Doc Johnson: Lucid Dream #69 (Reviewed by Savana Switzer)
Overall rating: A+
Name: Doc Johnson’s Lucid Dream #69
Reviewer: Savana Switzer
Type of Toy: Waterproof vibrator
Bottom Line: A toy so amazing, you’ll wonder if it wasn’t just a dream.
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Manufacturer: Doc Johnson
Size: 4″ long, 5 1/2″ at widest point.
Material: Plastic
Best For: Vaginal stimulation.
Review: A+
After barely wading my way through my last round of finals at school, I was fairly desperate for some rest and relaxation, the kind that I knew can only be provided by a release of pent-up sexual frustration. Unfortunately for me, my preferred gal pal had already left for winter break, visiting her family in Indiana. That left me to my own electronic devices, so kindly sent to me by Rog in the spirit of the giving season. At the bottom of the care-package rested the new brainchild of Doc Johnson, the Lucid Dreams #69. Reading over the packaging, I found myself skeptical that a 4-inch long vibrator could possibly live up the hype of being both virtually silent, durably waterproof and “specially designed to find the mark.” However, to my (very climactic) surprise, the #69 scored a perfect bull’s eye.
To get in the mood, I hit the play button on my iPod, listening to a mix of Hinder, Nickelback and Disturbed while I slipped into a white corset and garter set that someone had so thoughtfully sent to me from my Frederick’s of Hollywood wish list. Imagining myself in a smoky back room with a certain doe-eyed porn actress, I worked myself up enough to gently slide in the first, rounded tier of the #69. Finding no resistance, I moved on to the next tier, shocked by the sudden ecstasy of the 5 1/2 inches that were deliciously causing me to expand (take a note, loyal readers: I’m not a length queen, but I’m a width snob and will take a wide guy over a long guy any day).
I switched on the first speed setting and found myself impressed that the #69 really was almost silent. I, however, was not, as I found it harder and harder to keep quiet, flooded by my own erotic release and the sensations of the radiating vibrations. I was so caught up in what I was experiencing that I couldn’t bring myself to move up to the next setting, afraid that it would be too much to handle and as a result, circumvent the massive orgasm I was building up.
When I did finally climax, it was a personal record for me, with only about eight minutes or so of interactions with the vibrator and manual stimulation. The truth is, when it comes to sex, I’m like a Porsche. I’m flashy, fun and a little on the exotic sideâ€â€but not always the easiest to get started. However, once I’m there, I prove to be well-worth the ride.
Coincidentally, the #69 proved the same thing.
Weaknesses: None.
Batteries Needed: 2 AA.
Clean Up: Soap and Water.
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