Blog: A Bunch of Stuff
Been A While
OK, no excuses. It’s been a really, really long time since I’ve written a good long rambling blog. Admit it, some of you have missed them. A lot has been going on. As most of you know, I’ve been coaching my son’s little league team and that has been great. This is our last week and I have to say that I already miss it. I am sure the summer will keep me busy, but with baseball ending I will have more times to write about the industry and all of the other things that creep into my head. Plus, more eye candy and isn’t that always a plus?
Eye Candy: Speaking of Eye Candy, Renee Perez wants everyone to have Christmas in May. What I wouldn’t give to find her under my tree.
Bad News Break In: OK in general things are going really well, but my weekend got off to a really shitty start. I was at the garage getting Mrs. Rog’s car fixed again. (Four days and 3300 bucks and they forgot to replace a light bulb.) I get a call while I’m waiting from Mrs. Rog telling me that someone has broken into my car and ripped the stereo out of the dash. Serious flashbacks here because years ago I was chatting in PST when she came home to tell me someone had smashed my window and taken my old car phone (the thing was as big as a DVD player) and my wallet. (Stupid me, left it on the center console.) The car had been parked in our driveway so I naturally felt a little violated and pised off. It wasn’t that they got the stereo. Big deal. It’s like six years old and was probably worth 200 bucks when Mrs. Rog bought it for me. Those of you who know me know that the damn car isn’t worth much either. We are milking every last mile out of it until it’s time to buy a new one. It wasn’t what was stolen that bothered me so much as the fact that some dickhead, fuckwad piece of shit was in my driveway ripping stuff out of my car. After calling the police just to make sure a report got taken, and taking a long hard look at everything, I calmed down. No one was hurt. The car window wasn’t smashed like last time and in the end what did they get? A stereo that might be worth 20 bucks at this point? It just isn’t worth the negative energy. I won’t be replacing the stereo, will be more careful with what gets left in the car and will install some motion detector lights. It was a sucky thing, but it’s time to close that chapter and move right on.
Eye Candy: Move right on to eye candy of course. Super hot Hanna Hilton cooking something up in the kitchen.
Playboy Radio: With Little League season ending, I may be changing nights on Playboy Radio again. At this point we are still on Thursday at 5 Cali time, but we may switch back. Last week was interesting. In addition to the normal review, we got sidetracked. (As we always do.) Christy and Nicki have been reviewing one another’s movies and they asked me a few general porn reviewer questions. Among them, who is my “ultimate porn babe.” That is always a really tough question. Aurora Snow? Andi Anderson?Asa Akira? I think Asa came out first. After all I’m going to marry the girl soon. I discussed the things that make a porn girl perfect in my book. Good looks, energy, a nice body etc. After a few minutes it hit me. Mika Tan. Yes, right now Mika Tan would probably be my perfect porn woman. Of course this could change daily, but I honestly think that in recent memory no one has been as consistently hot as Mika. They also asked me to name some girls I thought were overrated and I went ahead and dropped a bomb. I listed some girls I never quite got and you can guess who they were. The answer that got the biggest reaction (and the most follow up email) was Jenna Jameson. I need to clarify something. I meant what I said, but Jenna is “overrated” only as a performer. I have always said that Jenna Jameson is the biggest star this industry has ever seen and I believe she will remain the biggest star for a very, very long time. All of the girls who have come after her have tried to reach Jenna’s level and none have come close. I eventually came to like Jenna as a performer and Jenna the “porn star” is unparalleled. This isn’t a back-pedal though. As a performer I think Jenna was over rated. Most of you know I always preferred Serenity as the hottest contract star of that time. OK, that’s a longer explanation than it needed to be. So speak up. Who is your ultimate porn chick? Who do you think is overrated and if you want, weigh in on my choices. Speak up.
Eye Candy: Nothing overrated about Flower Tucci. Especially when she shows off that big, beautiful ass.
NBA Playoffs: For me the NBA Playoffs ended on Sunday when Boston finally ran out of gas. What a great run though. 14 awesome games without their best player and they still came close to the conference finals. Now all that is left is to see who gets to knock out the Lakers. Hopefully it will Denver. The sooner we get those stupid yellow flags out of everyone’s windows the better. Besides, if Kobe and the Fake Show get knocked out early we can watch the little rapists (Allegedly) go through a summer of opt-out mania. How quickly would the fans in La La Land turn if Flobee were a Bull next year? Short of that, a Cleveland/LA Finals should be fun to watch. For my fellow Boston fans, a couple of questions. How much money did Big Baby Davis earn for himself during these playoffs? And how much money did Stephon Marbury lose by not showing up 90% of the time?
