Fantasy Baseball Update

Roto League: May 9th

No New Trades Two weeks later and our trade numbers are still the same. That doesn’t mean that the league hasn’t been busy. The wave of recent call ups and injuries has had teams scrambling to adjust their line ups and try to improve. How crazy is the activity? Darren Erstad was actually picked up recently. There have been some trade rumors floating and I happen to have it on good authority that Alfonso Soriano was very nearly shipped to Chicago with Bobby Jenks to be a Dick Pole. The deal didn’t quite get done, but even as Soriano is heating up, he is still on the block. He may soon be the biggest name to change teams very soon.

No Change at the Top: Carroll’s Injury Experts continue to the lead the league by 4 points. No big shock there, but the Dick Poles are hanging around and could be just a player or two away from taking down the front runners. There hasn’t been much change at the bottom either. 10 Points separate the bottom four so the order changes daily, but we are clearly looking at a long hard summer.

Smack Talk: Still nothing to speak of. I think we’re all just in awe of Carroll at the top and the way the Dick Poles are nipping at his heels. Since we don’t have any smack talk to speak of, how about letting some of the porn chicks know that we have teams named after them? Has anyone tired that? I haven’t and I know I should. How freaking hard is it? (No pun intended.) I’ll do it first. I’ll let Miss Shay Jordan know. If any of you haven’t seen her yet, do yourself a favor and check her out. Yes, that is her in that picture on my team icon. She is the really hot one next to that dumpy looking pile of crap. There, consider that the first round of smack talk. Does it count when you trash talk yourself?