How the Grinch Gaped Christmas
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
97 Mins
Burning Angel
DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Parody, Comedy, Anal Sex, Tattooed Girl
2015
STARS: Joanna Angel, Krissy Dee, Amber Ivy, Alby Rydes, Xander Corvus, Michael Vegas, John Strong, Small Hands
REVIEW-
Joanna Angel is behind the camera in this silly season XXX parody. It’s probably a bit late in the year for me to be posting this, (Plus a full year late) but it’s another movie I watched at awards time and just didn’t have time to fully review. It is a very funny movie with a cute script that follows the Dr. Seuss source material so well that it might just make you uncomfortable from time to time. It is clever and cute, but beyond that it falls on the sexual action to carry things. The first three scenes are basically just typical Burning Angel scenes with some holiday decorations and clothes. That’s not a bad thing of course. Amber Ivy is cute, especially if you like redheads. Alby Rydes is a leggy babe who takes it hard in the backdoor. Krissy Dee is one of my favorite BA performers and her scene really stands out. Joanna Angel plays the Grinch and gives us a hot anal finale. She is one of the industry’s hottest performers and she delivers. The green make up is interesting but it’s still Joanna doing what she does. This is a fun parody for the script and a worthwhile movie for the sex.
Amber Ivy & Xander Corvus
Even though the Grinch has tied them up and stolen their presents, Amber Ivy and Xander Corvus find a way to celebrate the season. He unwraps her, enjoying the pale skin and body art as he kisses his way down to her pussy. Amber is a good looking young woman who uses her mouth on his cock. I love the bright red lipstick. It just fits the feel of this move nicely. He flips her over and pushes her feet behind her head to drive deep into her shaved little pussy. Amber is pretty energetic when she gets on top and thrusts her hips and grinds on his dick. He pulls out and shoots all over her body.
Krissy Dee & Michael Vegas
Discourage that she didn’t destroy Christmas, the Grinch moves to the next home and continues to do her dirty work. She takes everything she can and breaks the rest. When Michael Vegas and Krissy Dee come home they are sad for a few seconds and decide that being together is all they need. They kiss passionately while getting undressed and she makes sure that her mouth is full of cock as quickly as possible. Krissy is very sexy and uses both hands to pump his hard meat into her hungry mouth. Climbing on top of him, she starts rocking those hips and shows off her curvy little butt. Flipping her over, Michael pumps that tight hole while her perky boobs shake. I love how vocal and energetic she is. Krissy is always a lot of fun to watch. They have her face the camera for reverse cowgirl. The festive stockings are a nice touch as she energetically fucks away. They finish with a hot blast all over her face. This girl is one of my favorite underused performers.
Alby Rydes & John Strong
Certain she will find satisfaction in the lonely holiday home of John Strong, the Grinch watches as he propositions a sexy hooker for anal only to have Alby Rydes offer up her butt for free in the spirit of the holiday. He is also in the giving mood, sliding between her thighs and licking her pussy. Alby gets on her knees and sucks his cock. Her enthusiasm is impressive as she rubs her face on his dick and balls, making sure to show him plenty of affection. The tattooed brunette has nice long legs that spread wide so he can bang out that tight hole. After getting it nice and wet, he pushes his dick into her butt. As promised, she gives up the anal action with glee. Watching this makes the Grinch realize that the meaning of Christmas is anal sex. (Yes folks, that’s a dialog quote.) I’m not sure about that, but I am sure that this scene is really well shot with some very hot backdoor action. The cowgirl shots are really good. Alby has a nice ass and it takes John’s thrusts beautifully. They finish with a facial before discovering the Grinch masturbating and freaking out just a little.
Joanna Angel & Small Hands
Heading off to find some needy soul to give anal sex to, the Grinch (Joanna Angel) finds a bum to take her up on her offer. Taking him by the hand, she finds a private place and drops to her knees. Joanna goes right for the deep BJ. Even in full green makeup, she is smoking hot, especially when she has a hard dick to play with. Enjoying the head, he turns her around and slides his dick into her tight pink hole. Very energetic doggy here. When he flips her over we can see how her stockings were used to disguise the fact that they didn’t go all the way down her legs with the with the green make up. After fucking her pussy, he lets her suck him again before they return to doggy with her ass on the line this time. I love the way her boobs shake under her body as she gets fucked. The RCA looks great and she does a nice job of avoiding serious injury by keeping her heels away from his thighs while she rides. The camera gets in close on the action here. We can excuse the messy makeup because the sex is so fucking hot. He finishes off on her ass and everyone in Whoreville lived happily ever after including the newly ass-fucked Grinch.
