Porn Blaring Man Cops Plea
Anger Management For Blockhead
OK this one is worth a laugh. Somehow I missed the story when this guy was originally arrested, but I caught it this time.
Porn Blasting Man to Take Anger Management Classes
So basically a dude get pissed off that some kids are playing too close to his house. No shock there. We’ve all been there right? Instead of turning the hose on the noisy little whelps, he decided to go Lloyd Dobbler on them. (OK that isn’t quite on the nose, but I’ll bet it made some of you smile.) He blared a “pornographic soundtrack” loud enough to be heard a block and a half away.
So I have a couple of questions. First, what was he playing? Was it Andi Anderson going all dirty talk for us? Or Aurora Snow doing the dying duck sounds that Stern plays all the time? I think we all want to know what he was playing. Secondly, why did he think this was a good idea? If you want to scare kids away, you don’t play porn? You play Enya or James Taylor or anything from CBS.
As a result of all this, the 27 year old has to perform 20 hours of community service and take anger management classes. On the up side, I’m guessing he will never be asked to be the neighborhood emergency babysitter.
