Reader Email: Fantasy Porn Company
Interesting Question from RustyTim
I love the email I get. This one was just too interesting to pass up. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
RustyTim Writes:
Hey Rog, I know you’re a big fan of fantasy sports. Some friends and I play baseball and football and an interesting topic came up that I thought would be right up your alley. We were discussing what it would take to make up the perfect fantasy porn team. If you could build your perfect porn company, directors, contract girls, contract guys and any other utility players you think would round out a roster who would you pick? Five girls, two guys, two directors and two wild cards, BTS people.
Wow, what an interesting question. How to build the perfect fantasy porn company. If I could pick anyone? That’s a pretty tough one. I’m going to change it up a little bit. Let’s say I can only pick from people who are not under contract. (Though the idea of ignoring contracts and having an 8 team league draft from scratch would be a lot of fun.)
Rog’s Fantasy Porn Team
Director: Ivan- He’s directed really cool low budget features and has been carrying the bulk of the load at Anabolic for a while now. He can shoot either of them skillfully without losing sight of the fact that we want to see some good action. I’d have him shooting some all-sex movies and work on cool features including a special Horror-Porn division. He would be a great guy to help build a full-service porn company.
Director: Van Styles: He’s been shooing great stuff for a while now and seems to do well no matter who he’s shooting for. I would have him work on a gonzo/action line that taps into his skateboarding background.
Female Performer: Asa Akira: She is gorgeous, motivated and still has a lot of things to check off on her “to do” list. Asa would be perfect for any growing roster.
Female Performer: Andi Anderson This girl does everything, looks amazing and her performances would raise the bar for the other contract girls.
Female Performer: Sasha Grey: Since we’re going to do features with gonzo sex, who better than Sasha to anchor the team? She can act, she can fuck and she can do both in the same movie.
Female Performer: Aurora Snow: Come on, you didn’t think I would start a company without Aurora did you? She can act, fuck and would give some mainstream crossover appeal as well.
Female Performer: Tori Black: With some great veteran talent why not add one of the sexiest semi-new girl as well. She’s a star, can act a little and definitely seems to move product.
Male Performer: James Deen. Why not go with one of the top performers in the game today? She’s winning a bunch of awards, the girls love him, he can act and he can fuck. He would be a good guy to build the company around.
Male Performer: Mr. Marcus. Maybe an unconventional choice, but I think he’s the kind of guy who can really make a scene work. The girls love him, he gives great scenes and I swear this guy has some great movies in him as a director. He just needs the right projects.
Wild Card 1: Jenna Haze/Teagan Pressley. I’m not sure if either of these women qualify as free agents based on my own rules, but I would be crazy not to take a shot. They would be high priced free agents to be sure, but think of what either roster would look like with one or both of these women at the top.
Wild Card 2: Where to do here? A good publicist? A DVD authoring firm? A trustworthy webmaster? How about if we find out what Cal is doing these days and turn him loose editing the projects. He was around for the best days of Anabolic and could probably put the finishing touches on the projects.
So there you go. My fantasy porn team from existing free agents. It still could be fun to build one from the ground up, but that’s a discussion for another time.
Your turn, who would you pick to fill out your fantasy porn roster?
