Bill Cosby Has 99 Problems So Will Ryder Delivers New Porn Movie
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DVD Available from Pulse Distribution Robert Plarksi
(Hollywood, CA) It seems that Bill Cosby has 99 problems but you might as well add one more with the October 20th release of a new porn movie from X-Play called Not Bill Cosby XXX Puddin’ My Dick Where it Don’t Belong. The hilarious sex flick directed by Will Ryder features a very entertaining Cosby in a series of television interviews with a news reporter hell-bent on diving head first into the sexual assault allegations levied by numerous beautiful women. The DVD is now available from Pulse Distribution and salesman Rob Plarski confirms this is a very fast seller.
“Big time,” Plarski rejoiced.
“Yes young lady drink up, that’s how it works. It works better…..I mean it gets you buzzed better that way,” states Cosby during one crazy scene as he offers a stiff drink and a stiff something else to a gorgeous young lady. To be fair, Mr. Cosby is presumed innocent and those words come from Thomas Ward the actor who eerily resembles Bill Cosby right down to his face, voice and underwear. In fact Ward’s performance is so mind blowing- although we hear Cosby prefers other things blown, you’d think you’re witnessing Cosby.
See for yourself as a new PG trailer is now available on YouTube https://youtu.be/6IhQzgk8yVo
“Every day there seems to be more women coming forward claiming he had sex with them,” stated Ward as he prepared to go on stage with Eddie Griffin at the Rio in Las Vegas. “Cosby should have just paid them girls back in the day. Ain’t that the American way?”
The reason Not Bill Cosby Puddin’ My Dick Where it Don’t Belong is already garnering strong DVD orders is because Cosby seems to appear in the news every day as more women come forward alleging sexual misconduct.
“The release of our movie is perfectly timed and we knew it would be a huge selling sex flick because people love scandal,” remarked Will Ryder.
“Bill Cosby is an iconic American figure so this is really a huge story and there seems no end to the parade of sexy women coming forward with their personal stories. I have a lot of sympathy for anybody that is a victim but I’m sure a few of them are just sniffing for cash.” Ryder remarked.
Both Ward and Ryder agreed that sexual abuse is no laughing matter but some women especially young impressionable women often put themselves in prime position to be taken advantage by entering places they should not be in with celebrities. By following a few basic rules these women could save themselves some memories.
“Don’t get so drunk where you have no clue if somebody is slipping you a mickey,” Ward said.
“And never get on a tour bus with a rap music group at one AM after a concert,” stated Ryder.
“Because if you do you’re going to end up on the business end of a big dick.” added Thomas Ward.
With that the interview was over as laughter became uncontrollable.
Will Ryder and X-Play is not assuming or stating that Mr. Cosby is guilty of any crime associated with the public accusations levied against him. They are only creating a humorous parody of his life and that of his TV show because that’s what they do. They are not poking fun at the women but they are making fun of Bill Cosby so before you start writing letters make sure you watch the movie.
Not Bill Cosby XXX Puddin’ My Dick Where it Don’t Belong is an X-Rated parody and is funny as hell but it is not endorsed, sponsored or created by Bill Cosby, NBC Television, Carsey-Werner Productions, Viacom Enterprises, Paramount Domestic Television, or any of their distributors, actors, producers, writers or their assignees. They didn’t make this. We did!
Order it today! https://youtu.be/6IhQzgk8yVo
For wholesale DVD orders of Not the Cosbys XXX; Puddin’ My Dick Where it Don’t Belong contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 818 435-1602 fax robert@pulsedistribution.com
