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Reader Email, Review Segment on Playboy Next Week
Playboy Radio: As some of you know, I show up occasionally on Playboy Radio’s Adult DVD Review Show. My good friend Adam Grayson and Aimee Cook host that show and have me review a few flicks every month or so. Next week, I will make my debut on a different Playboy Radio show. On Tuesday April 22nd, I will be doing a call in review segment during Night Calls with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn. Those of you who have read my site over the years know that Christy holds a special place in my heart and in my porn history. She was my very first “favorite” porn star and still one of the nicest women in the industry I have met. I will try very hard to keep my boyhood crush in check as I review of a movie for them. Not sure which movie I will do yet, but I’m sure I’ll come up with something. The segment should be in the first half hour of the show, so sometime between 4 and 4:30 California time on Tuesday. Tune in and by all means, let me know what you think, good, bad or otherwise.
Eye Candy: While I’m on the show I will try not think of how fucking hot Christy looks in this set from Suze Randall’s site.
Political Stew #1: You have all read how angry at I am at Congress for wasting so damn much time on the steroid/baseball issue. (Still waiting for Congress to call for mandatory drug testing for themselves. Anyone? How about blood alcohol testing? No?) Now we get word that at least three members of congress are calling for an investigation into the BCS formula. That’s right. We have two wars going on, a world-wide threat from Islama-Facists, economic troubles at home and members of congress from Georgia, Hawaii and Idaho think that their time is best spent looking into how the NCAA picks which teams will play in its championship game. You chuckleheads can’t even decide if you should care enough to look into how we choose a President and you think you’re going to make heads or tails of the BCS? How about if you investigate how Congress decides which laws will be enforced before you spend time and money looking into college football. Friggin morons.
Eye Candy: Since Congress can’t control the border, at least we can get some good porn out of the deal. Here is Marisol in a video gallery from BorderBangers.com.
Gas Story: I was watching the local news at lunchtime yesterday and they ran a story on the rising price of gas. They talked about how it might hit four bucks a gallon soon and interviewed people at the pump. There was the woman who said that she was made because “oil companies posted the biggest profits in the history of the world” and the guy who said “it really hurts.” They ran a graphic that shows the affect of the 75 cent increase over the past few years. At two tanks a week it’s close to a grand a year. That’s not small change for sure. What I found really interesting though was not said or shown prominently. Thanks to my DVR I was able to just rewind the story. The woman who complained about the “biggest profits in the history of the world” was filling up an empty SUV. Hey lady. Do you know WHY oil companies are making such huge profits? Because demand in this country is at an all time high. Wanna know one of the reasons why? Because people like you are buying huge cars that get less than a dozen miles to the gallon and then tool around town in them alone. Why not just drive a freaking school bus? The guy who complained about how much it hurt? He was filling up a shiny new compensation truck. Look, I know gas prices hurt. That’s part of what scares me about our next President. These new gas taxes on the table could jack prices up even more. I want money spend on alternative fuels. But these chuckleheads at the pump are just sad. If it hurts to fill your tank then try buying cars that get better mileage. Try driving smaller cars when you’re out alone without the kids. Try writing your Congressman and asking them to open up our natural resources for oil drilling. Ask them to help speed the process of setting up the first new refinery in decades. You can’t be part of the demand problem, refuse to do anything about the supply problem and then whine about it. Well yeah, you can. That’s the beauty of America. You can do that and you can even get some bobbleheads to nod along with you. Just please get you frigging monster SUV out of the my way. I’ve got places to go.
Eye Candy: The folks at Naughty America have a new site. Here is a gallery from IHaveAWife.com featuring the always delicious Sunny Lane.
Luke Ford: The other day, my friend Willie D from XPT sent me to a site where Luke Ford was doing a live web cam feed. This was the real Luke Ford. Not new Luke or Scott Fayner as Luke or whoever else might be living on a Luke Ford domain. Real Luke has grown a disturbing beard and looks like he might be in a pre-terrorist phase. Luke was sitting at his desk holding court as our moral leader. I watched for a while as he fielded questions, chuckled and listened to the same Abba tune over and over. It was strange to say the least, but also the sort of thing that could easily steal away your afternoon if you stare long enough. It’s interesting because I would list Luke as among the best “friends” I have made in the industry and yet I have had numerous people say or write to me over the years “you know he hates you right?” It was nice to see Luke, but that beard….worse than Tod Hunter’s.
Obama, No Mas: So after that horrendous snooze fest earlier this week, Obama says he doesn’t want to debate any more. That’s what happens when you get pounded man. Hillary pretty much handed him his head and every time Obama tries to explain one his flubs, he looks worse. Whether it’s trying to explain away the racist, anti-Semitic rants of his pastor, wiggle his way around his association with murderer Bill Ayers or weasel out of offensive remarks he made while pandering to San Francisco elitists, the Senator from Illinois just loses his cool veneer whenever he is pushed on anything. Look, I don’t blame you for not wanting to debate. You’re ahead in the race, facing a pitbull in Hillary and you lose points every time you have to go off page. But if you think it’s bad now, wait until you have to answer questions on taxes, that whole “bomb Afghanistan” foreign policy and what to do about the border. You are going to praying for the good old days when the toughest questions were about flag pins.
Eye Candy: In case you haven’t noticed, Memphis Monroe is fucking hot.
Impressive Movies: I watched a couple of impressive movies already this weekend. I didn’t expect to think much of New Sensations’ The Whore Within Me but I really did. It has the look and cast of an alt-porn snooze fest, but is very, very good. It’s a dark and dirty with a great performance from Bobbi Starr. It has a great look and wonderful energy. Check it out. It has a little something for everyone. I liked it even though the cast isn’t my favorite. Another movie that was better than the cast was Big Tits at Work 2. It has great office sex fantasy appeal and some good scenes from girls you might not expect to be this good. Check out both of those movies. They are worth a look.
Eye Candy: Someone needs to do something about teen addictions. This poor girl is hooked on cock that she needs two at once.
Bill Maher Tastes Foot…Again: Oh come on. Bill Maher called the Pope a Nazi, the head of a child molesting cult and offended countless Catholics the world over. Come on. He’s a comedian folks. He said it as part of his monologue. Was it offensive? Well yeah. Was it obnoxious? Yeah. But it was a joke. That’s who he is people. He’s an offensive, obnoxious jackass who lives to piss people off because that’s the only way anyone would even notice him. Let’s just relax. No one has the right not to be offended by a bad comedian. (Except for the people offended by Michael Richards apparently) He has a right to say stupid crap and you have a right not to watch his show. Then you would only hear about his offensive shit when it makes the news. Frankly I’m more offended that this duckweed still thinks he can a Libertarian and support Ralph Nader. That’s offensive.
Eye Candy: This might offend some of you…Lana Croft getting blasted with copious amounts of cock cream on FuckedUpFacials.com
Reader Email: Yesterday I wrote about the Marilyn Monroe BJ movie and asked if there was a celebrity than any of you would pay 100 bucks to see fuck and suck. I got this response.
Dave Writes
Roger, to answer your question on who I would pay to see in a sex tape would be Brittany Spears. She has an amazing body and a set of lips that could suck the chrome off of a bumper.What do you think? Dave
Rog Replies: Dave I couldn’t agree more. Britney is still sexy as hell even with all of her problems. As long as she was sober enough to know what she was doing I would pay a pretty penny to see Britney use her lips and hips more than singing and teasing. Anyone else?
Eye Candy: RealityKingsPass bring us Shyla Stylez looking awesome from BigTitsBoss.com
