This Ain’t Modern Family XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
116 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Andre Madness
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Comedy, Threesomes, Star Wars
2015
STARS: Luna Star, Britney Amber, Cassidy Banks, Katrina Jade, Dick Chibbles, Jade Nile, James Bartholet, Ryan McLane, Richie Calhoun, Tommy Gunn, Kyle Stone, Judas Morgan
REVIEW-
I am surprised no one has done this one already. Modern Family is one of the most popular sit-coms on TV right now and it actually has some interesting characters ripe for XXX parody fun. Hustler has given us some good ones in the past and director Andre Madness is a very talented guy. All signs point to something good. The movie is shot similar to way the sit-com is, so it has a nice feel to it. It also has a few good laughs. I like the script and the way they mixed in some characters into the action in unique ways. The cast is pretty good as well. Cassidy Banks stars as the naughty Dumphy daughter Haley. She fucks Tommy Gunn in the opening scene. I really like Cassidy and she is well cast here. Claire and Phil are played nicely by Britney Amber and Richie Calhoun. This TV couple has a kinky streak and they play that well here. Britney looks really good, fucks with her usual energy and gets a chance to act a bit which is nice to see. Luna Star drops in with a very timely bit of Star Wars role play as she proves that a good Princess Leia fantasy can turn a gay man straight, at least for a half hour or so. The grand finale features Jade Nile as the sassy trophy wife who treats her husband (Dick Chibbles sporting a haircut that should earn him an award) to a threesome with super sexy Katrina Jade. Overall this is a simple flick with some good laughs, hot sex and enough good stuff to make me want to see them bring the cast back for a second installment.
Cassidy Banks & Tommy Gunn
Naughty girls Haley (Cassidy Banks) is dating an older club owner (Tommy Gunn) against her parents’ wishes. This just makes the busty young brunette want to bring him into her room to fuck him while mom and dad are messing around a few feet away. He likes her spirit and loves putting his cock between her big natural boobs. She enjoys the way he goes down on her and then greedily sucks his cock. Anyone who watches the show knows that Haley is a bit of a tart so the way she sucks him like a pro fits rather nicely. They move to missionary fairly quickly. Cassidy is very cute but her energy level seems to kind of plateau during this scene and just stall. There are some really nice looking shots of her half on the bed with her ass arched and her heels still on. She gets on top and shows off a really nice ass. He pulls out and shoots onto her naughty-girl slit. I like her and the scene is well shot. It just doesn’t have the kind of huge sparks I was hoping for from the opener.
Britney Amber & Richie Calhoun
Adventurous Claire (Britney Amber) finds some Big Ass porn in her bed and knows what peckish hubby Phil (Richie Calhoun) really likes. It takes her a while to figure the whole thing out, but eventually she manages to smother him with the right body part. Once she really gets going, Britney rides his face and loves having his tongue buried in her hole. He gets behind her, grabs her hips and has her nearly screaming in no time. When she rolls over, Britney pulls her legs to her chest and loves the way he fucks her hot pussy. He ends up cumming all over her big tits. As far as a Phil and Claire fantasy fuck scenes go, this one pretty much is what I would expect.
Luna Star & Richie Calhoun
Cam (James Bartholet) is convinced that his husband Mitch (Richie Calhoun) is not gay any more. So he takes him to a swingers party and locks him in a room with a swinging Slave Leia (Luna Star). She is quite cute and really gets into the role play. Richie plays it nervous and tries to escape a few times. Stripping down to just her collar, she sticks her ass in the air and starts sucking his cock. Spoiler alert: He rises to the occasion and betrays the cause. He eats her pussy until it is wet enough to just slip right over his dick as she grinds her hips. Luna has a really nice looking ass and we get to stare at it for quite a while as she bounces on his pole. I am not sure if this fantasy side trip really ranks high on fan fiction requests, but it’s a lot of fun to watch. He flips her over and pushes a leg high in the air. The strokes get hard enough to make her perky boobs seriously shake as he drives it home. Really nice lookins action as he pulls out and sprays all over her ass.
Jade Nile, Katrina Jade & Dick Chibbles
Also at the party are Jay (Dick Chibbles) and his younger, hot Latina trophy wife Gloria (Jade Nile.) As luck would have it, Gloria wants a three-way and they find a willing girl in Katrina Jade. They take the action into the bedroom where the girls head things up together right away. Jay dives on in, eating his wife while Katrina is riding her pretty face. Everyone seems very happy with the amount of tongue to pussy contact there is all the way around. The girls decide to share his cock, passing it back and forth between them for a while. Jade is really pretty, but Katrina takes first prize for cock sucking in this scene. Jay fucks both women, taking his time and enjoying his wife before working into Katrina in spoon. There is some interesting footage with both women side by side on the bed and their legs up in the air. He moves from pussy to pussy for a couple of strokes, fully enjoying the variety afforded to him by his wife’s incredible fantasy. He pulls out and shoots all over Jade’s face and Katrina’s boobs. This is a whole lot of fun.
Bonus: Hustler Trailers, Slide Show, Commercials
