Exxxotica Miami Beach Report

Mr. Blue Lou Boyle Checks in From the Sunshine State

Since I couldn’t make it down to Miami for the Exxxotic Expo Mr. Blue Lou Boyle was kind enough to volunteer to give us a report. I wish to thank him profusely, not for going to the show and hanging out with hot porn chicks, but for taking the time to write about it afterwards. Thanks Lou.

*** Exxxotica Miami Beach 08′ *** Mr. Blue Lou Boyle Reporting

I arrived at the Miami Beach Convention Center Sat. at 5pm to a complete mob scene. No parking within a few blocks, people walking everywhere, protesters across the street.
After finally parking, me and a friend walked to the entrance. My friend noticed Brianna Love leaving. She was the first of a few stars that weren’t even scheduled to appear. I yelled hi and bye to Brianna as I went inside.
I heard Jesse Jane’s voice inside. She was hosting a best body contest on stage.
Inside, I saw Monstar, Tony Batman, and noahped (along with his camera), then I saw the beautiful, incredible, Jenna Haze at The Fantasy Island/Genesis booth. Jenna lost her voice, screaming over loud music, at an after party the night before with Joanna Angel. Also at the same booth were Stormy Daniels, Nautica Thorn, Eva Angelina, and Bree Olson. A true Fantasy Island of females , all in one booth.
The center booth, right at the entrance, had the longest lines all day long….for Ron Jeremy?!?! The Hedgehog wasn’t on my must see list…so I moved on to Gina Lynn’s booth, with her monster truck parked inside , at the center of her booth. Gina and Travis were there, talking to April Flowers, who wasn’t scheduled to appear, but she lives in Florida, and was just walking around, talking to her friends in the biz.
Pretty Lexi Love was at her own booth, and I was happy I had a chance to talk to her.
The Evil Angel booth was very crowded with only one star signing; The popular Belladonna. I got a chance to talk to Tricia Devereax (one of the nicest people in this business), who was next to Belladonna.
I saw Tera Patrick’s booth, just as she was taking a break. It seems Tera has started to get a sleeve of tattoo’s on one arm. Replacing Tera, during her break was Sasha Grey. Of course Sasha looked as incredible as ever.
At the Cezar Capone booth, I saw Ruby Knox. First time seeing her in person. Absolutely beautiful! I saw Lee Stone talking to some fans.The Lucky Lee Stone co-starred with Briana Love in “Brianna Love is Buttwoman”. I’m still waiting to perform my first scene with Brianna Love.
One last trip back to the Fantasy Island/Genesis booth. I now see Roxy Deville signing. She told me she has a new big budget film coming out from Playboy/Spice , where she’ll be doing blowbang! She also has anal scheduled for an upcoming project. I took an incredble pic with Roxy before leaving.
Off to the after parties.
The first was hosted by Jesse Jane and Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn, Travis Knight, and Joey Silvera?! showed up, right after I left( a couple of my friends who stayed, I met up afterwards informed me ). I didn’t see Joey at the convention, or expect him to be in Miami.
The second party was hosted by Belladonna.
Tricia, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, and Lexi Love showed up as I was leaving to go to the third party.
The third party was hosted by Cezar Capone. Lela Star and Ruby Knox were there. Ruby said she’d like to do a blowbang soon , possibly for her own site. I told Ruby I’d like to see her work with some of my favorite directors, and that I’d be writing them and suggesting her for their films.
After this last party, I was done for the night. Exxxotica Miami Beach 3 , over and out.
This was definitely more crowded than the last two years of the convention. Lots more advertising in newspapers, radio, and tv spots helped bring people out. I’m sure I’ll be writing about it again next year.
Also forgot to mention I saw the Bang Brothers Van inside the convention.
Also I saw Paola Rey and Keeani Lei inside the convention.
It was a rough day and night to keep track of everything and everyone…but it was fun.
Pictures to follow…