Joke of the Day: Short Lived Wal Mar Job
Thank you Sherm
Once again my friend Shem has come up with some great jokes to forward. I’ve picked out a couple for the weekend. I this makes you smile. I know I got a kick out of this one. Oh man, haven’t we all had days were we wanted to say something like this?
MY SHORT LIVED WAL-MART JOB
After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…..
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just can’t believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work and sent me home.
