This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
106 Mins
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Marc Weston
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Parody, Horror, Rubber Suits, Nuns, Interracial Sex
2015
STARS: Zoey Monroe, Sarah Vandella, Pristine Edge, Dahlia Sky, Kira Noir, Penny Brooks, Ryan Driller, Sean Michaels, James Bartholet
REVIEW-
This is an interesting parody on many levels. It takes a hit show known for its creep factor and gore and turns it into a pretty workable porn. It also manages to span the first four years of the show which is a pretty clever idea. This allows the movie to work as a parody without having to do much more story development than your typical web content would provide. Hitting the major themes of each season, this movie will certainly appeal to fans of the show. It also has enough sexual heat to keep people interested. Zoey Monroe plays a wife who likes getting kinky when her man shows up in a rubber suit. It’s a good scene with just a hint of kink. Sarah Vandella and Pristine Edge play nuns who fuck and squirt the demons right out lucky Ryan Driller. This one has some serious kink factor and has the benefit of Sarah’s presence. That alone makes it a hot scene. If you like the added religious taboo play or the squirting, well then all the better. Kira Noir and Dahlia Sky share Sean Michaels’ huge pole in a scene that has a little humor and a ton of heat. The finale is a cool BJ scene starring Penny Brooks as a two-headed woman learning to suck cock. It’s more style and impressive editing than sexual heat, but it works. This is a cool little movie with some hot highlights Fans of AHS will enjoy this.
Zoey Monroe & Ryan Driller
Zoey Monroe and Ryan Driller have moved into a new house with some quirks. They find a bondage suit in a closet they don’t remember being in the bedroom, run into an odd woman who might be already dead and get a very strange vibe from the place. Later that night, Zoey is visited by a man she assumes is her husband in the bondage suit. Grabbing for his cock, she starts sucking and seems pretty excited by the idea of adventurous play. Desperate to feel that cock, she climbs on top, pushes her panties to the side and slams her hips down until his dick disappears. Nice shots as she rides hard and grinds her hips for the camera. I love the energy here and Zoey looks really good in doggy with her rubber-clad lover pounding away from behind. They flip over and she flexes her toes while rubbing her clit and getting close to climax. Great energy during this well shot scene. The kink factor is there as well, but it is mostly hot because Zoey looks so good getting banged. They finish with a big shot on her face. It was the best sex ever, but was it her husband, or something else?
Sarah Vandella, Pristine Edge & Ryan Driller
Sisters Sarah Vandella and Pristine Edge come face to face with a demon. Ryan Diller is possessed and only “pussy squirt from the holy†will make him leave. OK well that’s easy. Pristine just happens to squirt and “if it will help the boy†then why not? Sarah quickly strips the younger nun and they get down for some serious pussy licking at the feet of the bound man. Sarah directs the action, having Pristine use her mouth on the demon cock. She gags quickly but goes after it full speed. They line it up so that Pristine gets fucked while Sarah rides her face. Sarah gets her turn on the dick and doesn’t disappoint. She rides hard and shows off her perfect ass while still directing her young friend to ride the demon’s face. Both girls keep their habits on so if you are into the religious theme, you won’t miss out. They finish up with Ryan drilling Pristine and Sarah begging for a cumshot on her face. There is a bit of religious talk at the end and then a hot facial to close things out.
Dahlia Sky, Kira Noir & Sean Michaels
Witch Dahlia Sky wants to be immortal like her voodoo queen rival Kira Noir. They conjure Papa (Sean Michaels) and strike a deal. It costs her her should of course, but also some hot and nasty sexy. Apparently Kira also has to pay up, giving Sean several options. He has them both get naked and show off their asses. Pulling out his cock, Sean puts it into Kira’s mouth while Dahlia gets her fill of sweet black pussy. They switch places and Dahlia gets her mouth around that long pole. There is some good looking oral footage as the ladies take turns getting him all sloppy. I really like the way Kira’s ass as she bounces up and down on his lap. She has a really hot body. Dahlia waits around and sucks cock whenever the dick pops out of her friend’s wet slit. Sean gives both women good deep strokes and they seem to enjoy them very much. Kira really steals the show here with some hot looking doggy. Sean explodes all over both faces as the girls seal the deal with a big sloppy cum-swapping kiss.
Penny Brooks
The finale features some very cool special effects. Penny Brooks plays a two-headed woman who has to learn how to suck dick. The oral action is all right, but this mostly about how cool it looks and what a nice job they did editing this to make it looks pretty cool. Mostly a novelty scene, it is still worthy of some praise as she works the cream from his dick.
