Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape
Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape
MOVIE TYPE: Celebrity
75 Mins
Vivid
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Celebrity Sex Tape, Blondes, Big Tits, Shaved Pussy, Foot Play, Tease, Solo, Toy Play
2013
STARS: Courtney Stodden
REVIEW-
I suppose we want to chalk this up as a celebrity sex tape. We have to kind of curve the definition of both “celebrity†and “sex†to get there. (Never mind “tape†that one is just too outdated to consider.) For those of you who don’t know Courtney Stodden from any other huge titted blonde, don’t feel bad. We didn’t used to know Kim Kardashian by name either. (Those my friends, were the good old days indeed.) Not that I would recommend not getting to know this particular huge hootered blonde regardless of how you feel about her status as a celebrity. She’s famous and she’s getting naked for Vivid, that is enough to get me interested. Calling it a sex tape is perhaps a bit of a stretch in comparison to the best the genre has to offer. Courtney doesn’t have a partner for this 75 minute romp. She teases, she rubs, she fingers, she covers herself in ice cream, bathes, showers and finally uses a few toys. It’s all solo, all Courtney and all pretty well put together. It’s tamer than a lot of the videos, but some people will love seeing Courtney without any dude in the way. I found myself really interested in watching Courtney get herself off. I would like to see her do some more. If this is her only entry into the celebrity sex tape genre, well Courtney gets a thumbs up and her massive tits get a pair way up. Beyond that, your mileage may vary.
Courtney shows up in Vegas and talks to the camera about how long she was on set. She assures her man that the production was cool and that she had a great day. Everyone is going out to party, but she wants to stay in and do something special. In the middle of telling a story about her assistant with a Tootsie Roll on her butt, room service arrives. We cut to the bathroom where the blonde is doing her hair and admiring her massive tits squeezed together in her lacy bra. I am all for looking at a sexy girl in lingerie, but it is clear that we are filling space to met the needed runtime.
Once her makeup is done, she changes and tells her man “no peeking.†Of course she gets naked right where the camera can see. This is actually a rather clever little angel to make the whole thing feel a little more like we are spying on young Courtney. Once she is all changed, Courtney goes to the big penthouse window and dances in a sexy little red robe. The tease shots of her cleavage are enough to keep most people watching to see what comes next. What comes next is several minutes of her shaking her hips and taking off her bra with her back to the camera. I love the tease here, but we still don’t even really get to see her topless
Nos dressed in a little ppink nightie, Courntey appears with her nipples out of her top as she rubs on those huge knockers. She runs her hands up and down her thighs and talks about touching herself. Her hand slips into her panties and she seems to be getting quite worked up. It’s still mostly R rated self pleasure, but there is some heat here.
Courtney comes back next with an ice cream cone. The idea is to have something sweet, but what it really ends up looking like is a BJ. She sucks the ice cream, gets it all over her chin and then makes a real mess. Fully naked now, Courtney rubs it on her big tits and her shaved pussy lips. It’s quite messy, but she giggles her way through it and makes sure to show off her body while she destroys that delicious treat. To add to the fun she covers her body in sprinkles next, finish up a very sweet solo tease.
Courtney gets clean with a bubble bath. Seh seems totally comfortable naked that this point, squeezing her boobs together and washing them repeatedly. This is very soft stuff, but it gives us a chance to stare at her boobs. We get the same opportunity when she switches to the shower. With no bubbles in the way, we can chack out her form as she rubs her back, feels up her ass and of course, grabs those giant hooters like she never wants to leg go. The camera gets in really close this time and we get to see teh blonde totally wet and rubbing her tits right up close. When everything is plenty steamy she spreads her legs, uses a fingertip vibrator and gets herself quivering in no time.
For the finale, the is naked on the bed with a moderately sized glass toy. OK moderate is being kind. It’s like a jumbo sized Ring Pop anbd it gets dwarfed between her massive melons. As she slips it into her pussy, Courtney delcares herself “so tight†and we would hope that she means it. She tells her man that she loves him while playing with herself it’s very sexy, but they cut the shot in such a way that her naughty bits are obscured or out of the shot for much of the action. This changes for a bit when she leans back and really gets working. But then she adjusts and we are blocked again. Courtney is goo for some hot talk and gives us some unobscured fingering at the end where her pretty legs ae spread and she diddles her clit until she gets off. This would be a great ending, but she tacks on some doggy which just would have fit more smoothly if it were edited in earlier. Overall though this is a pretty hot look at young Ms. Stodden
BONUS: Celeb Sampler (45 minutes of Vivid Celebrity action) 2 Bonus Scenes (Erica Lynn is Badd & Jessica Sierra)
