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Reader Email, A Bit on Porn Review Style & Whatever Else

I Won’t, I Won’t: Yeah, they did it again. Gene has another Skeeter rant over on AdultFYI.com. This one actually isn’t personally insulting and it raises a very interesting point about porn reviews in general. I really don’t want to get into any more back and forth with someone who seems to enjoy talking about me, but can’t even drop an email. I did send Gene an email and it got me thinking that maybe it is time to break out the “subjective” vs. “objective” discussion again. I might hit on that later in the blog. In the meantime there are other things to get to.

Eye Candy: I’m a Cali guy, so I LOVE a hot chick in a bikini. So take a gander at this awesome babe from BikiniDream.com

FAME Awards: OK, there is a lot of good stuff to talk about with the FAME Awards, but here is a quick note. What the FUCK? How the hell is Mia Rose NOT nominated for anything at all? Hello? I get it. It’s a fan poll and the big, BIG names are going to be up for Favorite Female (Though a couple of these women are barely making two movies a year right now.) but come on guys. Have you SEEN Mia Rose? (If you haven’t check her out here as she works on Ben English’s big dick.) How did the voters miss this girl?

Eye Candy: In case that last batch of eye candy wasn’t enough here is more Mia Rose for you to enjoy.

Reader Email: This is such a common question that I figured it needed an updated answer.

Bruce writes:

Hey Rog,

Just looking for some help about buying a porn movie that has some sort of story line. My wife and I do watch some porn but something with a story and good sex in it would be great. Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks Bruce

Thanks for writing Bruce. I’ve been asked this question countless times during the last 12 years and I’m always happy to answer it. The most obvious answer to this question is send you right out to pick up a copy of Pirates. It’s the most decorated movie in adult history, has a cool story, great costumes and better than average sex for a feature. From last year I really enjoyed Tailgunners from Adam & Eve. If you don’t mind something a bit darker, then Corruption is REALLY good. If you like a little fetish mixed in, then John Stagliano’s Fashionistas is stunning. If you want something a little lighter try Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre from Wicked. It’s pretty funny. There are five movies I would recommend. If you’ve already seen these five, let me know. I’ll come up with more. Otherwise, check out those five, let me know how you and the wife liked them. We’ll post the results for other couples and send you back for more. Good luck and have fun.

Eye Candy: Doesn’t that just warm your heart? To warm things a little to the south, check out cute Casey Hayes playing in bed with her green snake. Ain’t she cute?

45 Nights in Paris: So Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. I have to say, I’m shocked. I would have bet pretty good money that she would be able to buy her way out of this. (And it’s still not over so don’t count her out just yet.) We’ve spent plenty of time talking about Paris over the years. She is clearly a woman who thinks that the rules don’t apply to her. In most cases I would argue that they don’t. In this case though, the law does in fact apply even to Paris. Now we can all make jokes about her latest reality show “The Incarcerated Life.” We can only hope that it will become her next sex tape. Jim Powers must be hard at work on this one. Can’t you just see it? The Violation of So and So. The gentle tale of a spoiled, rich Princess locked up with angry dykes who put her in a dog collar and fuck her silly. THAT’S HOT!!!!!!

Eye Candy: On that note, how about a little Crissy Moran in a purple nightie. Yummy.