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One Day in the Valley
Early Mornings Suck So I had two interviews scheduled for yesterday. The first was at Anabolic early in the morning. That meant that the alarm went off at 6:30. The house is quiet at that time of day, but I hate it. It didn’t improve my mood when I heard that my chosen route, over the 210 into the Valley, was already clogged thanks to an accident. I was out the door by 7:20, all gassed up and on the freeway by 7:40. Keep in mind, it’s 64 miles from my front door to the Anabolic offices. It really isn’t that far. That’s what people always tell me when I turn down trips to sets or office visits. “Dude, it’s not that far.” Yeah, not that far, but as I eased into the traffic on the northbound 57 I knew I was in for a long, long ride.
Eye Candy: OK, morning suck, but waking up to Ashlynn Brooke naked could take the sting out of the alarm clock.
Nine Roads to No Where: Determined to avoid the 5 at all costs, I headed up the 57, trying to figure out if a sharp left on 60, 10 or 210 would be my best bet to get to the Valley sometime before spring. That’s the great thing about driving from Orange County to the Valley. There are countless ways to get there and they all suck. I found myself wondering how people could make this kind of drive every day. It’s easy to forget how nice it is to roll out of bed and already be at work. Heading west on the 10 I thought I had hit the lottery for the first two miles. We literally went form 80 to zero in the blink of an eye and my trip hit a crawl once again. There is nothing quite like stop and go traffic to make an hour feel like ten. With the signs telling me that downtown LA was 50 minutes away, I decided to risk a trip up the 605 to the 210. After all, how much worse could it be? One hour, fifteen miles and two accidents later, I found out just how much worse it could be.
Eye Candy: When stuck in traffic, try to think of something pleasant, like Keeani Lei with her pretty face stuffed with hard dick. Yeah, that will do it.
We Have Splashdown: I finally made it to the Anabolic office. The guy who let me into the gate told me that he hoped I wasn’t a Jehovah’s Witness. With no morning caffeine I was a bit out of it and didn’t get the joke at first. Very funny actually, but come on. Chris Evans was in the lobby and we caught up while I waited for Su. He’s working a lot for Anabolic and is really, really happy. Chris is a really good guy, so I’m happy for him. Su comes out to meet me and leads me through the new Anabolic building. It’s big and so is Su’s office. It’s huge and not as packed with wall to wall porn as many I have been in. She gives me a copy of Tony T’s latest movie. It has really impressed her and I’ll check out over the weekend. We do a moderately long interview, covering her years in the industry. Those of you who don’t know Su will get a chance to read the whole thing tomorrow. She’s very honest and completely comfortable talking about anything I bring up. We spend a lot of time talking about Anabolic and their movies. She jokes at on point that the around the office, she is treated like “one of the guys.” I can see why. There is something about her that is just very confident. She certainly doesn’t look like a guy but you can really see how the people around her would be comfortable with her. It is also very easy to see how much the people in the office rely on her. We get at least a dozen pop-ins during the interview. She handles everything without missing a beat. I try to wrap up her interview in a timely manner because she wants to turn things around and interview me. Though I can’t imagine anyone being interested, it’s fine with me. She asks a few background questions, but our interview quickly becomes a somewhat serious discussion about porn. It probably isn’t anything that would make for a great listen and we abandon the interview idea pretty quickly. We decide to do an on camera interview for their web site at some point in the future. Again, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to look at me on camera so I suggest she have a girl sit in my lap to block me from view. Though probably self-serving, I still think that’s a good idea.
Eye Candy: I’ve got an email interview with Sasha Grey coming up. Until then, enjoy Sasha looking lovely in pigtails.
From the Valley to Hollywood: I said my good byes and bailed on the Valley for a lunch interview with Bridgette Monroe in Hollywood. We agree to meet at the 101 Café at just after noon. I make great time and arrive before Bridgette. The place isn’t too busy, but looks like a hang out for local Hollywood types. Bridgette shows up looking great in jeans and a pair of big Dior sunglasses. She has a big smile on her face and seems not to notice that even basic street clothes, she is turning heads. They give us a booth and almost on cue, the place fills up. Bridgette wonders out loud if it’s too noisy, but I remind her that I generally interview people on the floor of the AEE. It’s a lot louder there. On the other hand, in Vegas no one worries about saying “I just love to fuck” loud enough for people to hear. Bridgette has a lot to say about porn and that makes sense. She has been in the porn business, off and on for nearly twenty years. We let the recorder roll as we order and eat lunch. I’m sure the interview will need some cleaning up to get the audio levels right and to cut out some of the chewing. Bridgette is an open book, talking about the good old days with a little bit of mist in her eyes. She genuinely cares about the people she has befriended over the years. It is a very different kind of interview. There is still a lot of talk of sex. She loves younger guys these days and appreciates the kind of stamina they bring to the table. I put her on the spot and ask for some dirty talk and she does a remarkably good job given how close we are to other people. There are some big plans in her future, but for now she is back, ready to perform and delight her new fans as well as her old ones. (Like me.) By the time we’re done I have a lot more than audio than I expected and will have to do some editing, but I think we struck a good balance between talk of the old days and good stuff about her immediate future. On our way out, she points out some of the memorabilia on the wall and tells me the Mel Brooks is her favorite director. Any woman with such great taste has to be fun, right? We say good bye at around 2:30. Bridgette is off to Griffith Park to ride her new horse and I’m back behind the wheel.
Eye Candy: I couldn’t find any good galleries of Brigette, so here is Davia Ardell in a gallery from MILFsGetFucked.com.
Long Way Home: We planned this whole thing so I could get on the road before rush hour. After all, the 45 miles from Hollywood to my house can be hell at that time. I take the 5 down to the 10, heading east just in time to hear that there is a major accident in Baldwin Park. I wonder out loud just how many fucking “major accidents” there are on the LA freeways in a day. It’s been a good day, but I’m tired. Got up too early, not nearly enough caffeine and I’ve been sitting almost the whole time. I break out the recorder on the way home and try out a few short audio blogs. I wonder if people will want to listen, but at least I know they won’t have to look at me while I do them. Perhaps when I am done with these two interviews I will record and post the audio blogs. I make it around the accident and chug on home, showing up at just around a quarter to give. Two and a quarter hours to get home from Hollywood. Good thing I didn’t leave during rush hour. It was a good day. I had a chance to talk with two very special women in this industry. They may not be the typical porn interviews, but I hope you find them interesting. I also hope that it won’t take me four hours and forty five minutes to edit the damn things. Nearly five hours of driving. As I pull into the driveway I mutter to no one at all “this is why I don’t do this.” I also wonder to myself just when I might be able to do it again.
Eye Candy: If you made it through all of that, you need something big as a finale. How about Hillary Scott getting gang banged? Works for me.
