Blog: 3/21
Porn News, Bracket Busted & More Reality TV Notes
Nearly Punk’d by the Po-Po: Matt Zane’s Punk’d Ur Ass series (Volume 1 Review, Volume 2 Review) has brought us some funny moments along the way. Would be porn studs have to jump through a series of hoops and perform outrageous stunts in order to get the girl. Things almost got out of hand when shooting volume three however. Oliver Sanchez was given a relatively simple task. He was to drive around the Valley ordering fast food for the crew. There was a catch of course. He had to do it all naked in a convertible with the top down. Zane thought it would be a good idea, but apparently some of the counter jockeys were less than amused.
“I thought the people working at the drive through would get a kick out of it.”said Zane. “The first drive through didn’t seem to mind but that changed fast when the male cashier came to the window. He started yelling and screaming at Oliver about calling the cops. I was hiding around the corner filming and couldn’t make out exactly what was going on but he was pissed. When I heard the word police I started running back to one of the get-away cars.”
Zane’s brother Mark generally serves as back up male talent for these shoots. When the guys can’t complete their tasks, the honor of nailing the pussy goes to Mark. He almost got more than he bargained for on this one.
“Three cop cars passed us about one mile up the road as we were getting away.” said Mark Zane. “I was sure when I woke up this morning that someone was going to jail. Nudity in public such as streaking is a felony. I can’t believe Oliver did it. It’s amazing what guys will do for pussy.”
This was just the first stunt to be filmed for volume three. Zane will be completing the project over the new weeks. Past stunts have included fighting a 11 time world champion kickboxer, getting pelted with paintballs and oil wrestling fat chicks. It isn’t always pretty, but it is always fun to watch.
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Bracket Busted: One day in and my brackets are already busted to hell. USC bombed out, Kentucky and Drake both fell. My upsets didn’t come in either. I was banking on Arizona and St. Mary’s. So far though, only one of my Sweet 16 teams (U Conn) is out. What a great game that was. USD pulling it out. Growing up in San Diego I was always an SDSU fans, but I had friends who went to USD and it’s great to see them advance. Not such good news for Fullerton. Nice to see them in the dance, but the tiny Titans were one and done. And hey, Davidson just won. I had that game. How many of you out there have a perfect bracket still? Be honest.
Eye Candy: What better way to follow up a basketball story than with a pair of cute cheerleaders celebrating a big win by eating pussy.
Reality TV Update: Yeah, I’m still watching American Idol. I TiVo it so I don’t have to sit through an hour of Ryan Seacrest stretching the 60 second elimination announcement into a full hour, but I watch it. Yesterday I mentioned that Ramiele is totally hot, but will one day look like Yoda. Today it’s the guys. There is something I really don’t like about David Cook. Perhaps it is his arrogance or his ability to always look like he’s just a little too pleased with himself. Then again, maybe it’s the Kurt Lockwood comb forward he’s got going. Come to think of it, that ego, the sense of entitlement and the hair all kind of add up to Lockwood don’t they? I don’t like David Castro either. It might be his goofy “aren’t I cute” grin or his pretentious poser aura. Then again, it could just be the fact that he totally fucked up Star Wars Episode 1. Screw you Jar Jar. Screw you hard.
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