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Alt-Porn Coming, New Toy Review & SCUS Stops the Madness
Alt-Porn My good friend Cindi from www.CindisNakedTruth.com dropped me an email. She and I have exchanged spirited and vastly different opinions on alt-porn almost since the infernal birth of that bastard creation. (Kidding) Apparently Cindi has been in contact with JoAnna Angel about her new movie “Porny Monster.” She managed to secure review copies for both of us so we can take a look. (Apparently not everyone in alt-porn hates me.) I’ll take a look at it later this week and we can see how our views differ. If I like it, it won’t be that big of a shock. I rather enjoyed Joanna’s Angels 2 and Cum on My Tattoo 2. There is something really sexy about Joanna and she doesn’t seem to take herself quite as seriously as some of the other “alt” folks. There is also a decided lack of a chip on her shoulder that makes her more appealing than some in the alt-movement. I also don’t detect a contempt for the audience that seems to run through the worst of alt-porn. We’ll just have to see how “Porny Monster” turns out and what Cindi thinks of it.
Eye Candy: New Sites come along all the time. Here is one called www.TastyJulie.com. Can’t vouch for the taste, but she looks pretty good.
New Toy Review: It looks like our resident toy reviewer Savana is in love again. No, not with Aurora Snow this time. The Digital Navigator Egg Vibe really did the trick for her. We all know how co-eds love their electronic devices, but this one did more for her any Ipod ever could. I know that the idea of this beautiful co-ed using sex toys on herself probably can’t be beat, but take a second to check out her review. If you’re like me, you have to love this line “I have a new love, and it’s a 10-speed!” Classic stuff. Let Savana know what you think of her reviews. I know she loves the feedback so send it on over.
Eye Candy: Horny Tommy getting drilled on www.AssTraffic.com. Some girls just love it up the butt.
Tobacco Lawsuit: I saw that the usual people had their panties in a wad after the SCUS overturned that 80 million dollar tobacco lawsuit. This is why I’ll never understand the poli-cheer mindset. That judgment was complete overkill, a great example of what is wrong with the ‘justice’ system in America and had it stood, would have been a frightening precedent to anyone who gives half a shit about personal liberty. (Which apparently only matters when the ‘right’ guy wins an election.) Left unchecked, this kind of judgment certainly won’t stop with the evil tobacco companies. They’ll be looking to come after anything the SPS (Society for a Perfect Society) douchebags think might be bad for us. Fast food, ice cream, soda, red meat and….yeah folks…PORN! So, poli-cheer petty bullshit aside, some porn journalists might want to consider that the Justices may well have saved us from a storm of shit. Nah, that would require thinking beyond the pleated skirts and pom poms. Rah-Rah, right? It’s not that I have an ounce of love for the tobacco companies, it’s bigger than that. More on this later. For now, let’s just tip our caps and thank the five Justices who struck a blow for personal liberty.
Eye Candy: Just in case anyone forgot, Michelle Maylene is smoking hot.
Mike South: I want to extend good thoughts, best wishes and prayers to my old friend Mike South. According to news sources, Mike is recovering in the hospital after having a benign tumor removed from spine. Is it me, or does that sound potentially serious? God speed Mike. Here’s to a full and speedy recovery to one of the people in this industry who has been nice to me from the start.
Eye Candy: Some sites don’t beat around the busy. Here we see Chelsie embracing her role as a Cum Target.
Celebrity Porn: It’s time for another celebrity sex tape. This time we have to use that term loosely. (No, I don’t mean “tape.”) Kim Kardashian is best known for who she hangs out with and who her daddy is, but somehow she qualifies as a celebrity anyway. Her father helped get OJ get away with murder, possibly by hiding the bloody clothes and then later told us all that the Juice had failed a lie detector test. Aside from her OJ connection, Kim is best known for paling around with Paris Hilton. Since Paris has a sex tape, maybe Kim just felt like she had to keep up with Ms. H. Then again, maybe Kim took a long look in the mirror and realized that if Paris could become a sex star, why not give it a try? The other half of this ‘celebrity’ duo is equally dubious in status. Ray J is apparently a hip-hop artist of some sort. Who isn’t? Half of the NBA seems to be recorded rap albums so I don’t know that it takes a whole lot. He’s probably best known as Brandy’s brother. That alone makes him a hip hop star these days. So Ray and Kim were a couple and they fucked. Like most people, they have access to a video camera and the rest as they say, is history. Vivid got their hands on the Kim Kardashian sex tape and it’s available now. (At Adult DVD Empire and Game Link as well as other retail outlets. Kim may not be a huge celebrity, but she’s probably the hottest celeb to do a sex movie since Pamela Anderson got down and dirty with Tommy. She is a curvy, hotter than Paris chick who just has to be a better fuck than her pillow queen BFF. One thing is for certain. This movie is bound to be better than Vivid’s last celebrity sex movie. (Remember the Tom Sizemore Sex Scanda? Didn’t think so.) I don’t have my copy yet and I’m not holding my breath since I’m still on Vivid’s shit list. I’ll pick up a copy soon though. Kim looks too hot to miss. In the meantime, if anyone wants to guest review it, go right ahead.
Eye Candy: Is it me, or are we genre-ing ourselves to death? Here is a set from a site called MILF Internal. I guess older women need cum too.
Xbox 360 Available I keep forgetting to post this. A friend of mine traded some photographic work for a nearly brand new Xbox 360. He’s already got one so he doesn’t need this unit. I think they are still selling for 300 bucks, so how does 250 bucks sound? If you’re interested, drop me a line I’ll get you in touch.
Eye Candy: Classic porn stars are always good, Christy Canyon is always GREAT! (Here having a veggie party with Gail Force.)
Academy Awards: As usual, I will be looking for anything to do to avoid another four hour award show this weekend. Somehow I just know that they will find a way screw Marty out of yet another well-deserved Oscar. (Is there an actor turned first-time director up this year to take it?) I’d love to see “The Departed” or “The Queen” come away with a few wins, but I have this horrible feeling that every time I flip the channel I will be seeing yet another horrible “Dream Girls” win. Honestly, am I the only one who thought that movie was an over-hyped mess? Every time I saw Eddie Murphy on screen I felt like I was watching him do James Brown on SNL twenty some years ago. And Jennifer Hudson? Huh? Bet the farm that Gore’s movie is going to win Best (snicker) Documentary. At least I can count on the media to replay Al Gore’s speech nine billion times the next day on the news. I just wonder if he will make even less sense than the vapid, self-congratulatory Dixie Chicks. Seriously, didn’t anyone notice that their music sucks just as much now as it did before they opened their collective pie holes an inserted the group foot. Now that they have won their Grammy Awards, we can all look forward to forgetting about them real fast. Hey Nat, it ain’t courageous or heroic to say what all of your peers and lapdogs are saying. In some circles it’s called baaing like a silly sheep. I would say that they were right when told you to “shut up and sing” (Much better book than a movie by the way) but….well, they were only half right. I ain’t ready to make nice either. First Amendment hero my ass. (Seriously, read the First Amendment and explain how it applies.) OK, rant over.
Eye Candy: From the whiner from hell to boobs from Heaven….HeavenlyBoobs.com. OK, rant honestly over.
