Going for the Gold
MOVIE TYPE: Celebrity Sex Tape
54 Mins
Vivid
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Intersex Porn Star, Big Tits, Celebrity Sex Tape
2014
STARS:Taylor Lianne Chandler, Ty Roderick,

REVIEW-

This is one of those movies that finds its way into my player because it’s timely. The movie popped up a while back as a celebrity sex tape. I guess it qualifies. If by celebrity we mean someone who slept with someone famous. Taylor Lianne Chandler is billed as the first “Intersex” porn star, but mostly she gets her own movie because she allegedly had a relationship with Michael Phelps. I guess banging the most decorated Olympian ever would be noteworthy even if you weren’t born with dueling genitals. I promise, there will be no mocking of the relationship or the whole crazy discussion of intersex. However, I will tell you guys that this is pretty horrible porn. Celebrity sex tapes often are, relying on the salacious content while providing bad camerawork or subpar action. This movie has sub par action, poor camerawork and not a whole lot of celebrity appeal. Taylor covers herself in ways that really make me wonder and are quite distracting. She isn’t natural on camera and they don’t help her out any. The scene between she and Ty Roderick is as natural looking at her breasts. The fact that this movie has some built in appeal with the intersex angle and the Olympic angle can not overcome the overall lack of appeal that this movie has to an average audience.

Taylor Lianne Chandler

When her “Michael” is away, Taylor has no choice but to sit around in lingerie and masturbate. Talking her way through her round of self love, Taylor talks to Michael and says that everything is “so much better” when he does it. Her dirty talk is so unnatural and out of place that is kind of feels like a comical reenactment of a set up sex tape. As she continues talking to her lover who isn’t there, Taylor slips a finger into her pussy. Anyone watching this woman struggle through basic dirty talk should instantly have a greater appreciation for performers and cam models who make this sort of stuff seem natural. The angles are interesting. It’s like they are intentionally keeping it softcore. Maybe they are just trying to show off Taylor’s legs or maybe they are trying to keep the camera off of some other parts. Either way, they are trying too hard here so instead of something sexy, we open with twenty minutes of cringe-worthy virtual sex chat and overuse of pronouns to make a point.

Taylor Lianne Chandler & Ty Roderick

While watching some football, the frisky couple decides to go for the gold. They make out and Taylor kicks her way out of her clothes. He works his way between her legs, kissing and eating her out. They are very careful to keep the camera at a distance. Taylor takes his cock out and starts sucking it. Her blowjob technique is rather mechanical. Lots of the same hand action and half mouth strokes. They start fucking and she is still just as stiff as ever. It’s really kind of odd. Taylor just lies back and Ty fucks her without ever looking her way. When she gets on top, they still keep the cameras angled in a really odd manner. If they are trying to cover up her genitals, that’s fine, but why allow so much footage of those bubble wrap bolt ons? The emotionless fuck continues and even when Taylor is in reverse cowgirl and they go for a close up, her hand covers the goods. I really went into this with an open mind, but what the fuck are they hiding? He pulls out and shoots his load all over her boobs.

We finish up with a ten minute radio interview where Taylor discusses intersex. At least this part of the movie is interesting and feels genuine. I was also happy to hear that it didn’t focus on her alleged celebrity relationship, but on some of the issues and misconceptions about intersex individuals.

BONUS: Vivid Celeb Sampler (43 minutes of trailers) Vivid Commercials