Little Spermaid
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
128 Mins
Dreamzone
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Mermaids, Big Tits, Blondes
2013
STARS: Riley Reid, Ryan Driller, Summer Brielle, Tommy Pistol, Brooklyn Chase, Derrick Pierce, Courtney Taylor, Evan Stone
REVIEW-
This little parody is a cute idea poorly cast and horribly executed. Wow, that was harsh opening statement. I can’t really bag on the main casting I guess. Riley Reid is cute as fuck in this early effort. She isn’t given much to do outside of her sex scenes. That’s too bad because she could have made this fun to watch. Instead we get very limited dialog and story. It’s basic. Riley comes to the shore and falls in love with a Prince. OK, his NAME is Prince, but whatever. After a very ordinary BJ scene as a mermaid, Riley disappears until the end of the movie. In her absence we get three scene that mostly forgettable. Summer Brielle is supposed to be the evil witch, but she has nothing to do but scream her way through an unimpressive fuck. Courtney Taylor hooks up in a scene with Evan Stone that just feels like filler. Brooklyn Chase provides the lone highlight here. She looks good, shows off her assets really well and keeps the middle from being a total flop. Riley comes back for the inevitable happy ending and shows the star potential that we have seen blossom. Sadly they cut her BJ short this time, robbing her of the chance to make up for the poorly shot opener. Overall not even some cute shots of young Riley riding a hard cock can save this. It is lazy, poorly thought out and sexually sleepy making this one of Dreamzone’s most disappointing parodies.
Riley Reid & Ryan Driller
Ryan is about to get married, but is having some issues. He only feels at home when he is at the beach. He heads there to clear his head, but then nearly drowns. As luck would have it, a cute mermaid, Princess Areola (Riley Reid) saves him. He is a little thrown by the fact that she’s a mermaid, but when Riley says “I want to feel you, in my mouth†all bets are off. Slipping off her bikini top, Riley delivers some topless head with her tiny titties on display. She works her mouth up and down on his cock with not much to hear but the sound of the waves crashing behind them and an occasional gag when Riley goes down too far. Normally you can’t go wrong with a Riley BJ, but this one lacks shots of her face as she sucks and ends up feeling like a throw away scene just to move the plot along. She finally makes him cum and eats it up like a cum-starved little slut, but we are off to a surprisingly slow start.
Summer Brielle & Tommy Pistol
After hearing Ryan’s story, Tommy isn’t sure what to think. Before he can consider calling county mental health, there is knock at the door. Cursela (Summer Brielle) is there to copulate with the land dweller of the house. It’s a case of mistaken identity, but faced with her insane set of blow up boobs and matching lips, Tommy agrees. She moves her clothes aside (No tentacles on this sea creature) and licks her pussy. Freeing her funbags she gags on his dick, drooling all over her massive chest. After a short and fairly loud fuck, he goes back to her mouth. This time she takes him pretty easily, wrapping those thick lips around the base as he pushes his balls to her chin. Pulling her on top of him, Tommy fucks her while she shows off her big ass. This scene is very routine with some decent energy, extreme body parts and some nice bouncing boobs shots. This would be fine, if it was nice and short. Instead it goes about ten minutes too long before coming to an end when he cums on her face.
Brooklyn Chase & Derrick Pierce
In an actual throw away scene, lifeguards Brooklyn Chase and Derrick Pierce do their best to liven things up. They saw the lighting and heard the thunder that made Areola disappear and can’t think of any better way to celebrate the rare occurrence than to fuck on the couch. He gets her out of her red swimsuit and starts licking her pretty shaved pussy. In return, she offers some great looking head. I’ve always enjoyed Brooklyn Chase and her BJ is the first one in this movie that stands out. It helps that it is shot in a way that shows off her face as she sucks and occasionally pulls back to reveal those awesome breasts. He pulls her on top of him and grabs her neck to choke her while she rides his hard dick. Her energy is very good, but it’s the bouncing tits in reverse cowgirl that steal the show. Derrick bends her over and grabs Brooklyn by the hair. He doesn’t slow down at all and she loves every hard thrust. They get into some semi-doggy where she opens up enough to keep her boobs in the shot. Derrick finishes her off with a shot across her lovely chest.
Courtney Taylor & Evan Stone
Ryan’s bride to be, Courtney Taylor, takes the news of his love affair with the mermaid pretty well. It helps that she quickly moves on to Areola’s dad, King Two Ton (Evan Stone) right away. He shows her his royal staff and she sucks the blues away. She starts by licking his balls until they are shiny and ready to shoot. Moving to his cock, the dirty blonde sucks and strokes until he is at full attention. Mounting up in reverse cowgirl, she rubs his cock against her pussy for a bit before popping it in there. He turns her over and fucks her while covering her mouth. As soon as that hand moves, she is yelling loudly and giving him quite a fuck. He flips her over so she is on top and spreads her pussy while he drills that hot little hole. The piledriver is pretty hot. Her pussy looks very juicy and her boobs defy gravity even upside-down. Damn those are some industrial strength bolt ons. They finish up with a facial, but this is another mostly throw away scene.
Riley Reid & Ryan Driller
All that is left is for Areola to fuck her prince and live happily ever after. He grabs her out of the pool and takes her to the bed where she has magically sprouted legs. No sooner than she discovers that she has a pussy, Riley spreads it for finger fucking. She gives him head. Unlike last time, this one is really short which is too bad since they mostly missed the boat the first time around. Instead she quickly climbs on top and starts riding. She looks really good on top of him, arching her back to show off her hot little ass. Riley finally shows some of the energy we have come to know (This is an early scene) when he is banging her from behind. It picks things up and helps the end of the movie turn out pretty hot. Ryan flips her over, fucks that pussy hard and finally shoots his load all over her pussy. It’s a pretty hot ending to a mostly flat movie.
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