Kill Bill a XXX Porn Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
169 Mins
Digital Playground
DIRECTOR: Jakodema
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Strippers, Big Tits,
2015
STARS: Dani Daniels, Bridgette B, Tommy Gunn, Xander Corvus, Derrick Pierce, Mick Blue, Kieran Lee, Eva Lovia, Ash Hollywood, Misty Stone, Richie Calhoun
REVIEW-
This movie is so perfect for a XXX parody that I am surprised it took this long to get one. I’m also shocked that it took me so long to review it. With Dani Daniels playing the lead role and donning the iconic yellow racing suit, this porn version of the Tarantino classic is strong from the top down. She handles the dialog nicely and is certainly sexy enough to keep us interested. She has two scenes in this movie. The first, with Derrick Pierce is the hotter of the two. The finale is good, but the movie is so well done that the climax almost seems like an anti-climax. The rest of the cast makes it fun to watch as we follow our characters on their violent collision course. Misty Stone opens the movie in probably the hottest scene of the movie. She looks fantastic and really made me wish that her character could have lasted a bit longer. Ash Hollywood is really good in her role. I was quite impressed. Her sex scene is also quite good. Eva Lovia and Bridgette B round out the cast. They add some heat to the mix as well. I like this movie as both a faithful adaptation of the source material and a cleverly made XXX version with some tweaks and twists that make it even more fun. This isn’t the only XXX parody made from a Tarantino flick, but it is undoubtedly one of the best.
Misty Stone and Kieran Lee
Unaware that she is first on the Kill List, Misty Stone completes a big drug deal with Kieran and his gang. In order to sweeten the deal, she offers him a bonus if he can make her cum. Misty grabs his cock and starts stroking while they kiss. She drops down and her whole face lights up as she tries to take his big dick to the back of her throat. Any time we get the chance to see Misty give head, it’s a good thing, a really good thing. Kieran bends her over the car and starts licking her from behind. When he starts fucking her, we are treated to great shots of Misty from behind with her long legs looking as gorgeous as ever. She stops for a second BJ before they get into the car and she squats on his cock. The ass shots here are super hot. Misty looks amazing and also adds plenty of hot dirty talk as Kieran keeps her filled with cock. They finish up this opening scene with a great big facial shot. Misty is so fucking hot and this finish is perfect.
Ash Hollywood & Tommy Gunn
Sent to kill Dani, Ash Hollywood nearly pulls it off before getting caught by hospital security guard Tommy Gunn. She quickly convinces him not to say anything and the two get it on with the coma patient just feet away. They are so busy making out and groping one another that they don’t even notice when Dani wiggles out of bad and scoots herself right out of the room. Ash gets busy on Tommy’s cock and leaves it quite wet. She gets out of her nurse’s uniform but leaves on the hat, heels and her eye patch for a double dose of costume sex appeal. She climbs on top and rides, showing off her sexy ass while really working every inch into her hole. I like the doggy shots and the way she rubs her pussy furiously while he fucks her. Ash is sexy and the whole nod the nurse thing is pretty sexy. I don’t know exactly why a home style sofa is in the room, but it allows them to have a nice comfy fuck. Ash stops in the middle, sucks his dick clean and goes right back to stuffing it into her hot pussy. He pulls out and shoots all over her slit before things take a drastic turn for the worse.
Dani Daniels & Derrick Pierce
During a flashback we watch Dani train to be an assassin. This also includes sneaking into her master’s bedroom late at night and disrobing. He may look ancient in his makeup and wig, but the dude rising to the occasion quickly. She gives him a painfully brief blowjob and then climbs on top. The ass shots as she rides his dick are worth the price of admission. Even when she stops to suck him again, her booty steals the show with a nice reflection shot. There is pretty good energy, but Dani’s Um wig is kind of distracting. She is still hot, but it just looks off at times. What never looks off is the way she moves her body for the most eye pleasing angles at all times. He finishes up with a big shot on her face. This is not the best scene of the movie, but Dani is always worth watching.
Eva Lovia & Mick Blue
Tiger Lily (Eva Lovia) is rightfully concerned about being hunted, but she is used to it. In fact Bill likes sending men to protect her. In another flashback we watch how she takes care of such men. After testing out his abilities with a weapon, she strips down and spreads her thighs to test his tongue skills. She grabs his cock and curls up in his lap to get a taste. Hey look, another strategically located couch for them to fuck on. Hey, whatever it takes to get Eva into position so she can take a good pounding. He pulls her on top and we spend a good long time looking at her ass while Mick pounds up into her. She looks really good, especially on her back with a foot up on his shoulder encouraging him to go deeper. Given how ruthless we know her to be, he had better make sure he does this right or bad things are going to happen. Who are we kidding; we all know bad things are going to happen regardless. He pulls out and shoots onto her bush, enjoying at least one happy moment before the inevitable bad end.
Bridgette B & Richie Calhoun
While all hell is breaking loose, Richie Calhoun throws some money down for Bridgette B to show him a good time. She whips out her big tits and lets him feast on them. Bridgette drops to her knees and starts sucking his cock. It takes a bit of work to get him to rise to the occasion. Once she gets him there, she goes onto her back to give him a taste. He bends her over and takes his shot from behind. Bridgette has some serious curves and he uses those full hips to really get going full speed. The sex gets really easy on the eyes when she spins around into reverse cowgirl. Now we get to check out those big beautiful tits as she slams her hips down to make every inch of his meat vanish between her lower lips. They finish with a shot all over her big rack. This one is down and dirty hot.
Dani Daniels & Xander Corvus
Before all the killing and revenge, Dani loved Bill (Xander Corvus) and the two spent plenty of memorable moments between the sheets. Before a dangerous mission they share some fun. Xander sends her into bucking fits of pleasure with his tongue. Moving her up into doggy, he gets behind her and starts working. Dani looks great in spoon with her long leg in the air as she opens up for the camera. It is hard to beat the way her ass looks as she rides hard in his lap. Xander shoots all over her bush, but keeps going for round two. He gives her a second shot on the pussy. This is a good scene, but not the home run we might expect given the weight of these two characters and their story arc.
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