Lone Ranger: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
141 Mins
Dreamzone
DIRECTOR: Jordan Septo
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, westerns, prostitutes, costumes
2013
STARS: Ryan Driller, Adriana Luna, Anthony Rosano, Christie Stevens, Evan Stone, Macy Cartel, Natalie Moore, Cassidey, Ryan McLane, Xander Corvus, Seth Gamble,
REVIEW-
The man in the mask is back in this XXX parody. Ryan Driller plays the Lone Ranger in a movie that is actually pretty good. I have always been a sucker for porn westerns so this one is kind of fun. There is a story here that could have been a little better developed, but keeps the action moving forward at a decent pace. The sex is all right. There is a distinct lack of star power. The movie came out a while ago and I grabbed it while cleaning out the office. The fact that most of the girls have just kind of faded quietly shows that there aren’t any real A listers. Adriana Luna is the hottest of the bunch. Playing Tonto, she kicks a little ass, shows a lot of skin and then shines in the finale with Driller. That one is worth waiting for. The rest of the action is all right. I really like Christie Stevens so I found her scene with Evan Stone to be pretty hot. Cassidey is always pretty and is pretty hot here. Natalie Moore and Macy Cartel round out the cast. Their scenes score points if you like the costumes or want to see a wife fuck in front of her jailed husband, but are otherwise forgettable. This one isn’t bad, but it’s mostly for people who like western costumes and themes with basic sex scenes. Nothing to write home about, but worth a like if you dig it.
Natalie Moore, Xander Corvus & Seth Gamble
With Butch Cavendish running roughshod over the entire town, his men get a chance to celebrate. Xander and Seth are entertained by busty saloon girl Natalie Moore. She gets right to work, dutifully sucking both of their cocks. I like the costuming here. It adds a layer to the scene. Xander is up to the task, but for some reason Seth is lagging way behind and needs a lot of extra sucking to get up to the ask. When Xander bends her over, she has plenty of time to devote to sucking the other dick. The guys take turns in the same position, with Natalie bent over showing off her round ass while he her bobs non-stop on the other lap. They flip her over which gives us a really nice look at her big boobs. The scene is all right, but the energy level stays rather flat. The guys are pretty silent and the scene seems to drag a bit because of it. Natalie’s nice body, especially her natural rack, and the costume/fantasy play help give it some heat until the guys can cum on her face.
Cassidey & Ryan McLane
The bad guys in this movie all seem to have a thing for working girls. Ryan McLane is supposed to meet two other guys in taking out a stagecoach, but not before he drops one into Cassidey. She likes the idea of all the money he is going to bring back after the job, but is even more thrilled by the prospect of his hard cock in her mouth. The beautiful brunette is very playful as she gets him out of his clothes. As she slowly strokes him with her hand and licks the head, Cassidey lets us know how much she likes it with some hot dirty talk. The blowjob is good, in no small part to this stunning woman’s lovely eyes. She stretches out on the bed, looking up at him while he fucks her. When he flips her over he manages to slam the living hell out of that tight little pussy. Her energy picks up as the scene progresses and the fishnet stockings really add some nice visuals to a pretty hot scene. She keeps telling him that she wants his cum on her asshole. He takes his time, but eventually shoots his wad all over her hot crack just like she asked.
Macy Cartel & Anthony Rosano
After three of his men end up in jail, Butch (Anthony Rosano) shows up to ask the Sheriff (Evan Stone) how that happened. He locks the lawman up and then puts the moves on his blonde wife (Macy Cartel). Turning the first chance she gets, Macy is only too happy to feel the outlaw’s hands on her tiny breasts. Once he strips her down to her stockings, Butch spreads the Sheriff’s wife’s legs and eats her pussy right in front of him. She enjoys putting on a show and takes his dick into her mouth like she hasn’t had anything between her lips in a while. He spins her around and fucks her from behind. Macy spreads her legs pretty wide as she gets fucked in mish on the desk. The old timey clothes are interesting, and banging the Sheriff’s wife in front of him has some fantasy appeal. Other than that, this scene is pretty ordinary and mostly a throw-away effort. He cums in her pussy and she finger feeds herself as they wrap up.
Christie Stevens & Evan Stone
With Butch on the run, the Sheriff is ready to retire. Christie Stevens (The local Madame) has the hots for him and offers to be good company if he takes her out west with him. The pretty blonde gets him out of his pants quickly and lovingly sucks his rod. Hey, if his wife can bang a bad guy, then he can get some naughty action as well. When he pulls up her dress and checks out her ass it is clear that he has traded up. Christie has a great little body and is happy to have his dick deep inside of her. The big tattoo on her ass doesn’t quite fit with the theme of the movie, but otherwise her look is dead on. She rolls over and smiles up at him as he pounds deep into her horny little hole. She looks really good working her hips in reverse cowgirl. He spins her around for a nice shot on the face. Christie fucks him with enough energy to make him forget all about his wife and get ready for a new life of hot sex and malaria or whatever is waiting on their journey.
Adriana Luna & Ryan Driller
And now for the moment most of us never wanted to see in the original. The sexual tension between Lone Ranger and Tonto is too much and they celebrate with some naked fun. They undress each other slowly. Adriana is super hot, by far the best looking woman in the movie. By the time she gets her lips on his cock, he looks ready to go. Adriana never really got the attention she deserved. She’s super pretty and shows good enthusiasm here. Great looking BJ. He returns the favor and has her little pussy nice and slick as she drops her body down onto his. When she turns around, we get a perfect view of that hot body. I’m sure we aren’t supposed to enjoy the costume here and someone will find it problematic, but Adriana looks fantastic. The doggy is well shot with just enough of an arch in her back to really make that butt pop. When she is on her back they get going hard enough to show off her natural, perky boobs as they shake all over the place. He pulls out and shoots on her chest. Adriana leans in and gets a good taste as he empties his sack for her.
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