This movie has some minimal hero play appeal. Sexually though it is pretty standard stuff. The girls aren’t hot so there really isn’t a whole lot to recommend here. Unless you really want anything hero related, give it a pass.
The first scene is truly odd. A down and out street Batman has to literally fight for his territory against a costumed Catwoman. They battle it out on the street and they end up in a room. The costumes are funny and the action seems a bit forced. The girl is pretty cute and sucks his long cock while jerking him off with her gloved hands. He grabs the ears on her mask to help her suck him deeper. She is good with her mouth and likes to keep it hot and wet. Batman helps her out of her pants and slides Catwoman up onto his cock. They get into costumed cowgirl with her ass on display for spanking as his dick slams deep into her pussy. He flips her onto her side for some spoon. The masks stay on to give this some costume appeal, but there isn’t a whole lot else to recommend here. They use the edge of the couch for doggy allowing her bounce back on his dick in a way that’s a bit unique and rather hot. When he has had enough, he feeds Catwoman a big mouthful of a cream that she swallows up with a smile. The costumes are the biggest appeal here.
The next scene is less super hero and more porn parody. A bunch of Spartans from 300 all crave one thing, pussy. A girl in a toga is presented to them and we get some gang bang action. She only wants one though so the guys have to fight for it. There is a long sword fight with actual swords, sorry to disappoint those of you looking for guy on guy action (Ron Riggins and Mike Pendleton come to mind.) They go inside and she is on her knees right away to suck on his big cock. The girl is brunette, not super pretty and mildly enthusiastic about sucking him off. She does have big boobs that wrap nicely around his pole for a bit of fun before he sticks it into her. He sits on the couch and lets her get on top of him for a good ride. She has a forgettable ass and not a lot of energy, so the cowgirl is really nothing to write home about. In spoon we get to enjoy her big tits so at least there’s that. He fucks her hard and those big tits barely move. She gets on her knees to take his load. There really isn’t much going on here worth seeing.
A blonde in a park picks up on a guy dressed up as a beast. She has to talk him into doing porn because it’s “stupid,” He carries her to a room where he is naked save for his mask. The skinny blonde drops to her knees and starts sucking. I love the way this girl attacks his balls with her hungry mouth. He can’t do much to her with his mask on so he grabs her tits with his hands and keeps her busy while she rests her jaw. Putting her back to work he holds her head and helps her get those last few inches down. He gets rid of his mask and even gives her a kiss as they settle into a rather normal sex scene. He helps her out of her tight shorts and decides to give the mask another try. There is plenty of BJ footage in this scene and that’s a good thing. The girl is kind of cute and really seems to enjoy sucking on a big hard cock. She mounts his lap, spreading her thin legs and bouncing that perky little ass up and down. I like her tan lines, especially when she turns around, faces the camera and thrusts her hips to take his prick deep. He turns her over and holds her hips while he slides every inch into her. Love the energy here and the way she pushes back on every stroke. They get on the floor for some doggy, but she just can’t keep his dick out of her mouth. The blonde sucks him off until he is ready to coat her face with a thick load of ball batter.
Last up is a hero who uses some kind of eye laser thing to remove a pretty brunette’s clothes with just a blink. She protests as he puts her over his shoulder and carries her to a hotel room. Tossing her onto the bed he eagerly eats her sweet box. Her legs are up in the air as he takes his stiff cock and pushes it into her tight folds. She spins around and gets on all fours for some head. His cock is plenty big in her mouth and this babe is by far the best looking girl of the bunch. He fucks her face and she tickles his balls with her fingernails. She turns back around and sticks her ass high in the air. Great looking doggy footage of her hot thighs and sexy ass. I really like this girl and her adorable butt looks lovely as she rides in cowgirl. We also get some extremely close shots of her pussy during the reverse cowgirl. Her boobs are just as cute as her ass and they bounce as his bottoms out in her slit. They finish up with a shot of hot jizz on her sexy face. Best scene of the bunch was saved for last.
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