Blog: Sunday Funday
Trying to be Little Lighter
OK yesterday I spent a lot of time talking about Chasey and Shelley Lubben and I am sure we will pick that conversation up when the reader feedback comes in. For today let’s try and be a little lighter. Some porn stuff, a few silly sports and political stories and maybe, just maybe a little mainstream movie chat.
Eye Candy: Mike John is the king of POV. Here he is with Lanny Barbie
Best Ass in Porn?: I just finished reviewing Red Light’s Whatta Booty 5 (Review will be up in a day or two) and was pleased to see Tiffany Mynx in the cast. Hey if you’re going to shoot an ass movie why not start with the very best right? Watching her in this movie got me thinking about the best asses in the history of porn. Who do you guys think should be at the top of that list. Tiffany? Nina Hartley? Katja Kassin? Naomi? Brianna Love? Alexis Texas? Janet Jackme? Someone else? So I leave it to you, who has the best ass in the history of porn and who else should be on the list?
Eye Candy: Take a look at Tiffany taking on three at once in a gallery from Jules Jordan
The 75,000 Dollar Insult: Did you guys catch the story of the San Diego who allegedly humiliated a student by calling her “ugly” and then literally booting her in the butt on the way out the door? If not you can Read the Story Here. Basically the teacher called a fourteen year old girl “ugly” and a “brat” after the student questioned the price of a choir T-shirt. The girl has since left the school and the family refused the school district’s 75K settlement, opting for a law suit in excess of that amount. Let’s forget for a moment that the teacher was a blockhead and the family are petty greed bastards for asking for more than seventy five grand for what is a rather mind insult. It got me thinking. If this was worth 75K I should see a lawyer. You see back in college I was in a video production course. We had to do a lot of hands-on broadcast stuff including a live newscast. Each student took turns throughout the semester handing every job. Most everyone hated the idea of the on-air portion because we were shooters, not actors. Anyway, my day at the anchor desk comes and am sitting in front of the camera, trying not let anyone see my hands shaking. I had prepared myself well, knew my material and was all set to smile my way through the day, collect my grade and get back behind the camera. Thirty seconds before we go live, I hear the professor’s voice in the headset. “Mr. Pipe He says. You have the perfect face for broadcasting. I had just enough time to be equally confused and flattered before he finished his thought. Radio broadcasting that is. Yeah, everyone got a laugh back then too. If being called ugly is worth seventy five grand I wonder what this sort of insult might net me.
Eye Candy: I’ll bet no one every called Priva ugly in school. Not with those big tits of hers.
Second Generation Pornstar: We have seen some mother/daughter tandems in porn, some brother/sister teams and even a father/son duo. According to this story on Gene Ross’ site we may have a mother/son porn connection. According to the email, Tiffany Mynx has her 18 year old son all tested and ready to shoot a scene with Alana Evans. Alana has been searching for and shooting 18-22 year old guys for a while now so it would make sense. I fired off an email to Alana to see if the story is true. I’ve also fired one off to Van Damage as the email claims to be from his wife. (Which would explain the negative tone towards Tiff who was with Van for a number of years.) So if the story is true and if Tiffany is the driving force behind her son’s new career, how upsetting is it? He is 18 and can do what he wants. Is it a good thing that his mom is there to help guide him a little, maybe keep him safe? Would it be more or less creepy if it were a father taking his 18 year old daughter in to shoot with someone twice her age. (More, WAY more) And of course if the email is to be believed, Tiffany is going to be there on the set. How creepy might that be? It almost seems like a reality porn site, My Mom’s Hot Friend or something. (It’s already a site, run by Naughty America of course)
Eye Candy: Along those same lines here is the awesome Bridgette Monroe on My Friend’s Hot Mom.
Egghead Political Update: I could do one of these every day I think. Two recent political blunders from my home state have me shaking my head at the eggheads and idiots in control. First comes the decision put forth by a committee to Los Angeles City Council to implement a one-year moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in a 32-square-mile area, mostly in South Los Angeles. (Read the Story Here). It was sold as an attempt to reduce heath risks in certain segments of the city, this is just another frightening attempt to control what people do on a daily basis. Upset that there aren’t more supermarkets and five-star restaurants in her district, councilwoman Jan Perry wants to stop any new businesses from coming into her district unless fit what she feels the people need. I have news for the councilwoman. If her district would support more supermarkets there would BE more supermarkets. There aren’t more five-star restaurants because the district isn’t made up of people who going to spend 100 bucks for a nice dinner and some wine. If someone were to move in an open a nice, home style restaurant with say all-vegan cuisine guess what would happen? The hard working families who live in the district would still take their kids to McDonald’s because it’s cheap and (Be ready for a shock) the kids LIKE THE FOOD. What the councilwoman is doing is cutting off economic growth in her own district. Fast food restaurants will pop up just outside the “forbidden zone” and people will spend money in those businesses. Meanwhile, buildings will remain empty in Ms. Perry’s district making a bad situation worse. Does this egghead really think she can control what people eat?
Oh wait, perhaps she can. This week, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill to ban the use of trans-fats. The bill actually criminalizes food and would impose fines ranging from $25 to $1,000 on restaurants that violate the provisions. Hey look, I KNOW that trans fats are not good for us. To that I say SO FUCKING WHAT? The second you take a step to ban and criminalize things that aren’t good for us, you open a Pandora’s Box and hand over control to people who don’t deserve it. As porn fans we get up in arms any time some preacher comes out again porn. We brand Republicans as “Nazis” because they want to TRY and control what people watch. Where are these same voices when people ACTUALLY take things away from us? I am an adult and I control what goes into my body. I don’t smoke for lots of reasons, including the health risks. I drink in moderation and try to eat a sensible amount of good food. If I decide I want to spend my life eating Oreos until I die isn’t that MY choice? By giving control over to these nutbars we are moving closer to a time when they can take away all things that are bad for us. Cigarettes, alcohol, trans fats, red meat, ice cream, porn, fast food, TV, video games, contact sports, dirty looks, “unsafe” sex, oh yeah and abortion…..where does it end? How about this Governor, and you nit picking little pencil dicks at www.bantransfats.com (Read this site and be very, very afraid) why not let US decide what we put into our bodies? Keep your fucking nose, hands and laws out of my daily life.
